Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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As the COS walked off to the Mess.Originally posted by mhcampboy:SWO LazerLordz boomed his voice at them! " STILL WANT TO ARGUE!!?"
The RSM went to Colonel Campy and saluted him and said, "Sir, i asked my runner to wash your marcedis already. Its clean and shiny already."
The COS was happy with the RSM and proceed to the Spec Mess as the Officer Mess was on fire.
the RSM signalled "exercise cut"
"You all are lucky that COS is out of here.Now, Sirs, please form the fire picket and put out the fire in the Officers' Mess. All the 2LTs and LTAs form up, on the DOUBLE!" -
LTA Siam Du-ty "Wah lau, I want to book out one leh. My gf waiting for me to go chiong tonight at MOS"Originally posted by LazerLordz:As the COS walked off to the Mess.
the RSM signalled "exercise cut"
"You all are lucky that COS is out of here.Now, Sirs, please form the fire picket and put out the fire in the Officers' Mess. All the 2LTs and LTAs form up, on the DOUBLE!" -
SWO LazerLordz "Maj Gan, Sir, please take over this operation.". He saluted and walked off towards the camp gate, to inspect the Duty Guards.Originally posted by octega:LTA Siam Du-ty "Wah lau, I want to book out one leh. My gf waiting for me to go chiong tonight at MOS"
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Suddenly the tank threads on the Primus fell apart! the turret of the monstrous machine started to break apart while the barrel slammed downwards to the ground with a loud thud...
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... and hit BG Patriot Toh shinny new Mercedes Benz, parked next to the Primus.
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[mod's note: edited.]
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All the junior officers were left standing around the Mercedes, scratching their heads at the wrecked car.Originally posted by Gordonator:... and hit BG Patriot Toh shinny new Mercedes Benz, parked next to the Primus.
Just then, 3SG Qwait Gohn Case, BG Toh's runner, stepped out of the spec mess to see the smashed Merc. -
3SG Qwait said " orh hor... you all jialat already. i go inform div comd now!! "Originally posted by fudgester:All the junior officers were left standing around the Mercedes, scratching their heads at the wrecked car.
Just then, 3SG Qwait Gohn Case, BG Toh's runner, stepped out of the spec mess to see the smashed Merc.
he turned and ran towards the spec mess again. immediately all the jnr offcs chase after him.
Back at the mess, Bg Toh and Col Campy where sipping coffee and discussing about whether the CDF will be coming to SWO LazerLordz COC parade or not.
BG Toh said " I wanna show him my new mercedes. later i show you also ok. "
Then they heard a noise from a distance..... -
the door of the mess opened n its BG Mono who "ba long long" walk in.Originally posted by mhcampboy:3SG Qwait said " orh hor... you all jialat already. i go inform div comd now!! "
he turned and ran towards the spec mess again. immediately all the jnr offcs chase after him.
Back at the mess, Bg Toh and Col Campy where sipping coffee and discussing about whether the CDF will be coming to SWO LazerLordz COC parade or not.
BG Toh said " I wanna show him my new mercedes. later i show you also ok. "
Then they heard a noise from a distance..... -
Then BG Toh stick out his foot and cause BG Mono to trip and fall down.Originally posted by monoslayer:the door of the mess opened n its BG Mono who "ba long long" walk in.
"F**K! Who did that?!!!" As BG Mono stood up.
BG Toh then point his finger at COL Campy. -
Col Campy stood up and saluted BG Mono.Originally posted by octega:Then BG Toh stick out his foot and cause BG Mono to trip and fall down.
"F**K! Who did that?!!!" As BG Mono stood up.
BG Toh then point his finger at COL Campy.
He told BG Toh " Sir, dun like that la.. see that cctv camera? can proof u do one lei.. "
Col Campy grinned and he look out of the door and said " Eh Sir, isnt that your runner? Why is he running? Why is there people running behind him?" -
As he was running... He slipped on a banana and fell backwards knocking him out, the officers heaved a sigh of relieve...
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At the mean time, the rest of the people were busy getting the MT Line mechanics to fix BG Toh's car before he found out about it.
in the end, they modified the car into a... -
.... fully-equipped 6-wheeled Terrex.Originally posted by Gordonator:At the mean time, the rest of the people were busy getting the MT Line mechanics to fix BG Toh's car before he found out about it.
in the end, they modified the car into a... 
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with two DVD players, one for the crew, the other for the BG.Originally posted by fudgester:.... fully-equipped 6-wheeled Terrex.
And a whole library worth of DVDs on baby Arctic seals.BG Toh apparently does contribute anonymously to the World Wildlife Fund every year. -
BG Toh stepped out...
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He was shocked that his new merc have changed into a terrex with all the specs on... He slapped his head and ask his runner come forward... Eh SGT what is going on here arH??? My merc become a Terrex... Wait CoA see how??? He later to come to see the parade leh... Faster go call LTC Gaoxingdcf to come here on the double,i want him to go and distract the CoA...Originally posted by wonderamazement:BG Toh stepped out... -
BG Toh smelled smoke in the air and asked where did it came from?
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The SGT reply :Erm sir,i heard that mess is on fire leh,and Maj Gan fainted...
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BG Toh said " Bloody ku niang!! AND I DO NOT CARE IF THE MESS IS ON FIRE!! why didnt you guys call the fire brigade!!?? Aiyoh... you people not thinking soldier la!!! "Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:The SGT reply :Erm sir,i heard that mess is on fire leh,and Maj Gan fainted...
When Col Campy hears it.. he immediately dial 995. -
There was no tone on the line... He realised the telephone line was cut! He immediately ran outside to borrow a handphone...Originally posted by mhcampboy:BG Toh said " Bloody ku niang!! AND I DO NOT CARE IF THE MESS IS ON FIRE!! why didnt you guys call the fire brigade!!?? Aiyoh... you people not thinking soldier la!!! "
When Col Campy hears it.. he immediately dial 995. -
he realise no one wants to lend him their phones as all of them are carrying camera phones.
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at tis moment, there was a explosion from the mess!!Originally posted by Gordonator:he realise no one wants to lend him their phones as all of them are carrying camera phones. -
Col Campy: Eh,borrow phone use leh,i dun care whether is camera phone or not,if u dun borrow,all go and sign 21 extra....Originally posted by monoslayer:at tis moment, there was a explosion from the mess!! -
The RSM appear from behind and cheekily smile while giving his cameraphone to COL Campy.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:Col Campy: Eh,borrow phone use leh,i dun care whether is camera phone or not,if u dun borrow,all go and sign 21 extra....
Col Campy took the phone and dial 995...
But as he was about to press CALL, the battery died.