Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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LTA Fudgester took a few barrels of oil and pour it all over the place. After that, he took a match and lit the whole place in fire.
He stands in the near vincity of the fire laughing at the people who are burning in it!
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Just then CPT Ou Bee Wan happened to walk past and saw the whole thing. having been through the JCC (Jedi Confidence Course) during his time in OCS, he knew immediately that LTA fudgester has been seduced by the dark side and is slowly losing his sanity.
he drew out his lightsaber from the nearby armstroke and confronted LTA fudgester. -
Just at that very moment when everyone is expecting a good lightsabre fighting scene, the McDonalds commercial came on. nananan lalala hahaha I'm Loving It!
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The 'lightsaber' that CPT Ou was holding, however, was an L-torch with a blue light filter attached. BG Patriot Toh had recently demoted him from MAJ to CPT for watching too many Star Wars movies during office hours.
Looks like CPT Ou Bee Wan was losing it, too. -
MAJ Gan Chong Kin, the most panicking officer in camp, smelled the smoke from his office window and quickly called for a fire drill turn-out.
but turns out, only a handfull of people fall in at the parade square. including a white horse, some Attn C, some PES E clerks and overweight storeman. -
The men were all doing chemical defence training and thus could not smell the smoke through their MOPP suits.Originally posted by Gordonator:MAJ Gan Chong Kin, the most panicking officer in camp, smelled the smoke from his office window and quickly called for a fire drill turn-out.
but turns out, only a handfull of people fall in at the parade square. including a white horse, some Attn C, some PES E clerks and overweight storeman. -
Maj Gan did a roll-call and read the wrong list.
The overweight storemen and the white horse sniggered while the two chaps on Att C simply snored. -
the white horse goes to Maj Gan and whisper in his ear ' Maj,my father is picking me up in abt 5 mins time,so can i go now????'Originally posted by LazerLordz:Maj Gan did a roll-call and read the wrong list.
The overweight storemen and the white horse sniggered while the two chaps on Att C simply snored. -
speaking of the devil, his father, COL Lim Bei, Commander of 1st Singapore White House Battalion arrived in his MID69 car and after getting out of the car, he saw the burning officer mess and questioned MAJ Gan what is going on.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:the white horse goes to Maj Gan and whisper in his ear ' Maj,my father is picking me up in abt 5 mins time,so can i go now????' -
MAJ Gan went into full kan cheong mode as he tried to explain to a White Horse COL why the mess was on fire.Originally posted by Gordonator:speaking of the devil, his father, COL Lim Bei, Commander of 1st Singapore White House Battalion arrived in his MID69 car and after getting out of the car, he saw the burning officer mess and questioned MAJ Gan what is going on.
In the end his heart couldn't take it and he collapsed with a heart attack.
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one of the storemen ran to find LTA Fudgester, who was the Duty Officer that night.Originally posted by fudgester:MAJ Gan went into full kan cheong mode as he tried to explain to a White Horse COL why the mess was on fire.
In the end his heart couldn't take it and he collapsed with a heart attack.
He turned out the medical center and with two half dressed medics, rushed to the collapsed Maj Gan. -
Just then President Get Egg arrives at the scene for a surprise visit to the camp!!
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After trying for a few minutes, MAJ Gan finally recovered and slowly got up.
Then LTA Fudgester said, "WAH SEH! Sir! Heng ah! You woken up! We got the president outside the gate, we all dunno what to do."
MAJ Gan upon hearing "president" reactivated his full kan cheong mode and fainted again.
LTA Fugester: "WAH LAU! Sir! Dun faint leh! U dun sabo me can or not!"
Just then the Guard hse call LTA Fugester's HP.... -
The guard commander 3SG Octega was on the line. It turns out that the guy who claimed to be the president was actually an imposter with suicidal thoughts.Originally posted by octega:After trying for a few minutes, MAJ Gan finally recovered and slowly got up.
Then LTA Fudgester said, "WAH SEH! Sir! Heng ah! You woken up! We got the president outside the gate, we all dunno what to do."
MAJ Gan upon hearing "president" reactivated his full kan cheong mode and fainted again.
LTA Fugester: "WAH LAU! Sir! Dun faint leh! U dun sabo me can or not!"
Just then the Guard hse call LTA Fugester's HP....
The imposter had seen that the officer mess was on fire and wanted to throw himself into the flames. -
just as the imposter was running toward the burning flames, he smelled fried chicken wings coming from the canteen and ran toward it instead.
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LTA Fudgester had to make a split-second decision. The camp's supply of fried chicken wings was at stake here, and the cost of failure would be far too high to even contemplate.
He immediately ordered 3SG Octega and his guards to neutralise the threat by any and all means necessary. -
3SG Octega ran to the vehicle shed and quickly jump into his brand new Primus. But then he realise one thing...Originally posted by fudgester:LTA Fudgester had to make a split-second decision. The camp's supply of fried chicken wings was at stake here, and the cost of failure would be far too high to even contemplate.
He immediately ordered 3SG Octega and his guards to neutralise the threat by any and all means necessary.
"@#$% Where is the driver?!!!" -
Suddenly 3SG Octega head was hit by a helmet. He turned around and saw the Chief of Staff glaring at him!!Originally posted by octega:3SG Octega ran to the vehicle shed and quickly jump into his brand new Primus. But then he realise one thing...
"@#$% Where is the driver?!!!"
It was Col Campy. The COS barked at him to get down from the primus.
"That Primus is for the vehicle line up parade for the RSM COC parade!!! NOW you dirtied it already!!!!"
Just then SWO LazerLordz came by.... -
Whistling as he cycled on his new bicycle...Originally posted by mhcampboy:Suddenly 3SG Octega head was hit by a helmet. He turned around and saw the Chief of Staff glaring at him!!
It was Col Campy. The COS barked at him to get down from the primus.
"That Primus is for the vehicle line up parade for the RSM COC parade!!! NOW you dirtied it already!!!!"
Just then SWO LazerLordz came by.... -
and found everybody standing on the parade square without wearing any head dress!Originally posted by wonderamazement:Whistling as he cycled on his new bicycle... -
Then SWO Lazerlordz's voice boom across the parade squareOriginally posted by Gordonator:and found everybody standing on the parade square without wearing any head dress!
"WHOLE LOT KNOCK IT DOWN!" -
Then he noticed the officers standing there.
So he saluted, asked the officers to take off their rank and said:"you see that tree there..." -
tough luck for the officers cos the only tree they see now are on top on a nearby hill named Mt Chiong Sua. the only way up is though a long 2km winding path infested with crocodiles and man-eating monkeys.
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So of course, the officers tried to weasle their way out of it.Originally posted by Gordonator:tough luck for the officers cos the only tree they see now are on top on a nearby hill named Mt Chiong Sua. the only way up is though a long 2km winding path infested with crocodiles and man-eating monkeys.
2LT Keh Not Mekkit protested: "But Encik... the officer mess is on fire, some suicidal maniac wants to eat up all the fried chicken, the Primus is in a really muddy state, and you still want to tekan us?!?!" -
SWO LazerLordz boomed his voice at them! " STILL WANT TO ARGUE!!?"Originally posted by fudgester:So of course, the officers tried to weasle their way out of it.
2LT Keh Not Mekkit protested: "But Encik... the officer mess is on fire, some suicidal maniac wants to eat up all the fried chicken, the Primus is in a really muddy state, and you still want to tekan us?!?!"
The RSM went to Colonel Campy and saluted him and said, "Sir, i asked my runner to wash your marcedis already. Its clean and shiny already."
The COS was happy with the RSM and proceed to the Spec Mess as the Officer Mess was on fire.