Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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Aiyo, you all so bloody troublesome, let me call MAJ Kwlee & CPT Gordonator to see if there is still duck rice ration left since last year's exercise....
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CPT Gordonator agrees and ordered a C130 and MSG Air Bon Tan, a senior parachutist with 9987.562 militray free fall jumps under his name, to air drop the duck rice ration at 1400.Originally posted by kwlee:Aiyo, you all so bloody troublesome, let me call MAJ Kwlee & CPT Gordonator to see if there is still duck rice ration left since last year's exercise.... -
But he misunderstood and dropped 1400 duck rice rations instead.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Gordonator agrees and ordered a C130 and MSG Air Bon Tan, a senior parachutist with 9987.562 militray free fall jumps under his name, to air drop the duck rice ration at 1400. -
Everybody screamed 'INCOMING!!!!' and dived for cover.....Originally posted by gnoik:But he misunderstood and dropped 1400 duck rice rations instead. -
The same Uncle Goh who was serving all the sirs and enciks earlier, somehow managed to get onto the same helicopter MSG Air Bon Tan was on, and airdropped 1400 cans of root beer. All the men who left their helmets aside....
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Let's just say that 3SG Kua Cheng Chor called his MT Line to prepare the whole ambulance holding...Originally posted by kuekj:The same Uncle Goh who was serving all the sirs and enciks earlier, somehow managed to get onto the same helicopter MSG Air Bon Tan was on, and airdropped 1400 cans of root beer. All the men who left their helmets aside.... -
but all the drivers "chu chia" liao and there were casulties lying around in the mist of the duck rice and root beer...Originally posted by LazerLordz:Let's just say that 3SG Kua Cheng Chor called his MT Line to prepare the whole ambulance holding... -
To top it all, the uninjured were gorging themselves on duck rice and root beer. They were not helping their injured buddies at all.Originally posted by octega:but all the drivers "chu chia" liao and there were casulties lying around in the mist of the duck rice and root beer... -
CPL Garang Tan who happened to walk past...
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shouted: "So many casualties! Never call my father who is a SAI GONG in!"Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan who happened to walk past...
Immediately, he took out his hp and called his dad. "Pa, can earn lot of money liao lor!" -
PTE Arumugasamy, who was busily snogging Hurricane Rita behind the bushes, emerged. He walked among the casualties and felt extremely shaken at the sight of so many casualties.Originally posted by gnoik:shouted: "So many casualties! Never call my father who is a SAI GONG in!"
Immediately, he took out his hp and called his dad. "Pa, can earn lot of money liao lor!"
Upon seeing CPL Garang Tan trying to profit from the whole situation, PTE Arumugasamy decided to lunge at him and fight him using the Close Combat Training skills he learnt..... -
CPL Garang Tan deflected the flying punch with his tictactoe close combat finger skill.Originally posted by fudgester:PTE Arumugasamy, who was busily snogging Hurricane Rita behind the bushes, emerged. He walked among the casualties and felt extremely shaken at the sight of so many casualties.
Upon seeing CPL Garang Tan trying to profit from the whole situation, PTE Arumugasamy decided to lunge at him and fight him using the Close Combat Training skills he learnt.....
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PTE Arumugasamy retaliated with the Chinese Chess Diagonal Move which he learnt from his sifu, the legendary MSG Tan Ah Kow......Originally posted by LazerLordz:CPL Garang Tan deflected the flying punch with his tictactoe close combat finger skill. -
CPL Garang Tan suddenly break into a chinese dance which he learnt from the guys from MDC.
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"Give me some root beer!"Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan suddenly break into a chinese dance which he learnt from the guys from MDC.
After drinking 2 cans. he became huang feihong and started showing his drunken fists.
But because he was a slacker during his MDC time, his stunts were half fcuk and thus -
PTE Arumugasamy managed to poke him in the eye and claim victory.Originally posted by gnoik:"Give me some root beer!"
After drinking 2 cans. he became huang feihong and started showing his drunken fists.
But because he was a slacker during his MDC time, his stunts were half fcuk and thus
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not willing to admit defeat, CPL Garang Tan changelled PTE Arumugasamy to a game of arm wrestling. loser will have do this weekend's guard duty.
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"ON!" said skinny PTE Arumugasamy and he continue "But I choose the place!", so to choose a place to his advantage, he selected....Originally posted by Gordonator:not willing to admit defeat, CPL Garang Tan changelled PTE Arumugasamy to a game of arm wrestling. loser will have do this weekend's guard duty. -
the house of Hurricane Rita, the first place he chiong to everytime he book out...
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PTE Arumugasamy then called LCP Accident Chen, his friend at the MT line with his handphone, to ask for a ride.
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True to his name, LCP Accident Chen skidded the five-tonner off the road and into an ERP gantry.Originally posted by Gordonator:PTE Arumugasamy then called LCP Accident Chen, his friend at the MT line with his handphone, to ask for a ride.
Unfortunately for him, the investigating TP was none other than ASP Pei Saman, the TP whom LTA Fudgester shot at with his 0.5 caliber a few days before. -
ASP Pei Sama arrived at the scence, where the vehicles slowed down to a crawl.Originally posted by fudgester:True to his name, LCP Accident Chen skidded the five-tonner off the road and into an ERP gantry.
Unfortunately for him, the investigating TP was none other than ASP Pei Saman, the TP whom LTA Fudgester shot at with his 0.5 caliber a few days before.
Apprantly, all the passing drivers has wind down their windows to cheer LCP Accident Chen whos accident has gave them a free-ERP ride into the CBD.
"You again!" exclaimined the ASP, apparantly, LCP Accident Chen was so well-known in the traffic dept due to his excellent "Buang" record.
But the amazingly, LCP Accident Chen's accident is always let off the hook due his amazing ability to "smoke" his way out.
"So what is it this time?" ask the ASP.... -
LCP Chen noticed that the TP had a bullet hole in his face.Originally posted by octega:ASP Pei Sama arrived at the scence, where the vehicles slowed down to a crawl.
Apprantly, all the passing drivers has wind down their windows to cheer LCP Accident Chen whos accident has gave them a free-ERP ride into the CBD.
"You again!" exclaimined the ASP, apparantly, LCP Accident Chen was so well-known in the traffic dept due to his excellent "Buang" record.
But the amazingly, LCP Accident Chen's accident is always let off the hook due his amazing ability to "smoke" his way out.
"So what is it this time?" ask the ASP....
"Who did this to you? I'll help you whack him. In return, please don't give me any demerit points," he pleaded. -
ASP Pei Saman smiled.Originally posted by iveco:LCP Chen noticed that the TP had a bullet hole in his face.
"Who did this to you? I'll help you whack him. In return, please don't give me any demerit points," he pleaded.
'Boy, you go and indent another five tonner and langgar your LTA Fudgester with it. Steady boh?'
LCP Accident Chen was thus in a dilemma. He could either run down LTA Fudgester and get into trouble with the MP, or do nothing and get into trouble with the TP. In the end,...... -
...he decided to call his MT Line CSM SSG Speeding Lim for help.Originally posted by fudgester:ASP Pei Saman smiled.
'Boy, you go and indent another five tonner and langgar your LTA Fudgester with it. Steady boh?'
LCP Accident Chen was thus in a dilemma. He could either run down LTA Fudgester and get into trouble with the MP, or do nothing and get into trouble with the TP. In the end,......