Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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just CPL Garang Tan (after OOC from OCS) saw the whole thing and in a bid to impress the MO, he...
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"AHHHHHH!!" and the PTE fainted.Originally posted by fudgester:..... had a rectal thermometer shoved up his backside by CPT (DR) Chow Keng, who thought that the PTE had a case of heatstroke.
CPT (DR) Chow Keng: 'Oh crap... was I supposed to lubricate that thing first?'
"Oei! Dun act ok! I am the master in spotting chow kengsters. Oei! Oei" shouted the CPT as he shook the motionless PTE will a thermometer in his ass. -
... activated the defibrillator and attempted to revive the now-unconscious PTE by electrocuting him.Originally posted by Gordonator:just CPL Garang Tan (after OOC from OCS) saw the whole thing and in a bid to impress the MO, he... -
Suddenly there was a power surge....
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the whole camp turned into darkness, 2LT See Beh Chio who was eating lunch at the mess suddenly panic as 2LT See Beh Chio cannot see, "Oei,who switched off the lights???" Dr Chow Keng who was serving the poor unconcious PTE took out his Ltorch and look at CPL Garang Tan and ask "CCB,who ask u to use the defiltirbator???" "U go and sign 3 extra,who ask u to use that when u can use CPR on him" in the meanwhile 2LT See Beh Chio sense something was not right and she went out to the open and suddenly hear the alert for CAT 1 and off she went back to the bunk,leaving the mess...Originally posted by wonderamazement:Suddenly there was a power surge.... -
2lt see beh chio said '' i might as well go out from this camp. nobody would notice me. time to change to my tubes....!!"Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:the whole camp turned into darkness, 2LT See Beh Chio who was eating lunch at the mess suddenly panic as 2LT See Beh Chio cannot see, "Oei,who switched off the lights???" Dr Chow Keng who was serving the poor unconcious PTE took out his Ltorch and look at CPL Garang Tan and ask "CCB,who ask u to use the defiltirbator???" "U go and sign 3 extra,who ask u to use that when u can use CPR on him" in the meanwhile 2LT See Beh Chio sense something was not right and she went out to the open and suddenly hear the alert for CAT 1 and off she went back to the bunk,leaving the mess...
thinking that the bunk in the opposite building was empty at this time of the day...she didnt bother to close the curtains. the bunk opposite her window belongs to SWO LazerLordz.
At the games room playing monopoly with the new recs, SWO LazerLordz then decided to skive and take a afternoon nap in his bunk. When he reached his bunk...he peered out of the window and his eyes widen when he viewed the opposite window!.....his jaw dropped!!
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a bunch of chao PTEs walking across across the parade square without wearing their berets.Originally posted by mhcampboy:2lt see beh chio said '' i might as well go out from this camp. nobody would notice me. time to change to my tubes....!!"
thinking that the bunk in the opposite building was empty at this time of the day...she didnt bother to close the curtains. the bunk opposite her window belongs to SWO LazerLordz.
At the games room playing monopoly with the new recs, SWO LazerLordz then decided to skive and take a afternoon nap in his bunk. When he reached his bunk...he peered out of the window and his eyes widen when he viewed the opposite window!.....his jaw dropped!!
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"OI!Where are all your berets?!" the encik yelled.Originally posted by Gordonator:a bunch of chao PTEs walking across across the parade square without wearing their berets.
Stunned, the PTEs looked up at the permstaff bunk.One replied, "Encik, you ask us to order online at miw.com, because you said we all must be 3G Army, but then hor, encik, miw.com, become ns.sg,then we also blur blur, because they neber tell us how.." -
then the encik thought for a while and says " Ya hor"... Then one of the PTE says " Encik, stright ahead, 15,chio bu,chio bu changing, Bio arh !!!!!"Originally posted by LazerLordz:"OI!Where are all your berets?!" the encik yelled.
Stunned, the PTEs looked up at the permstaff bunk.One replied, "Encik, you ask us to order online at miw.com, because you said we all must be 3G Army, but then hor, encik, miw.com, become ns.sg,then we also blur blur, because they neber tell us how.." -
SWO Lazerlordz barked at them: 'Oi... dunno how to show respect to officers is it?!?! DEFAULTERS PARADE! Run back to your bunk, change to your smartest 4 and fall in in 5 minutes time!'Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:then the encik thought for a while and says " Ya hor"... Then one of the PTE says " Encik, stright ahead, 15,chio bu,chio bu changing, Bio arh !!!!!"
The two PTEs quickly turned pale and made a run for it.
(OT: I see this thread is in danger of becoming too Bar-like.
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(not to worry, we will pull things back.
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just as SWO Lazerlordz was about to go down conduct the defaulters' parade, he suddenly realise he couldn't find his own beret.Originally posted by fudgester:SWO Lazerlordz barked at them: 'Oi... dunno how to show respect to officers is it?!?! DEFAULTERS PARADE! Run back to your bunk, change to your smartest 4 and fall in in 5 minutes time!'
The two PTEs quickly turned pale and made a run for it.
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It turns out that CPT Gordonator had kapo-ed SWO Lazerlordz's beret and pace stick in his bid to impress 2LT See Beh Chio.Originally posted by Gordonator:(not to worry, we will pull things back. )
just as SWO Lazerlordz was about to go down conduct the defaulters' parade, he suddenly realise he couldn't find his own beret. 
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Suddenly....the clouds turned dark and it started raining hailstones!!
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the PTEs who was at the parade shouted " Incoming !!!!!!,arty arty arty!!!! " and off they ran to find cover to protect themselves,in the meanwhile SWO who was finding his beret and stick was still at his bunk looking,not knowing the CPT had kapo it... He decided to eat snake a little and decide not to go for the parade and took a cool afternoon nap...Originally posted by wonderamazement:Suddenly....the clouds turned dark and it started raining hailstones!! -
just then a explosion was from afarOriginally posted by gaoxingdcf:the PTEs who was at the parade shouted " Incoming !!!!!!,arty arty arty!!!! " and off they ran to find cover to protect themselves,in the meanwhile SWO who was finding his beret and stick was still at his bunk looking,not knowing the CPT had kapo it... He decided to eat snake a little and decide not to go for the parade and took a cool afternoon nap... -
CPL Dua Pui Sai just farted...Originally posted by StarPuppy:just then a explosion was from afar -
....flooding the entire camp with toxic gas.Originally posted by wonderamazement:CPL Dua Pui Sai just farted...
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SWO LazerLordz woke up to see his RSMPA 3SG Kan Cheong King with his MOPP4 suit.Originally posted by fudgester:....flooding the entire camp with toxic gas.
Thinking quickly, the division commander BG Patriot Toh issued orders for everyone to wear MOPP4 immediately.
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"Where's CBRE when we need them!?" Said SWO LazerLordz in an impatient manner as he put on his suit....
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meanwhile, CPT Gordonator picks up the phone can activated the CBRE and MRF.Originally posted by wonderamazement:"Where's CBRE when we need them!?" Said SWO LazerLordz in an impatient manner as he put on his suit....
within seconds both the squad arrives and... -
It turns out that the camp gate was locked and all the camp RPs were knocked out by the gas.Originally posted by Gordonator:meanwhile, CPT Gordonator picks up the phone can activated the CBRE and MRF.
within seconds both the squad arrives and...
They immediately took out a bangalore torpedo and planted it at the gate..... -
*click....click....click" Eh? What the hell?? This damned thing ain't working ah? Blady hell....lousy stuff" said SGT. EROLAGANB "Get off! I'll drive" as he rammed straight towards the gate....Originally posted by fudgester:It turns out that the camp gate was locked and all the camp RPs were knocked out by the gas.
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But in his haste, he put the 7-tonne truck into reverse instead of drive mode.Originally posted by wonderamazement:*click....click....click" Eh? What the hell?? This damned thing ain't working ah? Blady hell....lousy stuff" said SGT. EROLAGANB "Get off! I'll drive" as he rammed straight towards the gate.... -
.... and crashed straight into BG Patriot Toh's Mercedes.Originally posted by iveco:But in his haste, he put the 7-tonne truck into reverse instead of drive mode. -
The impact completely flattened the front end of the division commander's car, rendering it undriveable.Originally posted by fudgester:.... and crashed straight into BG Patriot Toh's Mercedes.