Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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But the defence ministry has decide to broadcast the WORLD CUP finals over the intranet to boost the morale of their soldiers!Originally posted by Gordonator:to his horror, 3SG Erolagnab later found out that the DO for that night is LTA Siao On, the most garang officer in camp.
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Unfortunately, 2LT Keh Not Mekkit had accidentally crashed the unit's server two days ago when he tried to surf sgforums during office hours.Originally posted by kwlee:But the defence ministry has decide to broadcast the WORLD CUP finals over the intranet to boost the morale of their soldiers!
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to add oil to fire, 3SG Erolagnab found out that the guardhouse television was burnt down not long ago due to some unknown reasons.
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he decided to use the Wi-Max technology, he whipped out a laptop, plug everything in, and turned on TVUPlayerOriginally posted by Gordonator:to add oil to fire, 3SG Erolagnab found out that the guardhouse television was burnt down not long ago due to some unknown reasons. -
Juz than the DO came into the room... Eh SGT i thought u are supposed to water the plants???Originally posted by kwlee:he decided to use the Wi-Max technology, he whipped out a laptop, plug everything in, and turned on TVUPlayer -
"eh, remember our PRIDE day ideas? the auto plant water-er ? "Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:Juz than the DO came into the room... Eh SGT i thought u are supposed to water the plants??? -
Ah,that wan i dunno noe arh,wait later Sir come by and see u not watering the plants... Cannot garentee what will happen to u arh,wait he ask u to sign another 6 extra then wait 2LT See Beh Chio become ur DO i dunno arh,heard that she more garang than me...Originally posted by kwlee:"eh, remember our PRIDE day ideas? the auto plant water-er ? " -
Meanwhile, LTA Siao On was scheming on what to do with the guards later.
He was considering turning the guards out at precisely 2am on 10th July and making them do riot drills non-stop for the next 90 minutes.
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But as he drove out of camp to buy dinner, his real CO, the wife, called him and demanded he go home and take care of the children while she went out with the girls to watch the World Cup Final.Originally posted by fudgester:Meanwhile, LTA Siao On was scheming on what to do with the guards later.
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As a result, he pushed tonight's DO duty to the even more siao-on 2LT See Beh Chio.Originally posted by LazerLordz:But as he drove out of camp to buy dinner, his real CO, the wife, called him and demanded he go home and take care of the children while she went out with the girls to watch the World Cup Final. -
knowing he cannot change his duty at the last minute, he decided to bring his kids to camp.Originally posted by LazerLordz:But as he drove out of camp to buy dinner, his real CO, the wife, called him and demanded he go home and take care of the children while she went out with the girls to watch the World Cup Final. -
However, he didn't see the need to call 2LT See Beh Chio and tell her that she didn't have to come after all.Originally posted by Gordonator:knowing he cannot change his duty at the last minute, he decided to bring his kids to camp.
So he decided to make 2LT See babysit his children in camp while he watched the match on TV at home. -
the next day in camp, LTA Siao On is having a foul mood cos the team he supported, France lost. Because of this he have became even more siao on, especially those to those Italy supporters.
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Too bad, 2LT See was a Italy Supporter !!!!!
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As 2LT See was babysitting 2LT Siao's kids, the camp was activated for some activity that doesn't need them...
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turns out that next week was the division commander BG Patriot Toh's birthday. CO is looking for sai kang party to decorate the officer mess.
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The CO decided to put the unit S3, CPT Gordonator, to coordinate the sai kang.
He felt that CPT Gordonator needed the experience to organise operations. -
but as CPT Gordonator has already promised 2LT See Beh Chio that he will take her out for movie and dinner... er... i mean CPT Gordonator is preoccupied with the upcoming annual division exercise, he decided to delegate the task to his 2IC LTA fudgester.
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2LT Fudgester LL,and he decided that he will take charge for the party and ask CPL Garang Tan to become his 2IC...Originally posted by Gordonator:but as CPT Gordonator has already promised 2LT See Beh Chio that he will take her out for movie and dinner... er... i mean CPT Gordonator is preoccupied with the upcoming annual division exercise, he decided to delegate the task to his 2IC LTA fudgester. -
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*knocks Gordy's head*Originally posted by Gordonator:but as CPT Gordonator has already promised 2LT See Beh Chio that he will take her out for movie and dinner... er... i mean CPT Gordonator is preoccupied with the upcoming annual division exercise, he decided to delegate the task to his 2IC LTA fudgester.
Nabeiz... is this how you treat your 2IC?
*knocks gaoxing's head*Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:2LT Fudgester LL,and he decided that he will take charge for the party and ask CPL Garang Tan to become his 2IC...
LTA lar.... apa 2LT? Knock your head arh!
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*continue with the story....*
LTA Fudgester was scratching his head for ideas. It didn't help that CPT Gordonator had pushed all his duties to him and that LTC Gaoxingdcf had almost demoted him for no reason.
In the end, he decided to have a 21-gun salute by the brand-new Pegasus howitzers followed by a flypast by all the F-15SGs and Apaches in the SAF.
Following that, he planned to have a bikini-clad bespectacled model burst out of the extra-large birthday cake.
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LTA fudgester decided to add more fun to it , by thinking of some bday boy sabo which they used to do in OCS.
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He called up his OCS mate who OOCed for injuries sustained while jumping into a crowd at a rock concert.
Finding out that he is in the same ICT to be conducted over the weekend, he made a note to contact SSG(NS) Par Tee King.
That chap owned his own party advisor firm. -
SSG(NS) Par Tee King received the e-mail from LTA LazerLordz... He decided to make the party with a bang.. LTC Gaoxingdcf as usual at office bua long long...Originally posted by LazerLordz:He called up his OCS mate who OOCed for injuries sustained while jumping into a crowd at a rock concert.
Finding out that he is in the same ICT to be conducted over the weekend, he made a note to contact SSG(NS) Par Tee King.
That chap owned his own party advisor firm. -
[off topic] LazerLordz is SWO leh, the division RSM, not LTA. [/off topic]
back to story...
at the meantime, LTA fudgester was having a tough time getting the officer mess decorated. strangely when it comes to doing sai kang, everyone seems to be busy with other things or very coincidently all report sick at the same time. -
It didn't help that the duty MO was CPT (DR) Cho Boh Lan.Originally posted by Gordonator:[off topic] LazerLordz is SWO leh, the division RSM, not LTA. [/off topic]
back to story...
at the meantime, LTA fudgester was having a tough time getting the officer mess decorated. strangely when it comes to doing sai kang, everyone seems to be busy with other things or very coincidently all report sick at the same time.
In a fit of rage, LTA Fudgester decided to set fire to the officer mess.