Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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(noted. below is the correction)Originally posted by LazerLordz:(PS: OCS is two to a bunk.
everyone in the wing woke up upon hearing OCT Nomsong crunching on the crisps and gather at the corridor.
everyone shouted in unity, "Bo Jio!"
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The RSM, SWO LazerLordz, who recently got posted to OCS to assume RSM role, shouted from downstairs: "OI! LIGHTS OUT LIAO STILL DON'T WANT TO SLEEP! WHOLE LOT FALL IN NOW!"
All the OCTs...
(Can't help but feel that the story feels a bit draggy ever since CPL Garang Tan got into OCS.. can all the rest help liven it up more?
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OK, I'll jazz it up.Originally posted by kuekj:(Can't help but feel that the story feels a bit draggy ever since CPL Garang Tan got into OCS.. can all the rest help liven it up more?)
SWO Mor Tal Kombat, after spending some time in KDB, managed to find a way to apparate out of there. He decided to pay a visit to SAFTI to have a chat with his faithful servant, DXO Kaut Ing Grass. The plan involved turning one of Garang's possessions into a Portkey that would bring him straight into SWO Mor's hands. -
SWO Mor Tal Kombat suddenly wakes up and found out it's just a dream, he was still alone inside that wet, cold and dark 2m x 2m cell.Originally posted by iveco:OK, I'll jazz it up.
SWO Mor Tal Kombat, after spending some time in KDB, managed to find a way to apparate out of there. He decided to pay a visit to SAFTI to have a chat with his faithful servant, DXO Kaut Ing Grass. The plan involved turning one of Garang's possessions into a Portkey that would bring him straight into SWO Mor's hands. -
SWO Mor was spending two weeks in solitary confinement for trying to challenge an MP to a tic-tac-toe match.Originally posted by Gordonator:SWO Mor Tal Kombat suddenly wakes up and found out it's just a dream, he was still alone inside that wet, cold and dark 2m x 2m cell. 
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The MP, who happened to be a distant British royal whose father settled in Singapore folded his arms, had said "We are not amused".Originally posted by fudgester:SWO Mor was spending two weeks in solitary confinement for trying to challenge an MP to a tic-tac-toe match. -
Back at DB, the duty MP, 3SG Oh Mi Cort, was doing roll call. When he discovered that WO Mor is missing, he panicked "OMG" and promptly reported the missing detainee to his duty officer, LTA Kong Fong Mence.
(I thought WO Mor should be demoted because of DB? and iveco, please don't give OCT Garang so many weird dreams, thanks) -
(he not missing, he's still in his cell. man, we really got to find some ways to kill this character off.Originally posted by kuekj:Back at DB, the duty MP, 3SG Oh Mi Cort, was doing roll call. When he discovered that WO Mor is missing, he panicked "OMG" and promptly reported the missing detainee to his duty officer, LTA Kong Fong Mence.
(I thought WO Mor should be demoted because of DB? and iveco, please don't give OCT Garang so many weird dreams, thanks) ) -
The cell block that Mor was in, had rats.
Rentokil came down the next day, called down by Head of SAFPU.They fogged the place till the smoke threatened to suffocate everyone.All of a sudden, they heard a hacking cough from one of the cells.
Two medics were activated and they pulled SWO Mor out of the cell and sent him to Camp See Beh Onn's Medical Center.The newly posted in MO CPT Rose diagnosed him as having severe infection of the lungs and placed him on a ventilator.
It so happened that a medical board was convened at the time of the admission, and LTC (DR) Just Daun Gwade insisted that SWO Mor be discharged from the SAF on medical grounds.He said that an aged Warrant like him should enjoy his retirement. -
And SWO Mor was led into the room.Originally posted by LazerLordz:The cell block that Mor was in, had rats.
Rentokil came down the next day, called down by Head of SAFPU.They fogged the place till the smoke threatened to suffocate everyone.All of a sudden, they heard a hacking cough from one of the cells.
Two medics were activated and they pulled SWO Mor out of the cell and sent him to Camp See Beh Onn's Medical Center.The newly posted in MO CPT Rose diagnosed him as having severe infection of the lungs and placed him on a ventilator.
It so happened that a medical board was convened at the time of the admission, and LTC (DR) Just Daun Gwade insisted that SWO Mor be discharged from the SAF on medical grounds.He said that an aged Warrant like him should enjoy his retirement.
LTC Just, "SWO Mor, we have bad news for u."
SWO Mor, "Sir, wat is happening to me! Tell me the truth!"
LTC Just, "SWO Mor, we have diagnose u with Totally-cannot-make-it-in-the-army-because-u-are-too-old-liao syndrome"
SWO Mor
LTC Just, "U will be downgrade to PES F."
SWO Mor then.... -
.... screamed in pure rage. He charged at LTC Just and was just about to lunge at him when he suddenly gasped and collapsed to the ground while clutching his chest.Originally posted by octega:And SWO Mor was led into the room.
LTC Just, "SWO Mor, we have bad news for u."
SWO Mor, "Sir, wat is happening to me! Tell me the truth!"
LTC Just, "SWO Mor, we have diagnose u with Totally-cannot-make-it-in-the-army-because-u-are-too-old-liao syndrome"
SWO Mor
LTC Just, "U will be downgrade to PES F."
SWO Mor then....
SWO Mor was having a heart attack. -
CPT Rose was shocked, he was just a xin jiao and he was at a lost at what should be done, so he quickly dash out of the medical centre seeking for help. the whole medical centre was left with PTE Clueless Lim, the newly posted in medic.Originally posted by fudgester:.... screamed in pure rage. He charged at LTC Just and was just about to lunge at him when he suddenly gasped and collapsed to the ground while clutching his chest.
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(erm..CPT Rose is a femaleOriginally posted by Gordonator:CPT Rose was shocked, he was just a xin jiao and he was at a lost at what should be done, so he quickly dash out of the medical centre seeking for help. the whole medical centre was left with PTE Clueless Lim, the newly posted in medic. ) -
CPT (Dr) Cyndi (recently promoted) was called in to assist. She happened to be MOIC for RT cover that day...
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Meanwhile, LTC Just who has been through countless Medical boards is numb at the scene.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Rose was shocked, he was just a xin jiao and he was at a lost at what should be done, so he quickly dash out of the medical centre seeking for help. the whole medical centre was left with PTE Clueless Lim, the newly posted in medic.
While CPT Rose is outside frantically searchin for help...LTC Just spoke to the motionless SWO Mor.
"Eh! Encik! Dun play liao lah, U think I born yesterday ah, the faking heart attack move dun know use by how many encik liao, u stilll use."
SWO Mor suddenly 
SWO Mor, "How u know one?!!"
LTC Just "U are king of the parade square, I am the king of spotting chow keng ppl."
SWO Mor then rush to the LTC and hug his leg "PLEASE PLEASE DUN PUT ME PES F, I got 1 wife, 3 sons, 4 daughters, 11 Cats, 22 dogs and 4623 Hamesters still waiting for me to feed them!!!"
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LTC(DR) Just said, "U must prove to us u are combat fit."
SWO Mor, "IPPT Gold?"
LTC(DR) Just, "That's for young people."
SWO Mor, "SOC?"
LTC(DR) Just, "Too easy."
SWO Mor, "72km route march?"
LTC(DR) Just, "Too boring."
SWO Mor, "Then what?"
LTC(DR) Just, "I'm thinking why not sign up for the..." -
(OT: Is this fantastic thread dead already?
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'...... newly-created SAF 1st Tic-Tac-Toe Battalion!'Originally posted by Gordonator:LTC(DR) Just said, "U must prove to us u are combat fit."
SWO Mor, "IPPT Gold?"
LTC(DR) Just, "That's for young people."
SWO Mor, "SOC?"
LTC(DR) Just, "Too easy."
SWO Mor, "72km route march?"
LTC(DR) Just, "Too boring."
SWO Mor, "Then what?"
LTC(DR) Just, "I'm thinking why not sign up for the..." -
With Christmas coming, the whole of Camp See Beh Onn was abuzz with activity.
One lone RP stood in silent as all the camp personnel left in their cars and buses to go home.
Two fat MPs ran out of camp to chase the shuttle bus.
One lone dog barked as the Duty RP locked the gates before turning in for the night..
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(Let's abandon WO Mor and OCT Garang for the time being hor? Let's wait for OCT Garang to POP and come back as 2LT, and I hereby declare WO Mor released from service.)
Just while the duty RP, CPL Hsien Chip Par, was about to turn in, he saw a fat figure running across the parade square.
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(Cadets don't POP, they get commissioned by the president.Originally posted by kuekj:(Let's abandon WO Mor and OCT Garang for the time being hor? Let's wait for OCT Garang to POP and come back as 2LT, and I hereby declare WO Mor released from service.)
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CPL Hsien drew his SAR-21 from his cupboard and went out to investigate. He crept up to the suspicious figure carefully, for the figure was carrying a huge sack on his back and was wearing what looked like a red suit and a fake white beard. He could be a terrorist wanting to plant bombs around Camp See Beh Onn.Originally posted by kuekj:(Let's abandon WO Mor and OCT Garang for the time being hor? Let's wait for OCT Garang to POP and come back as 2LT, and I hereby declare WO Mor released from service.)
Just while the duty RP, CPL Hsien Chip Par, was about to turn in, he saw a fat figure running across the parade square.
"How can it be possible when there's nobody in camp?!" wondered CPL Hsien..
Just as he was about to shout the rules of engagement, the fat suspicious figure turned around and faced him.
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...dressed up in Cai Shen Ye (god of fortune) costume.Originally posted by fudgester:CPL Hsien drew his SAR-21 from his cupboard and went out to investigate. He crept up to the suspicious figure carefully, for the figure was carrying a huge sack on his back and was wearing what looked like a red suit and a fake white beard. He could be a terrorist wanting to plant bombs around Camp See Beh Onn.
Just as he was about to shout the rules of engagement, the fat suspicious figure turned around and faced him.
It was the kindly old Charlie CSM, 2WO Sehn Tah Klaus.
CPL Hsien, "Encik, shouldn't u be dressed up as Santa Claus?" -
2WO Sehn: "Chinese New Year, Christmas and Haji so near, never mind la.. come, tell me what you want.."
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(Haji? You mean Hari Raya Haji?)Originally posted by kuekj:2WO Sehn: "Chinese New Year, Christmas and Haji so near, never mind la.. come, tell me what you want.."
Sehn Chip Pah said, "I want a new Hewlett Packard I-paq for Christmas."
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2WO Sehn, "Sorry chap, seems like i only have leftover duck rice combat rations from last year exercise, hope u like them. come, tell me how many packs u want?"