Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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CPL Hsien:Originally posted by Gordonator:2WO Sehn, "Sorry chap, seems like i only have leftover duck rice combat rations from last year exercise, hope u like them. come, tell me how many packs u want?"
2WO Sehn: Don't worry, they are still edible. The expiry date is in 2007.
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The old year having passed, with the respective ORD personnel having ORD, and the mono-intake chaps having passed their BMT, and SWO Mor having retired and sent to MOE to be OM...Camp See Beh Onn prepared to welcome in the Lunar New Year.
RP LCP Teo stood at the gate, taking down the license plate of the Tiger Beer truck that was parked illegally outside the gate. -
suddenly cans and cans of tiger beer started rolling down the truck into the camp's premises.
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The RSM was coming back from the canteen when he saw the cans rolling noisily into the drain.Originally posted by kwlee:suddenly cans and cans of tiger beer started rolling down the truck into the camp's premises.
Pointing to one of the mess boys.
"Hey! You! Collect all the beer, and better not drink it , or else lao chek will give you 21 extras!"
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Let start this again
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this thread is alive again.
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Soon after... years have pass. Government has extend NS to another 3 years. Tat makes it into 5 years total. PTE chiong just pop from 329 battalion arms defence or 329 BAD. due to his constant squabbling and rudeness to his superior, he was posted as the mess boy.
''WAH!! 5 years become mess boy. CAN DIE LEI!!!'' said PTE CHiong.
SSG YEO who is the mess warrant told him...
''aiyah...5 years very fast one.... look at me... 25 years in army i still SSG. not bad eh?? ''
meanwhile....at the cookhouse...... -
so privates is eating and toking about the new patches on the uniform..
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one PTE said to the another, "this new tag is silly. i'm a PR leh, got to wear or not ah?"
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Unfortunately for him, the unit RSM, SWO Lazerlordz happened to walk past at that very moment and overheard him say that.Originally posted by Gordonator:one PTE said to the another, "this new tag is silly. i'm a PR leh, got to wear or not ah?" -
"PR ah?Ne'ber mind.You give up PR if you don't want to sew, then don't need to serve also.. and SAF saves money"Originally posted by fudgester:Unfortunately for him, the unit RSM, SWO Lazerlordz happened to walk past at that very moment and overheard him say that.
"Really ah Encik?"
"You think this is American Funniest Home video issit? Go and sew!" -
den he suck thumb go 2 e-mart... but on e way...
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on e way he saw a very chio 2LT walking past him,he neber see the lamp post and langa into it... IT was so loud that the new 2LT turned her head and look at the blur PTE who was on the way to the e-mart to sew on the tag... the 2LT says: PTE where is ur tag thought everyone muz sew on ???? Nevermind,later u report to me at the coy office... U understand me ???? PTE???????????Originally posted by tt3:den he suck thumb go 2 e-mart... but on e way... -
The officer, 2LT See Beh Chio, quickly took out her handphone and attempted to call the medical center for help.Originally posted by gaoxingdcf:on e way he saw a very chio 2LT walking past him,he neber see the lamp post and langa into it... IT was so loud that the new 2LT turned her head and look at the blur PTE who was on the way to the e-mart to sew on the tag... the 2LT says: PTE where is ur tag thought everyone muz sew on ???? Nevermind,later u report to me at the coy office... U understand me ???? PTE???????????
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her phone wasn't working so she put her hands into the pant's pockets of the injured private hoping that there was a phone. Just then an encik walked past....Originally posted by fudgester:The officer, 2LT See Beh Chio, quickly took out her handphone and attempted to call the medical center for help.
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SWO LazerLordz thought to himself." All these bleddy young officers...no morals one..no respect for chain of commaand.."Originally posted by kwlee:her phone wasn't working so she put her hands into the pant's pockets of the injured private hoping that there was a phone. Just then an encik walked past.... -
SWO LazerLordz shouted to the 2LT.Originally posted by LazerLordz:SWO LazerLordz thought to himself." All these bleddy young officers...no morals one..no respect for chain of commaand.."
EXCUSE MADAM!!!... what kind of discpline and attitude are you showing here!! how could u put your hand at the poor boys groin!! at the very least u must have called me along!!i also wan to touch!!
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realised he was no Brokeback Encik, and stopped those words coming out of his mouth.Originally posted by mhcampboy:SWO LazerLordz shouted to the 2LT.
EXCUSE MADAM!!!... what kind of discpline and attitude are you showing here!! how could u put your hand at the poor boys groin!! at the very least u must have called me along!!i also wan to touch!!
so SWO lazerlordz then..... -
Just then the unit senior medic SSG Fudgester happened to walk past.Originally posted by LazerLordz:realised he was no Brokeback Encik, and stopped those words coming out of his mouth. -
but he trip n fall onto 2LT See Beh Chio....
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Feeling something soft......"Hey watch where you're placing your hands!" said 2LT See Beh ChioOriginally posted by tt3:but he trip n fall onto 2LT See Beh Chio.... -
turns out that fudgester's hands landed on 2LT See Beh Chio's packeted lunch which she have bought from the canteen.
"look what's u have done! my lunch is ruined!"
just then CPT Gordonator walked past and saw the whole thing. he said to 2LT See Beh Chio, "Hi let me treat u to lunch at the officer's mess.
he turned to his 2IC, fudgester (u're my 2IC LTA fudgester remember? )and said, "fudgester, get the PTE to the medical centre at once." -
oh well. haha..
However, the MO was out on exercise. They got CPT (Dr) Chow Keng (so many years already still Captain?!) to cover...
As expected, the poor PTE.. -
..... had a rectal thermometer shoved up his backside by CPT (DR) Chow Keng, who thought that the PTE had a case of heatstroke.Originally posted by kuekj:oh well. haha..
However, the MO was out on exercise. They got CPT (Dr) Chow Keng (so many years already still Captain?!) to cover...
As expected, the poor PTE..
CPT (DR) Chow Keng: 'Oh crap... was I supposed to lubricate that thing first?'
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what the....this thread still...