Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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'Let's get busy!!!!' and took out their SAR-21s, waiting for LTA Fudgester and LTA Gordonator to give the signal to shoot....Originally posted by ^spidee^:The 2 fat MPs were amused and angered at the same time, at the sight before them. The one with a bald patch look at them and said... -
upon entering the armskote, suddenly both of them took one rifle each and started performing all sort of precision drills.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Followed by two fat MPs.
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down the crows that were bugging the MPs' office all day...Originally posted by fudgester:'Let's get busy!!!!' and took out their SAR-21s, waiting for LTA Fudgester and LTA Gordonator to give the signal to shoot.... -
then SWO LL walked in and asked for his universal rounds for the senior commanders' rangeOriginally posted by ^spidee^:down the crows that were bugging the MPs' office all day... .He looked at the pile of oily soldiers and chuckled to them.."When you , Sir, get cleaned up, perhaps you and Jimmy would love to join me for some drinks tonight? " -
MO Ong showed the finger and screamed, 'KNN!!! Can't you see my *#^*& back is injured?!?!?!'Originally posted by LazerLordz:then SWO LL walked in and asked for his universal rounds for the senior commanders' range .He looked at the pile of oily soldiers and chuckled to them.."When you , Sir, get cleaned up, perhaps you and Jimmy would love to join me for some drinks tonight? " -
SWO LL offered his hand to pull MO Ong up and said: "I just strike Toto, my treat!".Originally posted by fudgester:MO Ong showed the finger and screamed, 'KNN!!! Can't you see my *#^*& back is injured?!?!?!' -
the encik was shocked and said, "Dr, u must have lost your mind. and btw, why are those 2 MP doing precision drills in the armskote?"Originally posted by fudgester:MO Ong showed the finger and screamed, 'KNN!!! Can't you see my *#^*& back is injured?!?!?!' -
The encik got over his shock and yelled 'tau pok!!!!'Originally posted by Gordonator:the encik was shocked and said, "Dr, u must have lost your mind. and btw, why are those 2 MP doing precision drills in the armskote?"
Everyone went in to tau pok the MO while the two MPs continued with their precision drills. -
Under the stress of Tau Pok, MO Ong farted.The cookhouse served beans as it was Western food day..boy it stank and the MPs dropped their rifles in agony.Originally posted by fudgester:The encik got over his shock and yelled 'tau pok!!!!'
Everyone went in to tau pok the MO while the two MPs continued with their precision drills. -
REC SMAP, who was watching the whole incident from afar, decided to put an end to it. He took out his comms set and ordered the just-arrived F-15T Strike Eagles to lay down an airstrike on the armskote.....Originally posted by LazerLordz:Under the stress of Tau Pok, MO Ong farted.The cookhouse served beans as it was Western food day..boy it stank and the MPs dropped their rifles in agony. -
But alas ! ... the weather was foul that day (still raining mah) .... the pampered eagle jocks refused to fly that mission ... and decided to spend the day in the ready room checking up their stock prices on TV ....Originally posted by fudgester:REC SMAP, who was watching the whole incident from afar, decided to put an end to it. He took out his comms set and ordered the just-arrived F-15T Strike Eagles to lay down an airstrike on the armskote..... -
Everyone then decided to wind-down at the mess, but as they approach the mess, to their horror they saw...
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the infamous RuHua was their cook for the dayOriginally posted by Gordonator:Everyone then decided to wind-down at the mess, but as they approach the mess, to their horror they saw... -
CO happens to walk pass and when he saw RuHua...Originally posted by StarPuppy:the infamous RuHua was their cook for the day -
"Hallo Ru Hua"Originally posted by Gordonator:CO happens to walk pass and when he saw RuHua...
"Hallo Sir! Today you look so smart leh Sir! Go where?"
"Later got meeting with the CDF and 2nd Minister ah. Laying my plans about the 3G Transformation. Later also got introduction on the first female Minister of Defence. Finally, she is revealed! Cannot wait"
"Wah Sir, such a coincidence... I am also..."
Suddenly, Ru Hua was grabbed back by two earpiece-wearing sunglass-toting macho guys and brought to their black tinted car.
The car then sped off to the main road of the camp.
"Siao ah Ru Hua.. Wat happened to her?" CO mumbled silently.
"Good Morning Sir! When are you taking my order, Sir" asked REC SMAP -
CO to REC SMAP: 'Draw one of our new Matadors from the armskote and blast that $&$^& car to hell!'Originally posted by Master -_-:"Hallo Ru Hua"
"Hallo Sir! Today you look so smart leh Sir! Go where?"
"Later got meeting with the CDF and 2nd Minister ah. Laying my plans about the 3G Transformation. Later also got introduction on the first female Minister of Defence. Finally, she is revealed! Cannot wait"
"Wah Sir, such a coincidence... I am also..."
Suddenly, Ru Hua was grabbed back by two earpiece-wearing sunglass-toting macho guys and brought to their black tinted car.
The car then sped off to the main road of the camp.
"Siao ah Ru Hua.. Wat happened to her?" CO mumbled silently.
"Good Morning Sir! When are you taking my order, Sir" asked REC SMAP -
REC SMAP slaps the CO for no obvious reasons and shouted "**** you!"
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CO was furious and shouted, "TURNOUT! TURNOUT! TURNOUT!".Originally posted by kwlee:REC SMAP slaps the CO for no obvious reasons and shouted "**** you!" -
And the two fat MPs ran into the parade square and began to do drills again, now followed by six clerks in vest and slacks.Originally posted by Gordonator:CO was furious and shouted, "TURNOUT! TURNOUT! TURNOUT!". -
The unit RSM, SWO Lazerlordz rushed to the clerks with his pace stick and...Originally posted by LazerLordz:And the two fat MPs ran into the parade square and began to do drills again, now followed by six clerks in vest and slacks. -
shouted "DEFAULTERS PARADE"Originally posted by fudgester:The unit RSM, SWO Lazerlordz rushed to the clerks with his pace stick and...
The clerks were shock, as they told to do sai gang only, all of them went to SWO Lazerlordz
"Encik!, we all excuse RMJ one how?" -
"Ok men, since you are excuse RMJ, then you will all go to the mess and bring out all the empty beer cans that 2WO Rajah never threw away.Bring them here and assemble them into division order.Remember ah, must have Div Comd, CO, OC, PC and 84mm section okay!"Originally posted by octega:shouted "DEFAULTERS PARADE"
The clerks were shock, as they told to do sai gang only, all of them went to SWO Lazerlordz
"Encik!, we all excuse RMJ one how?" -
then the pale, fat one behind .... then one in XXL PT kit ... pipes up:" eh, Lau chek, me leh ? .... I white horse you know ...Originally posted by LazerLordz:"Ok men, since you are excuse RMJ, then you will all go to the mess and bring out all the empty beer cans that 2WO Rajah never threw away.Bring them here and assemble them into division order.Remember ah, must have Div Comd, CO, OC, PC and 84mm section okay!" 
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"Orr..white horse ah?Okay you follow them too, but you dont carry the cans.If they dont have enough, you must drink more to cover the shortfall okay?Nah, I give you permission to drink.."Originally posted by Fatum:then the pale, fat one behind .... then one in XXL PT kit ... pipes up:" eh, Lau chek, me leh ? .... I white horse you know ... " -
the guy in XXL PT kit was so happy..he jumped that he jumped for joy....Originally posted by LazerLordz:"Orr..white horse ah?Okay you follow them too, but you dont carry the cans.If they dont have enough, you must drink more to cover the shortfall okay?Nah, I give you permission to drink.."