Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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Seeing how sotong looking REC Blur head is, CPL Garang Tan sighed, he wasn't going to expect much from him either and asked,Originally posted by octega:CPL Garang Tan
AS1
REC Lee 
Then:
CPL Garang Tan 
REC Lee 
And REC Lee exchanged his pink IC for his 11B but somehow got a feeling that "tio mark" liao.
Next REC Tan Blur head went to the counter...
"so what skills and special talents u have?"
REC Blur Head replied, "I was a CLT in my NCC days, i went for airborne course, got my wings, won best cadet of the year. I got diving licence, i was a pliot from the junior aviation club, member of the singapore archery club and is also a black belt. -
CPL Garang Tan: 'Chey..... Never mind, go run ten rounds around the camp first and come back and report to me.'Originally posted by Gordonator:Seeing how sotong looking REC Blur head is, CPL Garang Tan sighed, he wasn't going to expect much from him either and asked,
"so what skills and special talents u have?"
REC Blur Head replied, "I was a CLT in my NCC days, i went for airborne course, got my wings, won best cadet of the year. I got diving licence, i was a pliot from the junior aviation club, member of the singapore archery club and is also a black belt.
While running, REC Blur Head..... -
saw BG Toh struggling with his chin-ups at the fitness corner.Originally posted by fudgester:CPL Garang Tan: 'Chey..... Never mind, go run ten rounds around the camp first and come back and report to me.'
While running, REC Blur Head..... -
not knowing he's actually a general, REC Blur Head said, "Uncle, u need help or not?"Originally posted by iveco:saw BG Toh struggling with his chin-ups at the fitness corner.
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Originally posted by Gordonator:
Immediately, BG Toh's face darkened.
not knowing he's actually a general, REC Blur Head said, "[b]Uncle, u need help or not?" [/b]
"Who are you? How do you address your Division Commander?" he thundered. -
REC Blur,Originally posted by iveco:Immediately, BG Toh's face darkened.
"Who are you? How do you address your Division Commander?" he thundered. 
"Aiyoh so noisy..?I am the best CLT ever!!!Last time I always make sure my men pass, and i think hor..one of the fatties can do this chin-up quite fast also..Uncle you want me to motivate you?" -
REC Blur Head scratched his head.Originally posted by iveco:Immediately, BG Toh's face darkened.
"Who are you? How do you address your Division Commander?" he thundered.
'Division Commander? Simi si Division Commander?'
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sensing his innocence, knowing he's just a new REC, BG Toh decided to not to tell him his rank and appointment, "yes son, and just how are u able to help me?" he smiled.Originally posted by fudgester:REC Blur Head scratched his head.
'Division Commander? Simi si Division Commander?' -
"i don't know, how do you want me to help?"Originally posted by Gordonator:sensing his innocence, knowing he's just a new REC, BG Toh decided to not to tell him his rank and appointment, "yes son, and just how are u able to help me?" he smiled. -
BG Patriot Toh: 'Ok... go and draw one rifle from the armskote and give 2WO Muscle Chan one good buttstroke to the head. Since he's the conducting PTI, he will be too knocked out to conduct the IPPT.'Originally posted by kwlee:"i don't know, how do you want me to help?" -
REC Blur head was stunned, "Huh? what's a armskote? what's a buttstroke?"Originally posted by fudgester:BG Patriot Toh: 'Ok... go and draw one rifle from the armskote and give 2WO Muscle Chan one good buttstroke to the head. Since he's the conducting PTI, he will be too knocked out to conduct the IPPT.' -
Seeing how clueless REC Blur Head looked, BG Toh asked him, "Is this your first day in the army?"Originally posted by Gordonator:REC Blur head was stunned, "Huh? what's a armskote? what's a buttstroke?" -
"er, yaOriginally posted by iveco:Seeing how clueless REC Blur Head looked, BG Toh asked him, "Is this your first day in the army?" " -
BG Toh sighed and shook his head.He decided to bring REC Blur to the armskote and as they walked around the back, 2SG Kuekj the PS saw their back moving in a slack, civilian-like manner..Originally posted by kwlee:"er, ya "
He shouted,"OEI!Your grandfather's camp issit?Don't know how to march issit?Where's your headdress?COME BACK AND SIGN 7!" -
sia la. :p
BG Toh noticed 2SG kuekj, who was stunned after seeing the "star". REC Blur Head is still as blur as usual.
BG Toh: "What did you say earlier? Go and sign that yourself.. I'll recommend to the C*MO for you to do RT cover..." -
2SG kuekjOriginally posted by kuekj:sia la. :p
BG Toh noticed 2SG kuekj, who was stunned after seeing the "star". REC Blur Head is still as blur as usual.
BG Toh: "What did you say earlier? Go and sign that yourself.. I'll recommend to the C*MO for you to do RT cover..."
BG Toh 
REC Tan Blur head 
Meanwhile, CPL Garang Tan is frantically searching high and low for REC Tan Blur head as the swearing cermony is abt to begin.... -
Lee siao on asked a sergeant,
what is a swearing ceremony???? is it we like teaching us how to swear in the army ? , so it better prepare us for the life ahead of us ???
the sergeant looked back and said -
"Correct soldier! Nvm ar, drop 20 for me!"Originally posted by kwlee:Lee siao on asked a sergeant,
what is a swearing ceremony???? is it we like teaching us how to swear in the army ? , so it better prepare us for the life ahead of us ???
the sergeant looked back and said
REC Tan Blur head found a 20 cents coin in his pocket and drop on the floor. And asked the sgt back" why drop 20?"" -
(Wasn't it Lee Siao On who asked about swearing the Oath of Allegiance?)Originally posted by gnoik:"Correct soldier! Nvm ar, drop 20 for me!"
REC Tan Blur head found a 20 cents coin in his pocket and drop on the floor. And asked the sgt back" why drop 20?"" -
(I thought TLC was showered to new recruits for the first few weeks? Why this camp so siao on one ah? :p)
Meanwhile, 2SG kuekj reported to the C*MO because the BG signed him 7 RT Covers. However...
C*MO: "You are platoon sergeant right? Never mind, you go and be the safety spec for your company for the next 7 intakes. And all the next 7 intakes will be Obese BMT batches." -
2SG kuekj's heart sank, he decided that the only way to release all his anger is...Originally posted by kuekj:(I thought TLC was showered to new recruits for the first few weeks? Why this camp so siao on one ah? :p)
Meanwhile, 2SG kuekj reported to the C*MO because the BG signed him 7 RT Covers. However...
C*MO: "You are platoon sergeant right? Never mind, you go and be the safety spec for your company for the next 7 intakes. And all the next 7 intakes will be Obese BMT batches." -
By firing a Matador at BG Toh's shiny new Mercedes.Originally posted by Gordonator:2SG kuekj's heart sank, he decided that the only way to release all his anger is... -
THe explosion seriously injured CPL Garang Tan, who was walking nearby.Originally posted by fudgester:By firing a Matador at BG Toh's shiny new Mercedes.
As a result, CPL Tan was put on life support at the hospital.
SWO Mor Tal Kombat was secretly pleased. He sneaked into CPL Tan's ward and tampered with the life support equipment, resulting in CPL Tan's death. He had what he needed for his final horcrux at last. -
(please leh, didn't we agree not to go too off topic last time)
CPL Garang Tan suddenly wakes up and found out it's another weird dream. he has fallen asleep after looking fruitlessly for the missing REC. he turned around to see the Chief PTI, 2WO Muscle Chan looking over him.Originally posted by iveco:THe explosion seriously injured CPL Garang Tan, who was walking nearby.
As a result, CPL Tan was put on life support at the hospital.
SWO Mor Tal Kombat was secretly pleased. He sneaked into CPL Tan's ward and tampered with the life support equipment, resulting in CPL Tan's death. He had what he needed for his final horcrux at last. -
Just as 2WO Muscle Chan was about to scream his head off, a loud thud was heard. 2WO Chan slumped to the ground, unconscious.Originally posted by Gordonator:(please leh, didn't we agree not to go too off topic last time)
CPL Garang Tan suddenly wakes up and found out it's another weird dream. he has fallen asleep after looking fruitlessly for the missing REC. he turned around to see the Chief PTI, 2WO Muscle Chan looking over him.
REC Blur was standing behind him with an M16S1 rifle in his hands.
REC Blur proclaimed: 'Now I know what a buttstroke to the head is!'