Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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BG Toh was furious. He demanded that SGT. EROLAGANB be sent to DB immediately.Originally posted by SBS9611D:The impact completely flattened the front end of the division commander's car, rendering it undriveable. -
He took out his handphone and called his good friend COL Goh Dee Bee, a senior officer with the military police.Originally posted by TIB1133B:BG Toh was furious. He demanded that SGT. EROLAGANB be sent to DB immediately.
Ten minutes later, COL Goh arrived at the scene with a group of MPs. -
COL Goh , " Men, secure the area, check for eyewitnesses, yes, even that stray dog.Question him."Originally posted by fudgester:He took out his handphone and called his good friend COL Goh Dee Bee, a senior officer with the military police.
Ten minutes later, COL Goh arrived at the scene with a group of MPs.
The two fat MPs, yes the same ones.."Yes Sir!But the dog how?Ah Beng can't speak dog language, and I only can whistle at girls."
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COL Goh: 'Izzit? Ok never mind, for your incompetence, the two of you will go DB.'Originally posted by LazerLordz:COL Goh , " Men, secure the area, check for eyewitnesses, yes, even that stray dog.Question him."
The two fat MPs, yes the same ones.."Yes Sir!But the dog how?Ah Beng can't speak dog language, and I only can whistle at girls." 
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"But sir, if we go DB, who's going to do all your work for u? remember that report u were suppose to write?"Originally posted by fudgester:COL Goh: 'Izzit? Ok never mind, for your incompetence, the two of you will go DB.' 
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Oh yes!! Nvm write finish then i send you people there personally...Originally posted by Gordonator:"But sir, if we go DB, who's going to do all your work for u? remember that report u were suppose to write?" -
So the 2 MP lan lan walk over to the dog.....Originally posted by wonderamazement:Oh yes!! Nvm write finish then i send you people there personally...
"KNS man, never knew come army know how to gong jiao wei (talk cock) enough liao but now must talk to dog somemore." said the MP as he walk towards the dog..... -
Suddenly the dog started chasing after a cat.....leaving the 2 MPs in the dust...
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so e MP start 2 chase after e dog...
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by calling for backup. they called back to base and requested for their dog unit to send in...Originally posted by tt3:so e MP start 2 chase after e dog... -
..... but all the dogs were at the new SAF Dog Show 2006.Originally posted by Gordonator:by calling for backup. they called back to base and requested for their dog unit to send in...
Not knowing what to do, the two MPs took out their rifles and started doing precision drills. -
MP A dropped his rifle, and the huge crash prompted the dog to perk up its ears, and it stared at MP A.Originally posted by fudgester:..... but all the dogs were at the new SAF Dog Show 2006.
Not knowing what to do, the two MPs took out their rifles and started doing precision drills.
MP B, " Oei, ah kow looking at you, quick, go catch him!" -
Before MP A could react, the dog morphed into a human in front of the two MPs' eyes.Originally posted by LazerLordz:MP A dropped his rifle, and the huge crash prompted the dog to perk up its ears, and it stared at MP A.
MP B, " Oei, ah kow looking at you, quick, go catch him!" -
He morphed inot what look like..... CPT. Tan Ah Kow!
The MPs screamed!! Wtf!! So he was a dog all along? -
it turns out that the 2 MPs had passed out after inhaling too much the toxic gas and had dreamed everything up.
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and the toxic gas from the secret compartment in BG Toh's crumpled Mercedes continuted to flow..Originally posted by Gordonator:it turns out that the 2 MPs had passed out after inhaling too much the toxic gas and had dreamed everything up.
until SGT EROLAGNAB decided to take the fire hose and spray the car. -
BG Toh appear from the nearby cookhouse with his packet beehoon in hand... as he walked to his car....he saw the sight of his mangled car, he dropped his bee hoon and ran, and ran , and ran towards his Mercedes, with tears flowing down his cheeks.....Originally posted by LazerLordz:and the toxic gas from the secret compartment in BG Toh's crumpled Mercedes continuted to flow..
until SGT EROLAGNAB decided to take the fire hose and spray the car. -
because the toxic gas was very stinging..Originally posted by wonderamazement:BG Toh appear from the nearby cookhouse with his packet beehoon in hand... as he walked to his car....he saw the sight of his mangled car, he dropped his bee hoon and ran, and ran , and ran towards his Mercedes, with tears flowing down his cheeks.....
he yelled at the SGT to cleanse him.And the SGT took out pomelo leaf and started to sprinkle water on BG Toh. -
COL Goh who saw the whole thing ran up and...
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Shouted:Oui...sprinkle on me too!!Originally posted by Gordonator:COL Goh who saw the whole thing ran up and... -
Wah lau eh,ask u to spray me like u go to play water hose like that...
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The SGT meekly smiled and bowed.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:Wah lau eh,ask u to spray me like u go to play water hose like that...
"Sir, I am half-Thai, and Loy Krathong Festival is nearly here"
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the sir slap his hand on his head... U go and sign 3 extra... And u are supposed to water the plants at the guardroom...Originally posted by LazerLordz:The SGT meekly smiled and bowed.
"Sir, I am half-Thai, and Loy Krathong Festival is nearly here" -
(OT: This thread never really dies, does it?Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:the sir slap his hand on his head... U go and sign 3 extra... And u are supposed to water the plants at the guardroom... )
As a result, 3SG Erolagnab was forced to be the Guard Commander on the night of 9th July, which was the World Cup final. So poor thing.
However, he was determined to watch the match at all costs. -
to his horror, 3SG Erolagnab later found out that the DO for that night is LTA Siao On, the most garang officer in camp.