Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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But SWO Mor forgot that CPL Garang Tan is so garang, he has gone out for his 20 rounds of runs again.
In the end, the cobra bit the two RPs who were doing their precision drills by his bed.
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(actually the 2 of them are MPs. )
LCP Buay Tahan said to his sergeant, 3SG Siao Liao-Ah, "Sergeant how? beaten by snake leh."Originally posted by kuekj:But SWO Mor forgot that CPL Garang Tan is so garang, he has gone out for his 20 rounds of runs again.
In the end, the cobra bit the two RPs who were doing their precision drills by his bed.
3SG Siao replied, "Don't worry, last time i learn in SISPEC that drinking lots of water can wash away the poison. Quickly, take out your water bottle, own time own target drink up!" -
LTA Cyndi suddenly appeared again and said that she will summoned her secret pet... a phoniex that will cure all poison with its tears.. (instead of drinking up) the reason why LTA Cyndi was moving above the ranks so quickly was all because of this phoniex... called Jay Chou
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Originally posted by kindaichi83:LTA Cyndi suddenly appeared again and said that she will summoned her secret pet... a phoniex that will cure all poison with its tears.. (instead of drinking up) the reason why LTA Cyndi was moving above the ranks so quickly was all because of this phoniex... called Jay Chou
both of u. don't go overboard.Originally posted by kuekj:... -
Meanwhile, CPL Garang was finishing his 20th round of running when SWO Mor appeared out of nowhere in front of him. He waved his hand and a flash of green light appeared. It struck CPL Garang squarely on his chest and he fell to the ground dead. SWO Mor laughed coldly for a couple of minutes, then disappeared as suddenly as he appeared.
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CPL Garang Tan can feel the blow taking effect. he is feeling more garang than ever and decided to run another 2 rounds round the camp.Originally posted by iveco:Meanwhile, CPL Garang was finishing his 20th round of running when SWO Mor appeared out of nowhere in front of him. He waved his hand and a flash of green light appeared. It struck CPL Garang squarely on his chest and he fell to the ground dead. SWO Mor laughed coldly for a couple of minutes, then disappeared as suddenly as he appeared. -
But there was something different about him now. He began to float instead when he tried to run.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan can feel the blow taking effect. he is feeling more garang than ever and decided to run another 2 rounds round the camp. -
Feeling frustrated, SWO Mor decided to call for his former CO for help, COL Kheng Orf Fyghter.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang Tan can feel the blow taking effect. he is feeling more garang than ever and decided to run another 2 rounds round the camp.
It would require the combined forces of Kheng Orf Fyghter and Mor Tal Kombat to stop Garang Tan. -
noted, withdrawing the chickens.Originally posted by Gordonator:both of u. don't go overboard.
*2SG kuekj rode past on his bicycle and threw 2 bottles of icecold water to CPL Tan, hoping he can catch it as he was gradually floating.. -
Instead, the water bottles went right through him.Originally posted by kuekj:noted, withdrawing the chickens.
*2SG kuekj rode past on his bicycle and threw 2 bottles of icecold water to CPL Tan, hoping he can catch it as he was gradually floating.. -
"Wah, I feel so light, like tis I can run 200 rounds no problem...." exclaimed Garang TanOriginally posted by iveco:Instead, the water bottles went right through him.
The he looked down, "Heh! why is there someone looking exactly like me laying motionless on the ground?" pondered Garang Tan who has no idea that he is having a OBE (Out-Of-Body-Experience)
(Wait a min, like this, going abit out of SAF context liao leh ) -
(He kena struck dead by Mot Tal Kombat's dark magic, yet you guys claim he is still alive)Originally posted by octega:"Wah, I feel so light, like tis I can run 200 rounds no problem...." exclaimed Garang Tan
The he looked down, "Heh! why is there someone looking exactly like me laying motionless on the ground?" pondered Garang Tan who has no idea that he is having a OBE (Out-Of-Body-Experience)
(Wait a min, like this, going abit out of SAF context liao leh ) -
(Let go back to reality should we?Originally posted by octega:(Wait a min, like this, going abit out of SAF context liao leh ) )
CPL Garang Tan suddenly felt someone shaking him, he woke up to find out it was all just a bad dream.
2WO Muscle Chan, the Chief PTI was standing beside him, arms folded... -
2WO Chan: 'Oi, handsome! You haven't passed your IPPT, and you can still sleep!!! KNN.... Ten rounds around the field... NOW!!!'Originally posted by Gordonator:(Let go back to reality should we? )
CPL Garang Tan suddenly felt someone shaking him, he woke up to find out it was all just a bad dream.
2WO Muscle Chan, the Chief PTI was standing beside him, arms folded...
It turns out that CPL Garang Tan's physical abilities were all in his dreams after all.
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While CPL Garang Tan was running, it started to rain heavily. At the same time, the CAT 1 alert sounded. Being the garang soldier he was, CPL Tan continued his run. As a result, he came down with severe pneumonia.
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CPL Garang tan decided to take shelter from the downpour under the IPPT training shed. upon reaching there, he was surprised to see BG Patriot Toh struggling with the chin up station.
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As he approached the training shed, BG Toh caught sight of CPL Tan sniggering away and he turned to him, eyes glinting with cunning.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPL Garang tan decided to take shelter from the downpour under the IPPT training shed. upon reaching there, he was surprised to see BG Patriot Toh struggling with the chin up station. 
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some issues: has BG Toh recovered from his rashes?
BG Toh: CPL Tan.. i know it was you who spread the photos... go sign 21 extra!
CPL Tan: Sir, don't lah.. I help u pass your IPPT can?
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(just assume that after one night sleep, his rashes are gone... )
BG Toh said, "u go distract 2WO Muscle Chan while i go to the canteen for breakfast first."Originally posted by kuekj:some issues: has BG Toh recovered from his rashes?
BG Toh: CPL Tan.. i know it was you who spread the photos... go sign 21 extra!
CPL Tan: Sir, don't lah.. I help u pass your IPPT can?
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CPL Garang stoll up to 2WO Muscle Chan, "Encik! Want to have a competition to see who can complete SOC in shortest timing?"Originally posted by Gordonator:(just assume that after one night sleep, his rashes are gone... )
BG Toh said, "u go distract 2WO Muscle Chan while i go to the canteen for breakfast first."
2WO Muscle Chan, "Sure!"
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While 2WO Chan and CPL Tan attempted to complete the SOC in FBO within the shortest possible time.Originally posted by octega:CPL Garang stoll up to 2WO Muscle Chan, "Encik! Want to have a competition to see who can complete SOC in shortest timing?"
2WO Muscle Chan, "Sure!"
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everyone started to bet on who will win this match of the year.. BG Toh decided to be the bookie this time...
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The two contenders put on their FBO and walked to the starting line.Originally posted by kindaichi83:everyone started to bet on who will win this match of the year.. BG Toh decided to be the bookie this time...
At that very moment, 30km away, a bunch of artillerymen field-testing the new Pegasus unit misfired one round. It sailed into the air, travelled 30km, and landed right into the Jacob's Ladder.
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2SG kuekj who happened to be the safety spec, heard the misfire and quickly ran to cordon off the area.
CPL Garang Tan heard the misfire and took it as a signal to begin running.
2WO Muscle Chan heard the misfire and ran in the opposite direction instead turns out that he was running to those guys operating the Pegasus.