Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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MAJ Dart H Vader was a member of a classified unit, so black that the light could not shine through.Originally posted by Gordonator:... to transfer CPT Ong to a far away camp.
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(500 posts! This calls for a celebration!
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Suddenly, a van full of MPs showed up at the front gate with a warrant of arrest for SWO Lazerlordz.Originally posted by LazerLordz:MAJ Dart H Vader was a member of a classified unit, so black that the light could not shine through.
Apparently, he had leaked operational secrets by disclosing on sgforums.com that MAJ Dart H Vader was in a classified black ops unit.
(PS. Lazerlordz... no hard feelings yah? It's just a story....
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the wise encik lifted his hand and halted the MPs.He opened his wallet and dug inside for a hardly seen pass.Originally posted by fudgester:(500 posts! This calls for a celebration!)
Suddenly, a van full of MPs showed up at the front gate with a warrant of arrest for SWO Lazerlordz.
Apparently, he had leaked operational secrets by disclosing on sgforums.com that MAJ Dart H Vader was in a classified black ops unit.
(PS. Lazerlordz... no hard feelings yah? It's just a story.... )
Taking off his shades and giving the pass to the MP Sergeant, he whispered to the MP Sergeant,"Don't you recognise me?I am your attached out warrant, on undercover, don't blow my cover."
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the MP Sergeant whispered back: "this is a sting operation, sir! u're not supposed to tell anyone u belong to one of us in any life-threatening situation, sir. plz follow us, our CO wants a cup of kopi wif u"Originally posted by LazerLordz:the wise encik lifted his hand and halted the MPs.He opened his wallet and dug inside for a hardly seen pass.
Taking off his shades and giving the pass to the MP Sergeant, he whispered to the MP Sergeant,"Don't you recognise me?I am your attached out warrant, on undercover, don't blow my cover."
SWO LazerLordz LL followed the MPs into the van.........
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... and came face-to-face with the CO, LTC Dee Tehn Shun.Originally posted by pika1987:the MP Sergeant whispered back: "this is a sting operation, sir! u're not supposed to tell anyone u belong to one of us in any life-threatening situation, sir. plz follow us, our CO wants a cup of kopi wif u"
SWO LazerLordz LL followed the MPs into the van.........
(oops.... haha... the story is getting exciting!)
LTC Dee: 'Encik Lazerlordz, I have an important mission for you. We need you to spy on BG Patriot Toh. We have reason to believe that he took provocative photos of LTA (Dr) Cyndi using his camera phone and is planning to hand them over to MAJ Dart H Vader.'
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The SWO took his dossier and went back to the van, where he was driven back to outside Camp See Beh Onn.He called LTA Fudgester to meet him in the guardroom, thinking that he would make the perfect internal affairs man.Originally posted by fudgester:... and came face-to-face with the CO, LTC Dee Tehn Shun.
LTC Dee: 'Encik Lazerlordz, I have an important mission for you. We need you to spy on BG Patriot Toh. We have reason to believe that he took provocative photos of LTA (Dr) Cyndi using his camera phone and is planning to hand them over to MAJ Dart H Vader.' -
LTA Fudgester promptly sent all the CPL guards to be prowlers, and the Guard 2ICs/3ICs to be sentries 1km away. This ensure that SWO LazerLordz and LTA Fudgester will have private conversation which will not be leaked out by pesky the Guard 2ICs.
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Suddenly, the guardroom phone rang............. *ring ring*
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LTA Fudgester let it ring for a couple of minutes, then decided to answer the phone.Originally posted by pika1987:Suddenly, the guardroom phone rang............. *ring ring*
"Good afternoon, is this Camp See beh Onn?" asked a voice at the other line. -
"Yes!" replied LTA Fudgester....Originally posted by iveco:LTA Fudgester let it ring for a couple of minutes, then decided to answer the phone.
"Good afternoon, is this Camp See beh Onn?" asked a voice at the other line.
LTA Fudgester then heard some weird noises coming out of the phone...
feeling dazed, he reached out to his pistol holster and pulled out his Sig P226..................... -
BANG!
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No... LTA Fudgester did not fire the shot... instead, it was someone else who opened fire and totally destroyed the telephone.......Originally posted by Zephris™:BANG!
the secret warrior said, "juz in time... that was a mind control sound wave coming out of the phone!"
and the secret warrior addressed himself as................................. -
MSG Lao Fu Zi.His white hair tingled with power..and his coveralls held many funy tools.Originally posted by pika1987:No... LTA Fudgester did not fire the shot... instead, it was someone else who opened fire and totally destroyed the telephone.......
the secret warrior said, "juz in time... that was a mind control sound wave coming out of the phone!"
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LTA Fudgester eyed MSG Lao suspiciously, while pointing his Sig P226 towards the MSG, "What's the password?"Originally posted by LazerLordz:MSG Lao Fu Zi.His white hair tingled with power..and his coveralls held many funy tools. -
MSG Lao weaved magic with his hands, thinking to distract LTA Fudgester, then he slipped once and his spell garbled..and a frog appeared in his hands!Originally posted by Gordonator:LTA Fudgester eyed MSG Lao suspiciously, while pointing his Sig P226 towards the MSG, "What's the password?"
"Oops.Paiseh" -
....'watch too much harry potter liao eh?........'LTA Fudgester said.....Originally posted by LazerLordz:MSG Lao weaved magic with his hands, thinking to distract LTA Fudgester, then he slipped once and his spell garbled..and a frog appeared in his hands!
"Oops.Paiseh" -
"Sir, my two grandkids always bug me to watch, then you see my kungfu now damn co.ckup.Originally posted by Zephris™:....'watch too much harry potter liao eh?........'LTA Fudgester said..... " -
(sticky thread? wahahaha..... )
LTA Fudgester: 'Ok never mind.... from now on you will join in the close combat training sessions.'Originally posted by LazerLordz:"Sir, my two grandkids always bug me to watch, then you see my kungfu now damn co.ckup. " -
"Cannot Sir!" said MSG (VOL) Lao Fu ZhiOriginally posted by fudgester:(sticky thread? wahahaha..... )
LTA Fudgester: 'Ok never mind.... from now on you will join in the close combat training sessions.'
"Why cannot?" asked LTA Fudgester
"Sir, I am NS volunteer, I am now 60 year old liao. Arbo I got grand children?" said MSG (VOL) Lao
"Wait I do close combat, my bones break how?" asked MSG (VOL) Lao.
"Neh'mind, I sent u for FFI can liao" said LTA Fudgester... -
So MSG (Vol) Lao was presented to LTA (Dr) Cyndi, the current camp MO, the next morning. But since it's still early, LTA Cyndi haven't arrived, and so her MOPA CPL Wee got MSG Lao to sit in the MO room and talk with him first.
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Meanwhile, Fudgester returned to his discussion with Lazerlords regarding BG Patriot Toh.
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"The general is behaving very strangely lately encik. He's having trouble passing chin-ups. " said LTA Fudgester.Originally posted by iveco:Meanwhile, Fudgester returned to his discussion with Lazerlords regarding BG Patriot Toh.
"indeed, Camp See Beh Onn will be a laughing sock if news of this leaks out." replied SWO Lazerlordz. -
SWO Lazerlordz: 'We have more disturbing news. It runs out that he can't pass his chin-ups because he always gets distracted by the provocative photos of LTA Cyndi in his camera phone.'Originally posted by Gordonator:"The general is behaving very strangely lately encik. He's having trouble passing chin-ups. " said LTA Fudgester.
"indeed, Camp See Beh Onn will be a laughing sock if news of this leaks out." replied SWO Lazerlordz.
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This calls for Operation Brainwash General...........!Originally posted by fudgester:SWO Lazerlordz: 'We have more disturbing news. It runs out that he can't pass his chin-ups because he always gets distracted by the provocative photos of LTA Cyndi in his camera phone.'
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Back at BG Toh's office, his camera phone rang.... but nobody picked up. BG Toh forgot to bring his phone back home.
His PA, Say See Tan, took the phone and browsed inside, and gasped: "oh no, BG Toh also has my photos when I'm not noticing!" and promptly called the unit RSM, SWO LazerLordz, who happened to be still in the meeting with LTA Fudgester.