CO ordered gordonator to fly a japanese zero fighter as kamikazeOriginally posted by kaobeikaobu:following that, they all gathered in the armskote and started wacking bottles of oil in a frenzy fashion, celebrating before the mission...
the CO screamed 'lai..lim...bor ta bor lan pa!!'
the oil catch fire and began to burn...Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:following that, they all gathered in the armskote and started wacking bottles of oil in a frenzy fashion, celebrating before the mission...
the CO screamed 'lai..lim...bor ta bor lan pa!!'
In walked SWO LL, on a visit to find his old pal MWO Tok Kong King.Originally posted by Gordonator:the oil catch fire and began to burn...
MWO Tok Kong King was wearing a flame retardant suit and trying to put out the flames with his legendary farting abilities.Originally posted by LazerLordz:In walked SWO LL, on a visit to find his old pal MWO Tok Kong King.
The flame grew bigger and bigger..and CO with the two CPTs began to howl.Originally posted by fudgester:MWO Tok Kong King was wearing a flame retardant suit and trying to put out the flames with his legendary farting abilities.
Unfortunately.....
CO took out his phone and called the...Originally posted by LazerLordz:The flame grew bigger and bigger..and CO with the two CPTs began to howl.
Ops room and shouted at the person over the phone, "Fire in armskote, send help or u will signing extra until u ORD"Originally posted by Gordonator:CO took out his phone and called the...
CDF SMAPPYOriginally posted by octega:Ops room and shouted at the person over the phone, "Fire in armskote, send help or u will signing extra until u ORD"
Little do the CO know, the fella over the phone is actually...
Chief Commando Officer, doing a surprise check on the HQ ops center.Originally posted by octega:Ops room and shouted at the person over the phone, "Fire in armskote, send help or u will signing extra until u ORD"
Little do the CO know, the fella over the phone is actually...
CCO SMAPPY makes his way down to the HQ ops center with his AudiOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Chief Commando Officer, doing a surprise check on the HQ ops center.
His eyes grew in size and he winked at the Ops Clerk, " Yes Sir, I will come down personally."
While driving, his Audi detonated an anti-tank mine.....Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:CCO SMAPPY makes his way down to the HQ ops center with his Audi
left by LCP Blur So Tong when he was returning stores after exercise and accidentally activated it.Originally posted by fudgester:While driving, his Audi detonated an anti-tank mine.....
SMAPPY's disintegrated mutanted body splattered everywhere like an exploded cockroach. SMAPPY is gone forever...Meanwhile,Originally posted by LazerLordz:left by LCP Blur So Tong when he was returning stores after exercise and accidentally activated it.
The Audi went "Boom".
MP Chee Buy was activated to check what happened? But his driver ho lan and couldnt find the camp. So heOriginally posted by kaobeikaobu:SMAPPY's disintegrated mutanted body splattered everywhere like an exploded cockroach. SMAPPY is gone forever...Meanwhile,
ordered his driver out of the car and took over the wheel.Originally posted by gnoik:MP Chee Buy was activated to check what happened? But his driver ho lan and couldnt find the camp. So he
but his only driving experience is in NFS: porshe unleashedOriginally posted by iveco:ordered his driver out of the car and took over the wheel.
And he drove into Camp See Beh Onn instead, nearly knocking down the RP instead.Originally posted by casshern:but his only driving experience is in NFS: porshe unleashed
He got so shocked tht he collapsed right on the spot.Originally posted by LazerLordz:And he drove into Camp See Beh Onn instead, nearly knocking down the RP instead.
So he found a carpark and he walked upstairs, thinking that the S1 Branch would provide him information, but little did he know that he would stumble upon the smell of oil and beer..and soldiers huddling in a corner, and two other MPs doing non-stop drills.
In came SSG Fudgester the Senior Medic. He had been looking high and low for MO Ong as there was an important document for the CPT to sign. He took one look at the situation in front of him andOriginally posted by fudgester:He got so shocked tht he collapsed right on the spot.
MO Ong, who was still lying on the floor with a broken back and a fat 3SG lying on top of him, screamed in agony at being unable to save a casualty.
(wah.... I thought I was LTA Fudgester.... anyway, on to the story....)Originally posted by iveco:In came SSG Fudgester the Senior Medic. He had been looking high and low for MO Ong as there was an important document for the CPT to sign. He took one look at the situation in front of him and
but apparently the casualty had suffered a fatal heart attack the moment he collapsed from shock.Originally posted by fudgester:(wah piang.... I thought I was LTA Fudgester.... anyway, on to the story....)
SSG Fudgester took out the newly-issued automated external defibrillator and attempted to jump-start the casualty's heart back to life....
SSG Fudgester called the Medical ctr but the duty medic was having smoke break. Thus no 1 pick up the phone.Originally posted by iveco:but apparently the casualty had suffered a fatal heart attack the moment he collapsed from shock.
he gave up trying to save anybody and join the duty medic in his hengkee break.Originally posted by gnoik:SSG Fudgester called the Medical ctr but the duty medic was having smoke break. Thus no 1 pick up the phone.
He hurriedly called the MTL for an ambulance but the MTO refused. In the end, he used the ATTC instead but he dunno how to drive so
"Why never jio me to smoke?" The RSm said.Originally posted by octega:he gave up trying to save anybody and join the duty medic in his hengkee break.
Later they smoke out to the canteen to eat snake but suay suay caught by the RSM...
.... without realising that the uncle had added green chillies, which the RSM was allergic to. Then.....Originally posted by gnoik:"Why never jio me to smoke?" The RSm said.
"NVM, knock it down!"
SSG Fudgester n the duty medic LL. They do pushups still with their cigarettes in their mouth. Meanwhile the RSM ordered a plate of mee siam...