Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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He bashed the ATTC driver in the head with his rifle butt, knocking the poor fellow out cold. PTE Arumugasamy then made off with the packets of duck rice combat rations.Originally posted by fudgester:....the Bronco got ambushed by PTE Arumugasamy (the fella snogging Hurricane Rita) who somehow managed to slip away from the Ultras, Bionixs, AMX-13s and Vipers which were aiming their weapons at him. -
PTE Arumugasamy then flung his MOP away... one prepared Hartmann pack went into DXO iveco's arm, right into the vein, causing haematoma... while the whole MOP bashed onto iveco's head...
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meanwhile , cpt gordonator and maj kwlee was in the officer mess talking about the sexy Rita.
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When suddenly, his platoon sergeant 2SG kuekj burst into the officer mess, screaming, 'Sir! We have a situation regarding the Bronco! It has been ambushed by the PTE who snogged Hurricane Rita!!!'Originally posted by kwlee:meanwhile , cpt gordonator and maj kwlee was in the officer mess talking about the sexy Rita. -
"Crap."Originally posted by fudgester:When suddenly, his platoon sergeant 2SG kuekj burst into the officer mess, screaming, 'Sir! We have a situation regarding the Bronco! It has been ambushed by the PTE who snogged Hurricane Rita!!!'
The only word the 2 officers can think of while only finishing half of their duty-free tiger beer. They turn to the mess boy
"Keep the beer in the fridge"
The mess boy replied "But sir, I can't, there is some white horse that will be drinking up the beer, he said abt what using cans to form up something..."
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...sat down and CPT Gordonator says, "2SG kuekj, u go and fall in the men and conduct water parade first, then do a quick warm up exercise and a 5km fast run before we go for the mission."Originally posted by octega:"Crap."
The only word the 2 officers can think of while only finishing half of their duty-free tiger beer. They turn to the mess boy
"Keep the beer in the fridge"
The mess boy replied "But sir, I can't, there is some white horse that will be drinking up the beer, he said abt what using cans to form up something..."
So the 2 officers... -
wa... I won't get this rank in reality man :p
(continues story) 2SG kuekj frowns and replies, "Sir, my men kena conjunctivitis, all on ATT B..." -
CPT Gordonator says, "in that case dispatch CPL Garang Tan to settle the mission, ask him to do 2 round of SOC 1st before going."Originally posted by kuekj:2SG kuekj frowns and replies, "Sir, my men kena conjunctivitis, all on ATT B..."
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Unfortunately, the tic-tac-toe match between CPL Garang Tan and Encik Ahmad was still ongoing after four days straight with no end in sight...Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Gordonator says, "in that case dispatch CPL Garang Tan to settle the mission, ask him to do 2 round of SOC 1st before going." -
...apparently, Encik Ahmad has not even make the 2nd move after CPL Garang Tan made the 1st move.Originally posted by fudgester:Unfortunately, the tic-tac-toe match between CPL Garang Tan and Encik Ahmad was still ongoing after four days straight with no end in sight... -
SWO LL, the task force sgt major decided to end the stalemate his own way.." CPL Tan!"Originally posted by Gordonator:...apparently, Encik Ahmad has not even make the 2nd move after CPL Garang Tan made the 1st move.
"Yes Encik?"
"You want to go OCS or not?I am recommending you!"
"YES!YES SIR!"
"Eh Ahmad, let's go la..makan time.." -
Uncle Goh, from the canteen drink and snacks store, came by in his small bumpy van. He waved to SWO LL and Encik Ahmad: "eh encik, suda makan? kopiosatu boleh?"
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While the two Enciks were buying snacks from the ninja van, a whole contingent of Bionix 40/50s rolled up beside them. MAJ kwlee, CPT Gordonator, LTA Fudgester and 2SG kuekj jumped out of their vehicles....Originally posted by kuekj:Uncle Goh, from the canteen drink and snacks store, came by in his small bumpy van. He waved to SWO LL and Encik Ahmad: "eh encik, suda makan? kopiosatu boleh?" -
MAJ Kwlee and CPT Gordonator stared at the two Warrants.."Encik, bo jio?!"Originally posted by fudgester:While the two Enciks were buying snacks from the ninja van, a whole contingent of Bionix 40/50s rolled up beside them. MAJ kwlee, CPT Gordonator, LTA Fudgester and 2SG kuekj jumped out of their vehicles.... -
everyone was happily eating away and chit chatting when suddenly something far away caught their eye.Originally posted by LazerLordz:MAJ Kwlee and CPT Gordonator stared at the two Warrants.."Encik, bo jio?!" -
It looked like 2 person in sniper's cammo, as they got close, on close inspection....."Chey!" it is just 2 person in mosqito netting.Originally posted by Gordonator:everyone was happily eating away and chit chatting when suddenly something far away caught their eye.
"Eh! u two come over, who are u and what u two doing in this mosqito netting" said LTA Gordonator
"Erm, sir, we are prowlers. The netting is to protect us from dengue sir" said the soldier.
Tun lan wif the soldier's "ku-niang-ness", he demanded they removed their nettings.... -
when they tried to remove their nettings, their number 4 came down as well ....Originally posted by octega:It looked like 2 person in sniper's cammo, as they got close, on close inspection....."Chey!" it is just 2 person in mosqito netting.
"Eh! u two come over, who are u and what u two doing in this mosqito netting" said LTA Gordonator
"Erm, sir, we are prowlers. The netting is to protect us from dengue sir" said the soldier.
Tun lan wif the soldier's "ku-niang-ness", he demanded they removed their nettings.... -
"Cannot!" The soldier say.Originally posted by octega:It looked like 2 person in sniper's cammo, as they got close, on close inspection....."Chey!" it is just 2 person in mosqito netting.
"Eh! u two come over, who are u and what u two doing in this mosqito netting" said LTA Gordonator
"Erm, sir, we are prowlers. The netting is to protect us from dengue sir" said the soldier.
Tun lan wif the soldier's "ku-niang-ness", he demanded they removed their nettings....
"The MO will charge us if we kana dengue. I still 3 more months to ORD. Sir pls...":
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LTA Fudgester say, "Both of u quickly go to the e-mart buy 2 carton of insect repellent."
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instead of buying insect repellant, the two blur cocks brought 2 cartons of camo cream (thinking they are the same), using up all of LTA Fudgester's credit...
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remembering that camo cream is edible, and the breakfast for tomorrow morning happens to be breads...Originally posted by kindaichi83:instead of buying insect repellant, the two blur cocks brought 2 cartons of camo cream (thinking they are the same), using up all of LTA Fudgester's credit... -
LTA Fudgester made rifle cleaning oil the beverage to go along with the cammo-cream toasts on the next day's breakfast menu.Originally posted by Gordonator:remembering that camo cream is edible, and the breakfast for tomorrow morning happens to be breads... 
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The following morning, most of the soldiers did not eat the breakfast.Originally posted by fudgester:LTA Fudgester made rifle cleaning oil the beverage to go along with the cammo-cream toasts on the next day's breakfast menu.
LTA Fudgester asked "Soldiers, we have indent ur breakfast, it is an offence not to eat them"
One of solder replied "But Sir, we have been having cammo-cream toast and rifle cleaning oil for a week liao, buay tahan liao" .... -
LTA Fudgester: 'You know ah, in my time, we had to eat the duck rice combat rations every day for seven days you know.... you bleddy recruits are nowadays so pampered.....'Originally posted by octega:The following morning, most of the soldiers did not eat the breakfast.
LTA Fudgester asked "Soldiers, we have indent ur breakfast, it is an offence not to eat them"
One of solder replied "But Sir, we have been having cammo-cream toast and rifle cleaning oil for a week liao, buay tahan liao" ....
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All the soldiers were left wetting their purple over-toxicated lips with their swollen tongues as LTA Fudgester described..Then one of the soldiers raised up his hand, 'Can we have the duck rice rations?'....LTA Fudgester replied...Originally posted by fudgester:LTA Fudgester: 'You know ah, in my time, we had to eat the duck rice combat rations every day for seven days you know.... you bleddy recruits are nowadays so pampered.....'