the cookhouse auntie look at the fluffy and said, "got scan 11B or not?"Originally posted by fudgester:Fluffy sniffed the air and started running. All the MPs gave chase, thinking that he was going to finally lead them to CPT (Dr) Ong.
However, Fluffy ended up going straight to the cookhouse. It turns out that the breakfast menu consists of honey sandwiches.
fluffy looked at the auntie...then quickly scuttle back to the counter, took out his 11B and scan.Originally posted by Gordonator:the cookhouse auntie look at the fluffy and said, "got scan 11B or not?"
Still, it did not solve the problem of how to find CPT (Dr) Ong.Originally posted by octega:fluffy looked at the auntie...then quickly scuttle back to the counter, took out his 11B and scan.
All around
Only 1SG Obey Law
MAJ Kwlee "Wah, ur bear very powderful ah, got 11B somemore"
MAJ Huang was no ordinary soldier. He was also a psychic.Originally posted by Gordonator:MAJ Kwlee also gave MAJ Hacker Huang, his friend over at 1st Military Intelligence, to come down with his men to collect whatever clues they can find on the whereabouts of CPT(DR) Ong.
because CPT(Dr) Ong was left neglected in the armstroke for so long, he had to rescue himself.....Originally posted by kwlee:he sense presence of the MO in the armskote so they went down....
With one look at the new and improved CPT(DR) Ong, MAJ Kwlee said, "Very good! Tell the Formation RSM SWO Lazerlordz to attach CPT(DR) Ong to the guardhouse, from now on, we have a new sentry.Originally posted by pika1987:because CPT(Dr) Ong was left neglected in the armstroke for so long, he had to rescue himself.....
by utilizing the equipment available in the armstroke, CPT(Dr) Ong became the never-seen-before-never-created-before-human-cybrog-war-machine!
his right hand is an M-16, his left hand is a SAR-21, his eyes are laser aiming devices, his back is loaded with MATADORS and Spikes......................
he started firing all his weapons at the camp commandant hu didnt wear his camp pass....Originally posted by Gordonator:With one look at the new and improved CPT(DR) Ong, MAJ Kwlee said, "Very good! Tell the Formation RSM SWO Lazerlordz to attach CPT(DR) Ong to the guardhouse, from now on, we have a new sentry.
the rate of ppl signing on to units within the camp went up also.....Originally posted by kuekj:As CPT (Dr) Ong is now attached to guardhouse, LTA Cyndi was sent for MO Conversion Course and was appointed as Camp MO.
The rate of reporting sick cases gradually went up.....
Still, the medical center was constantly choked with supposed report sick personnel.Originally posted by Gordonator:thus a new rule was set in the camp, no one is allowed to report sick once every 2 day.
while the others would be recommended for a malingering charge.Originally posted by fudgester:Still, the medical center was constantly choked with supposed report sick personnel.
Thinking quickly, the Senior Medic LTA Fudgester decided to make all report sick personnel run the SOC in FBO.
Only those who fainted halfway would be allowed to see LTA Cyndi.
... that the soldiers should be running in FBO while carrying an 84mm RR.Originally posted by kuekj:BG Toh happened to be training for his chin-ups nearby where he saw the sickly soldiers running the SOC in FBO. BG Toh thought to himself...
BG Toh said to the soldier, "gentleman, pain is pleasure! the best way to overcome sickness is to push your body to it's limits! go go go, draw your 84mm RR and fall in in platoon level in 5 minutes time. 2SG kuekj carry on."Originally posted by fudgester:... that the soldiers should be running in FBO while carrying an 84mm RR.
all the soldiers fainted on the spot...Originally posted by Gordonator:BG Toh said to the soldier, "gentleman, pain is pleasure! the best way to overcome sickness is to push your body to it's limits! go go go, draw your 84mm RR and fall in in platoon level in 5 minutes time. 2SG kuekj carry on."
and the loud CLUNKs of soldiers and M16s and LAWs hitting the floor drew the attention of Workshop Warrant IC 1WO Spanner Teo.Originally posted by pika1987:all the soldiers fainted on the spot...
The eagle-eyed RSM SWO Lazerlordz saw that they were cutting across the parade square. Worse still, they were not wearing their berets.Originally posted by LazerLordz:and the loud CLUNKs of soldiers and M16s and LAWs hitting the floor drew the attention of Workshop Warrant IC 1WO Spanner Teo.
He climbed out of his HMTV and exclaimed,"Alamak!Must zero and do maintenance again..wah lao."
"Oei, Chan!Seng!, go and check all the M16."
3SG Oily Chan and LCP Clamp Seng both jumped out and ran across the coy line to the parade square in coveralls.
"but encik, both of us excuse headdress leh, how?." said 3SG Oily Chan.Originally posted by fudgester:The eagle-eyed RSM SWO Lazerlordz saw that they were cutting across the parade square. Worse still, they were not wearing their berets.
SWO Lazerlordz: 'HOI!!! Your grandfudder's camp is it?!?!?!'
LCP Seng chorused,"Sir, my IC said coveralls no need to wear headdress one.."Originally posted by Gordonator:"but encik, both of us excuse headdress leh, how?." said 3SG Oily Chan.
..... the helicopter to land on the parade square as SWO Lazerlordz was conducting a defaulter's parade for 3SG Chan and LCP Seng.Originally posted by kuekj:Since there are so many soldiers who fainted, 2SG kuekj, who was the safety spec, quickly called for LTA Fudgester, the senior medic, to order for helicasevac to the nearest hospital. But there is no spot for...