Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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SWO LazerLordz and LTA Fudgester went down to the HQ office block, where they impounded the phone for investigation.Originally posted by kuekj:Back at BG Toh's office, his camera phone rang.... but nobody picked up. BG Toh forgot to bring his phone back home.
His PA, Say See Tan, took the phone and browsed inside, and gasped: "oh no, BG Toh also has my photos when I'm not noticing!" and promptly called the unit RSM, SWO LazerLordz, who happened to be still in the meeting with LTA Fudgester. -
They went through the risque photos in the camera phone one by one and meticulously catalogued them.Originally posted by LazerLordz:SWO LazerLordz and LTA Fudgester went down to the HQ office block, where they impounded the phone for investigation.
The next morning, they both had to report sick for sore eyes.
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Besides those shots of LTA Cyndi and Hurricane Rita, they found secret photos of 3SG Whi Teh Orse, his former PA (now transferred to K****b Camp) picking up soap.
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the next morning, CPT Gordoantor called up SWO Lazerlordz, his 2IC LTA Fudgester for a emergency meeting.
when SWO Lazerlordz and LTA Fudgester walked into the meeting room, they were surprised to see BG Toh with CPT Gordonator.
"Gentleman, I believe BG Toh owns everyone an explanation." says CPT Gordonator.
BG walked towards the window and took a deep breath. "I was framed by my arch emeny." -
BG Toh sat the men down and his ex-PA, 2SG Whi brought in some coffee as part of his cross-training to be Mess Sergeant.Originally posted by Gordonator:the next morning, CPT Gordoantor called up SWO Lazerlordz, his 2IC LTA Fudgester for a emergency meeting.
when SWO Lazerlordz and LTA Fudgester walked into the meeting room, they were surprised to see BG Toh with CPT Gordonator.
"Gentleman, I believe BG Toh owns everyone an explanation." says CPT Gordonator.
BG walked towards the window and took a deep breath. "I was framed by my arch emeny."
He took off his glasses and all of a sudden, he looked old, so old.He coughed and began to tell his tale. -
Once.upon.a.time.............far.far.ago...........
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"Back in 1975 when i enlisted in the army, it was there where i meet my best friend, Willy. He and I were BMT buddy till the day we POP. Both of us make it into OCS and we were in the same wing."Originally posted by Zephris™:Once.upon.a.time.............far.far.ago...........
"Eventually, we were commissioned but were posted to different units, but we still stay in touch all these years."
"but 5 years ago, both of us were still COL back then, we were taking IPPT together, he knew i was weak in chins up so he tricked the PTI, SSG Muscle Chan..." -
".... into thinking that I had risque photos of the cute OCT Cyndi on my camera phone."Originally posted by Gordonator:"Back in 1975 when i enlisted in the army, it was there where i meet my best friend, Willy. He and I were BMT buddy till the day we POP. Both of us make it into OCS and we were in the same wing."
"Eventually, we were commissioned but were posted to different units, but we still stay in touch all these years."
"but 5 years ago, both of us were still COL back then, we were taking IPPT together, he knew i was weak in chins up so he tricked the PTI, SSG Muscle Chan..."
"SSG Chan then came up to me and said that if I could show him the pics, he would close one eye and say that I had gotten IPPT gold." -
"but, as a matter of fact i have don't any of such pics. SSG Chan was furious and blamed COL Willy for lying to him and forbided Willy into taking the IPPT."Originally posted by fudgester:".... into thinking that I had risque photos of the cute OCT Cyndi on my camera phone."
"SSG Chan then came up to me and said that if I could show him the pics, he would close one eye and say that I had gotten IPPT gold."
"unbelievably, i managed to pass my chin-up and got promoted to BG, while Willy was still a COL till today, he was jealous of me and our friendship ended that same day." -
"Around the same time, a gorgeous tranny joined MDC as a regular. Her name was Hurricane Rita. Many boys were gaga over her."
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and COL Willy was seen collaborating with Rita......... using report sick as a way to enter the medical center compound and collecting images of then then 2LT Cyndi...............Originally posted by iveco:"Around the same time, a gorgeous tranny joined MDC as a regular. Her name was Hurricane Rita. Many boys were gaga over her." -
Not only that, Hurricane Rita herself also contributed to COL Willy's collection.Originally posted by pika1987:and COL Willy was seen collaborating with Rita......... using report sick as a way to enter the medical center compound and collecting images of then then 2LT Cyndi............... -
(the story is going too bar-ish to my liking. )
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(Don't worry too much. It will soon pass.Originally posted by Gordonator:(the story is going too bar-ish to my liking. )
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Just then, the meeting room started to fill with tear gas. Everyone started choking and coughing.
BG Toh: *cough cough* 'OMG... it's Willy! *cough* He's here to *cough* finish me off!!!!' -
And then there was a huge loud thud, as COL Willy fell to the floor after throwing in the tear gas grenades...apparently tackled by the two fat MPs, who were still holding their drill rifles.Originally posted by fudgester:Just then, the meeting room started to fill with tear gas. Everyone started choking and coughing.
BG Toh: *cough cough* 'OMG... it's Willy! *cough* He's here to *cough* finish me off!!!!' -
Meanwhile, REC Blur Head came in with his FBO, with two full water bottles. The usual blur head he is, he's supposed to report for SOC training but ended up here. 2SG Whi rushed to him and took his water bottles...
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both of them saw the room was full of smoke and everyone was crouching on the floor coughing.Originally posted by kuekj:Meanwhile, REC Blur Head came in with his FBO, with two full water bottles. The usual blur head he is, he's supposed to report for SOC training but ended up here. 2SG Whi rushed to him and took his water bottles...
they were even more surprised to see the 2 MPS doing precession drills despite the chaos around them.
2SG Whi thinks to himself, "die liao lah, so many big shots here, this blur head will sure make a fool out of me, better think of something fast." -
He took the two bottles of water and told REC Blur to douse all the big shots face with water.However, he ended up dousing the two MPs instead.Originally posted by Gordonator:both of them saw the room was full of smoke and everyone was crouching on the floor coughing.
they were even more surprised to see the 2 MPS doing precession drills despite the chaos around them.
2SG Whi thinks to himself, "die liao lah, so many big shots here, this blur head will sure make a fool out of me, better think of something fast."
2SG Whi, recently thrown back to be REC Blur's Section Commander due to some issues with breaking wine glasses in the Mess, slapped his forehead in disgust.
"RECRUIT, I said douse the commanders, not the MPs!Wah piang..Qi shi wo(Irritate me to death)" -
CPL Garang Tan, who happens to walk past, saw what was happening and thinks to himself, "This is a great opportunity for me to prove myself!"
So he quickly... -
Pulled the fire hose from the corridor and proceeded to spray everyone with water.The whole Div Comd office now dripped with water.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan, who happens to walk past, saw what was happening and thinks to himself, "This is a great opportunity for me to prove myself!"
So he quickly...
Spluttering, the BG, CPT, SWO, LTA, 2SG, REC and the energizer MP bunnies all looked at CPL Garang Tan.
He snapped to attention and saluted,"Good afternoon Sirs, Encik, Platoon Sergeant and MPs..Oi RECRUIT!What are you doing here?!"
No one noticed that BG Toh's handphone was lying on the floor, covered with oily tear gas residue and water. -
(how come no CPT? I'm also inside.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Pulled the fire hose from the corridor and proceeded to spray everyone with water.The whole Div Comd office now dripped with water.
Spluttering, the BG,CPT, SWO, LTA, 2SG, REC and the energizer MP bunnies all looked at CPL Garang Tan.
He snapped to attention and saluted,"Good afternoon Sirs, Encik, Platoon Sergeant and MPs..Oi RECRUIT!What are you doing here?!"
No one noticed that BG Toh's handphone was lying on the floor, covered with oily tear gas residue and water. )
Fixed bro.
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BG Toh was the first person to recover.
BG Toh: 'KNN... arrest that farker who sprayed us with water!'
The two fat MPs lunged themselves at CPL Garang Tan.... -
He ordered the two MPs to turn Garang Tan over to Mor Tal Kombat, who was looking for someone to use for his final Horcrux.Originally posted by fudgester:BG Toh was the first person to recover.
BG Toh: 'KNN... arrest that farker who sprayed us with water!'
The two fat MPs lunged themselves at CPL Garang Tan.... -
(not again... how many bad dreams does CPL Tan have sia? )
But then, Warrant Mor took 2 weeks urgent leave so BG Toh can't do anything..