Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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CPL Garang Tan stared in amazement.He had finally found an understudy..and he silently thought of how to make this blur recruit work for him.Originally posted by fudgester:Just as 2WO Muscle Chan was about to scream his head off, a loud thud was heard. 2WO Chan slumped to the ground, unconscious.
REC Blur was standing behind him with an M16S1 rifle in his hands.
REC Blur proclaimed: 'Now I know what a buttstroke to the head is!'
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Before REC Blur could become his understudy, though, he first had to find a way to make him OOC from BMT.Originally posted by LazerLordz:CPL Garang Tan stared in amazement.He had finally found an understudy..and he silently thought of how to make this blur recruit work for him. -
CPL Garang Tan went to LTA Cyndi:
"Mdm, I know of a new recruit who can't adapt to army life. He can't sleep at night because he always wondering what's going on in the day..."
(and at the back of his mind hoping LTA Cyndi will board REC Blur head and recommend OOC..
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*very confusing liao lehz*Originally posted by kuekj:CPL Garang Tan went to LTA Cyndi:
"Mdm, I know of a new recruit who can't adapt to army life. He can't sleep at night because he always wondering what's going on in the day..."
(and at the back of his mind hoping LTA Cyndi will board REC Blur head and recommend OOC.. )
But there is no directive in the pink book stating being blur can be downgraded.
CPL Garang Tan decided to ask his CO to write a letter to the MO but unfortunately the CO on 1 month leave.
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He brought REC Blur Head back to the registration counter, and he tripped the poor REC and sent him tumbling amongst the tables.Then he comms in a loud voice "Medic!Man injured"Originally posted by gnoik:*very confusing liao lehz*
But there is no directive in the pink book stating being blur can be downgraded.
CPL Garang Tan decided to ask his CO to write a letter to the MO but unfortunately the CO on 1 month leave.
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Luckily, Blur Head only suffered a few lacerations and no broken bones.
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CPL Tan wasOriginally posted by iveco:Luckily, Blur Head only suffered a few lacerations and no broken bones.
And said "Woah, how can u have no problems after falling down?"
REC Blur head smiled and said "CPL Tan, no problem one, I have been falling down for no apprent reason since as far as I could remember. My last fall is rolling down from Bukit Timah hill top to the bottom
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CPL Tan decided to ask REC Blur to help sort the NRICs.Something harmless indeed..Originally posted by octega:CPL Tan was
And said "Woah, how can u have no problems after falling down?"
REC Blur head smiled and said "CPL Tan, no problem one, I have been falling down for no apprent reason since as far as I could remember. My last fall is rolling down from Bukit Timah hill top to the bottom "
CPL Tan .... -
just then the CO, MAJ kwlee happened to walked past and caught CPL Garang Tan asking REC Blur head to do his job, while he was happily surfing forum on the internet.Originally posted by LazerLordz:CPL Tan decided to ask REC Blur to help sort the NRICs.Something harmless indeed..
MAJ kwlee tapped CPL Garang Tan on the shoulder... -
MAJ Kwlee: 'WTF are you doing?!?!?!'Originally posted by Gordonator:just then the CO, MAJ kwlee happened to walked past and caught CPL Garang Tan asking REC Blur head to do his job, while he was happily surfing forum on the internet.
MAJ kwlee tapped CPL Garang Tan on the shoulder...
CPL Garang Tan: ' I'm at sgforums.com, sir.... They're having this stupid continue-the-story thread in the SAF forum. I want to make sure got no classified information lah sir.....' -
Just then, he came to the part about BG Toh being a disciple of SWO Mor, the so-called Dark Arts master.Originally posted by Gordonator:...smile, "hmm... how come i see my name in the story?"
"OMG, they've been slandered," MAJ Kwlee exclaimed. -
CPL Garang Tan tries to smoke MAJ kwlee,Originally posted by Gordonator:just then the CO, MAJ kwlee happened to walked past and caught CPL Garang Tan asking REC Blur head to do his job, while he was happily surfing forum on the internet.
MAJ kwlee tapped CPL Garang Tan on the shoulder...
"hi sir! i am doing information gathering for the Div Com arh... top secret mission... on this very interesting SAF Forum! See! they have a story thread... and it is already 18 pages alr...!"
MAJ kwlee gives a........... -
...smile, "hmm... how come i see my name in the story?"Originally posted by pika1987:CPL Garang Tan tries to smoke MAJ kwlee,
"hi sir! i am doing information gathering for the Div Com arh... top secret mission... on this very interesting SAF Forum! See! they have a story thread... and it is already 18 pages alr...!"
MAJ kwlee gives a........... -
"Sir! not me! not me!"Originally posted by Gordonator:...smile, "hmm... how come i see my name in the story?"
MAJ kwlee *crack his knuckles*......... -
And turned to stretch himself, but given that the sorting room was tiny, he accidentally hit REC Blur on the back and he fell forward, the NRICs spilling to the ground and he hit the GS table.Originally posted by pika1987:"Sir! not me! not me!"
MAJ kwlee *crack his knuckles*.........
REC Blur looked at the pile of Pink ICs on the floor and began to wail.." I had them in little pretty bunches...now they're all gone..Mommy will hit me..."
MAJ kwlee
REC Blur 
CPL Garang Tan 
CPL Tan realised perhaps REC Blur could be sent OOC... -
the IMH was called in and REC Blur was brought away in a strap-jacket....
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Lucky, CPT Assume Chow Keng is nearby, he quickly assest REC BlurOriginally posted by pika1987:the IMH was called in and REC Blur was brought away in a strap-jacket....
"RECRUIT! Do you know that malingering is an offence?!!" blasted the CPT
"Simi is Malingering huh?" ask REC Blur head -
"be honest with me RECRUIT!!! you chow keng!!!" screamed the CPT.Originally posted by octega:Lucky, CPT Assume Chow Keng is nearby, he quickly assest REC Blur
"RECRUIT! Do you know that malingering is an offence?!!" blasted the CPT
"Simi is Malingering huh?" ask REC Blur head
"no!! i nv... i want mommy.. i dun want chow keng!!" cried the recruit.
CPT Assume C.K. *strangles the recruit's neck* "say!! say u chow keng!! say!!"
REC Blur's eyes start popping out and his face turn red... 
in the end CPT Assume C.K. got brought away in a strap-jacket too... -
As CPT (Dr) Assume Chao Keng was now institutionalised, the only MO left in the unit was CPT (Dr) Ong.Originally posted by pika1987:"be honest with me RECRUIT!!! you chow keng!!!" screamed the CPT.
"no!! i nv... i want mommy.. i dun want chow keng!!" cried the recruit.
CPT Assume C.K. *strangles the recruit's neck* "say!! say u chow keng!! say!!"
REC Blur's eyes start popping out and his face turn red...
in the end CPT Assume C.K. got brought away in a strap-jacket too...
However, he was nowhere to be found. A search party was sent out to look for him... -
MAJ Kwlee decided to call up the MP elite dog unit to help out in the search, and within minutes, 1SG Obey Law, the dog unit platoon sergeant arrives with his dogs.Originally posted by fudgester:As CPT (Dr) Assume Chao Keng was now institutionalised, the only MO left in the unit was CPT (Dr) Ong.
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1SG Obey kapo-ed a No.4 shirt from CPT (Dr) Ong's cupboard and made one of the dogs sniff it.Originally posted by Gordonator:MAJ Kwlee decided to call up the MP elite dog unit to help out in the search, and within minutes, 1SG Obey Law, the dog unit platoon sergeant arrives with his dogs.
The dog fainted on the spot. -
(wait, I thought CPT (Dr) Ong was already attended to by a search party earlier?)
turns out that CPT (Dr) Ong wore it during his last RT cover but haven't got time to wash it. Since Dr Ong was stuck in the armskote, no one attended to his clothes. -
seeing how his bunch of elite MP dogs are unable to withstand the smell of CPT(DR) Ong's no.4, 1SG Obey Law decided to take out his ultimate weapon.
"Unload the cage from the tonner, it's time to bring out fluffy!" said 1SG Law. -
Fluffy is Winnie's twin.Originally posted by Gordonator:seeing how his bunch of elite MP dogs are unable to withstand the smell of CPT(DR) Ong's no.4, 1SG Obey Law decided to take out his ultimate weapon.
"Unload the cage from the tonner, it's time to bring out fluffy!" said 1SG Law. -
(To Kuekj: A previous search party did look for CPT (Dr) Ong, but we didn't specify what really happened to him after that. So just take it that he is still stuck in the armskote all this time. )
Fluffy sniffed the air and started running. All the MPs gave chase, thinking that he was going to finally lead them to CPT (Dr) Ong.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Fluffy is Winnie's twin.
However, Fluffy ended up going straight to the cookhouse. It turns out that the breakfast menu consists of honey sandwiches.