Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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abandon his vehicle and run as far away as he coulds before the mine blew up. However, it turned out to be a blind.Originally posted by fudgester:But then his car hit another anti-tank mine left behind by 2SG Blur So Tong (got promoted already).
As a result, SWO Lazerlordz was forced to.... -
He was already in the knee high grass surrounding the guardhouse when he realised it was a blind.Standing up, he found himself bitten by red ants and off he went..to the guardroom..where two Cisco guards were eating kueh tutu.Originally posted by iveco:abandon his vehicle and run as far away as he coulds before the mine blew up. However, it turned out to be a blind.
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As he got closer, he found LTA Fudgester is wif them also.Originally posted by LazerLordz:He was already in the knee high grass surrounding the guardhouse when he realised it was a blind.Standing up, he found himself bitten by red ants and off he went..to the guardroom..where two Cisco guards were eating kueh tutu.
"Ah sir, abt the mission...."
"So yes, almost forgot" Reluantly, he put down his kueh tutu and ask the cisco guards
"We are here abt the emergency?"
The cisco guards promptly pointed at the HQ toilet... -
"Can I use ur toilet to bath?" He asked.Originally posted by octega:As he got closer, he found LTA Fudgester is wif them also.
"Ah sir, abt the mission...."
"So yes, almost forgot" Reluantly, he put down his kueh tutu and ask the cisco guards
"We are here abt the emergency?"
The cisco guards promptly pointed at the HQ toilet...
"yes, of cos!" the cisco guards said.
After bathing, he was so gian of the tutu kueh that he asked them whether he can have one.
"Can, $100 pls for yr bath n kueh." But... -
...LTA Fudgester and SWO lazerlordz wasn't fools, and they refused to pay. just as they were quarreling, the ground began to shake violently.Originally posted by gnoik:"Can I use ur toilet to bath?" He asked.
"yes, of cos!" the cisco guards said.
After bathing, he was so gian of the tutu kueh that he asked them whether he can have one.
"Can, $100 pls for yr bath n kueh." But... -
"XIANG LONG 18 ZHANG!!!!~~~~~~~"Originally posted by Gordonator:...LTA Fudgester and SWO lazerlordz wasn't fools, and they refused to pay. just as they were quarreling, the ground began to shake violently.
LTA Fudgester and SWO lazerlordz groaned, "Not again....." -
They decided to call for reinforcements. SWO Lazerlordz took out his PRC 840 and sent comms to LTA Gordonator to come down immediately with ten M113-Ultras and twenty Bionix 40/50s.Originally posted by octega:"XIANG LONG 18 ZHANG!!!!~~~~~~~"
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LTA Gordonator acknowleged and within no time, a platoon of specially trained soldiers arrived. being the caring officer that he is, he ordered everyone to fall in and shouted, "Anybody not feeling well? All have 7 hours of sleep or not?"Originally posted by fudgester:They decided to call for reinforcements. SWO Lazerlordz took out his PRC 840 and sent comms to LTA Gordonator to come down immediately with ten M113-Ultras and twenty Bionix 40/50s. -
The good soldiers also know, even they not feeling well, or not enough sleep (standard in SAF) say already also no use, so they all diam diam, u look at me I look at u.Originally posted by Gordonator:LTA Gordonator acknowleged and within no time, a platoon of specially trained soldiers arrived. being the caring officer that he is, he ordered everyone to fall in and shouted, "Anybody not feeling well? All have 7 hours of sleep or not?"
Then one soldier raise his hand and asked
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LTA Gordonator then said to the soldier:Originally posted by octega:The good soldiers also know, even they not feeling well, or not enough sleep (standard in SAF) say already also no use, so they all diam diam, u look at me I look at u.
Then one soldier raise his hand and asked
"Sir! Can I go toilet or not huh?"
'Ok never mind then... you walk to the objective. Everyone else will ride the M113 and Bionix.'
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The Officer reply with a firm "No!"Originally posted by octega:The good soldiers also know, even they not feeling well, or not enough sleep (standard in SAF) say already also no use, so they all diam diam, u look at me I look at u.
Then one soldier raise his hand and asked
"Sir! Can I go toilet or not huh?"
The soldier showed a lan lan face when... -
"Can! Care for soldiers mah! Yr 3 min start 2 min ago!"Originally posted by octega:The good soldiers also know, even they not feeling well, or not enough sleep (standard in SAF) say already also no use, so they all diam diam, u look at me I look at u.
Then one soldier raise his hand and asked
"Sir! Can I go toilet or not huh?"
Seeing the toilet a bit far, he decided to make do with the bushes behind him. But he nv knew that the cadets were camoufaging inside the bushes and so -
the new cadets being inexperienced thought that someone had throw a gas bomb because the smell was so bad..... they shouted... "alamak.. gas attack... gas attack... gas mask... canisters..!!!"Originally posted by gnoik:"Can! Care for soldiers mah! Yr 3 min start 2 min ago!"
Seeing the toilet a bit far, he decided to make do with the bushes behind him. But he nv knew that the cadets were camoufaging inside the bushes and so -
they began to take out their bayonets...Originally posted by kindaichi83:the new cadets being inexperienced thought that someone had throw a gas bomb because the smell was so bad..... they shouted... "alamak.. gas attack... gas attack... gas mask... canisters..!!!" -
and plunged them into the poor soldier's arse.Originally posted by Gordonator:they began to take out their bayonets... -
OCT Keh Not Mekkit: 'Uhh.... I think I just dirtied my bayonet..... How how how?!?!?'Originally posted by iveco:and plunged them into the poor soldier's arse. -
he begin to panick "jialat jialat, how how how, bo hiew ah"Originally posted by fudgester:OCT Keh Not Mekkit: 'Uhh.... I think I just dirtied my bayonet..... How how how?!?!?'
he slot the smelly bayonet back into the holder and pray no one could smell it.
To his horror, the PC said "All recovered, we are going to do bayonet fighting now, pattern 1, pattern 1...." -
*PS: whatever happened to my pilot? He's still hanging in the air'
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The pilot circled the camp after being dazzled by the CCO's chaff from the badges and he flew off to Changi Airport where he managed to refuel and play cards with Muthusamy, the fuel depot tech.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:*PS: whatever happened to my pilot? He's still hanging in the air' -
back at the camp, CPL Garang Tan, voted best soldier of the month, in his smartest heavily starched no.4, well seasoned beret and shinning boots began marching in, at the same time holding his rifle high in the air and singing army songs at the top of his lungs. upon seeing LTA Gordonator, LTA fudgester, SWO lazerlodz and the gang, he...
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....compared his M16 with the SAR 21s held by the three commanders.Originally posted by Gordonator:back at the camp, CPL Garang Tan, voted best soldier of the month, in his smartest heavily starched no.4, well seasoned beret and shinning boots began marching in, at the same time holding his rifle high in the air and singing army songs at the top of his lungs. upon seeing LTA Gordonator, LTA fudgester, SWO lazerlodz and the gang, he...
'Wah, sir... mine's longer than yours.'
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LTA Gordonator, "Really ar?" Then, he took out aOriginally posted by fudgester:....compared his M16 with the SAR 21s held by the three commanders.
'Wah, sir... mine's longer than yours.' -
pencil and pen and changelled him to a game of tic tat toe.Originally posted by kwlee:LTA Gordonator, "Really ar?" Then, he took out a -
They played for 12 hours straight without a winner, so they decide toOriginally posted by Gordonator:pencil and pen and changelled him to a game of tic tat toe. -
Call down Encik Ahmad, the CDO RSM.He was famous as the tictactoe king.Originally posted by kwlee:They played for 12 hours straight without a winner, so they decide to