Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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Luckily LTA fudgester, CPT Gordonator and his pet bear Winnie was around the area. Winnie being EOD trained, dashed forward and examined the 155mm round, and with a loud roar, he declare it was safe.
meanwhile the Chief PTI, 2WO Muscle Chan... -
who was runnning in the opposite direction is actually heading for the toiletOriginally posted by Gordonator:Luckily LTA fudgester, CPT Gordonator and his pet bear Winnie was around the area. Winnie being EOD trained, dashed forward and examined the 155mm round, and with a loud roar, he declare it was safe.
meanwhile the Chief PTI, 2WO Muscle Chan...
"AHHHHHHH, LAU SAI ~~~~~~" and he disappear into the toilet. After which a horrible stench came gushing out.
Luckily, all around have went for their chemical defense training..... -
They quickly put on their MOP 4 suits in anticipation of a gas attack.Originally posted by octega:who was runnning in the opposite direction is actually heading for the toilet
"AHHHHHHH, LAU SAI ~~~~~~" and he disappear into the toilet. After which a horrible stench came gushing out.
Luckily, all around have went for their chemical defense training..... -
Unfortunately, the newly-commissioned 2LT Keh Not Mekkit misunderstood the term 'MOPP 4' and took four mops from the storeroom instead.Originally posted by iveco:They quickly put on their MOP 4 suits in anticipation of a gas attack.
As a result, he fainted right on the spot. -
Face first into Winnie's dung pile.Originally posted by fudgester:Unfortunately, the newly-commissioned 2LT Keh Not Mekkit misunderstood the term 'MOPP 4' and took four mops from the storeroom instead.
As a result, he fainted right on the spot.
He woke with a start and stamped around in anger, and accidentally stepped on the mop and it came up, hit him smack in the face once more. 
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All this happen infront of CPT Gordonator and LTA fudgester.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Face first into Winnie's dung pile. He woke with a start and stamped around in anger, and accidentally stepped on the mop and it came up, hit him smack in the face once more.
CPT Gordonator lean over to LTA fudgester and whisper "This 2LT totally CMI"
2LT Keh Not Mekkit, fuming wif anger over the dung and the mop, step backwards on to another mop and the it came up and smack him in the back tis time. -
(let's make this interesting)
"Ah boy ar! , wake up, enlistment day eh..."
Slowly Tan Blur Head picked himself up from the bed thinking of the wierd dream he just had. And slowly prepare himself for the day ahead.
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He dreamt that he saw a bear playing with a Pegasus shell. It filled him with excitement. This was because Blur Head was due to be enlisted to 2* SA, the first unit to fire the Pegasus gun.Originally posted by kwlee:(let's make this interesting)
"Ah boy ar! , wake up, enlistment day eh..."
Slowly Tan Blur Head picked himself up from the bed thinking of the wierd dream he just had. And slowly prepare himself for the day ahead. -
he look at the clock and realise he had overslept and got only got 15mins more to report to camp.Originally posted by iveco:He dreamt that he saw a bear playing with a Pegasus shell. It filled him with excitement. This was because Blur Head was due to be enlisted to 2* SA, the first unit to fire the Pegasus gun. -
However, he still needed to shave, shampoo his hair, add conditioner, wash his face, apply toner, moisturiser, lip balm....Originally posted by Gordonator:he look at the clock and realise he had overslept and got only got 15mins more to report to camp.
By the time he reached the camp,..... -
his garang Platoon Sergeant together with the CSM were already waiting at the main gate, arms folded.Originally posted by fudgester:However, he still needed to shave, shampoo his hair, add conditioner, wash his face, apply toner, moisturiser, lip balm....
By the time he reached the camp,..... -
So was 2LT Keh Not Mekkit, his platoon commander.Originally posted by Gordonator:his garang Platoon Sergeant together with the CSM were already waiting at the main gate, arms folded. -
As it is enlistment day, all the PC, PS and CSM could do was to revise their 10-year series on tekaning and mark out those potential tekan target.Originally posted by iveco:So was 2LT Keh Not Mekkit, his platoon commander.
Suay suay REC Tan Blur Head is one of them.... -
the CSM, MSG Tai Ger Sho snickered.Originally posted by octega:As it is enlistment day, all the PC, PS and CSM could do was to revise their 10-year series on tekaning and mark out those potential tekan target.
Suay suay REC Tan Blur Head is one of them....
"Sir, you see that one, the blur like sotong one.." -
And he instructed 3SG Octega, Blur head's section commander, to mark him down for the worst possible tekanning.Originally posted by LazerLordz:the CSM, MSG Tai Ger Sho snickered.
"Sir, you see that one, the blur like sotong one.." -
3SG Octega looked aghast when briefed on his "duties".He realised that deep inside, he saw a bit of Blur Head in him.And so he went to the Medical Centre to book an appointment with LTA Cyndi, who is also a paracounsellor.Originally posted by iveco:And he instructed 3SG Octega, Blur head's section commander, to mark him down for the worst possible tekanning. -
"Mdm, I am brief to tekan my men jialat jialt, how ah?"Originally posted by LazerLordz:3SG Octega looked aghast when briefed on his "duties".He realised that deep inside, he saw a bit of Blur Head in him.And so he went to the Medical Centre to book an appointment with LTA Cyndi, who is also a paracounsellor.
"Sergeant, do the right thing.......and continue the tradition of tekan in the SAF" said LTA Cyndi.
she continued "Without tekan, SAF would not be SAF, u tekan him, he get promoted and later will tekan someone else, this is the tradition passed down by our fore-fathers."
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LTA Cyndi smiled, "That's why I am paid."Originally posted by octega:"Mdm, I am brief to tekan my men jialat jialt, how ah?"
"Sergeant, do the right thing.......and continue the tradition of tekan in the SAF" said LTA Cyndi.
she continued "Without tekan, SAF would not be SAF, u tekan him, he get promoted and later will tekan someone else, this is the tradition passed down by our fore-fathers."
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3SG Octega left in a daze. Duty called for him to tekan his men, but his heart was telling him otherwise.Originally posted by LazerLordz:LTA Cyndi smiled, "That's why I am paid."
So he decided to leave all the tekan-ing to the platoon sergeant, 2SG Kuekj. -
2SG kuekj knew what he must do, it's for the good of his men. he pick up the telephone and called for the PTI, 3SG Fearless Gan.Originally posted by fudgester:3SG Octega left in a daze. Duty called for him to tekan his men, but his heart was telling him otherwise.
So he decided to leave all the tekan-ing to the platoon sergeant, 2SG Kuekj. -
Made arrangements for the recruits on coming "training" session.Originally posted by Gordonator:2SG kuekj knew what he must do, it's for the good of his men. he pick up the telephone and called for the PTI, 3SG Fearless Gan.
Meanwhile, REC Tan blur head is heading for the counter to say good bye to his pink friend for 2 years and welcoming a green friend.
"Auntie, nah!" said Tan Blur head as he proudly hand over his pink IC.
And.......the bewildered SFI auntie looked at him and said,
"BOY AH, here is cook house lah, the reporting station is over there lah" and she pointed to the reporting station .... -
meanwhile, blur head-best-buddy-to-be, Lee siao on was queueing at the registration counter.
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CPL Garang Tan, attached to S1 BR as he was ill, asked him his name.Originally posted by kwlee:meanwhile, blur head-best-buddy-to-be, Lee siao on was queueing at the registration counter.
REC Lee Siao On, "RECRUIT LEE XIAO LONG reporting SIR!"
CPL Tan smiled and beamed.The newly posted in AS1 also grinned.
CPL Tan, "Recruit Lee, can show me kungfu or not?I black belt you know..." -
REC replied, "err... i don't know kung fu, but i'm good at flower arrangement, chinese dance and tea brewing."Originally posted by LazerLordz:CPL Garang Tan, attached to S1 BR as he was ill, asked him his name.
REC Lee Siao On, "RECRUIT LEE XIAO LONG reporting SIR!"
CPL Tan smiled and beamed.The newly posted in AS1 also grinned.
CPL Tan, "Recruit Lee, can show me kungfu or not?I black belt you know..." -
CPL Garang TanOriginally posted by Gordonator:REC replied, "err... i don't know kung fu, but i'm good at flower arrangement, chinese dance and tea brewing." 
AS1
REC Lee 
Then:
CPL Garang Tan
REC Lee 
And REC Lee exchanged his pink IC for his 11B but somehow got a feeling that "tio mark" liao.
Next REC Tan Blur head went to the counter...