Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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while Winnie the bear lapped up MAJ Kwlee's honey lemon tea thirstily.
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BG Patriot Toh, who was watching the whole scene, recoiled in horror at the 'assault' on MAJ Kwlee.Originally posted by LazerLordz:The Bear lunged at Maj Kwlee with such drooling ferocity that the poor man dropped the drink , tripped and fell sideways into the Malay food stall, knocking over the containers of tempe and bagedil.
Makcik Rosnah screamed in horror as all the food spilled to the floor, and she took her spatula and smacked Maj Kwlee as she pulled him up..
With his usual overkill response, he decided to neutralise the threat posed by Makcik Rosnah by calling for a team of specially-trained SOF ninjas led by CPT Siao Kow. -
With a call, CPT Siao puff out of nowhere.Originally posted by fudgester:BG Patriot Toh, who was watching the whole scene, recoiled in horror at the 'assault' on MAJ Kwlee.
With his usual overkill response, he decided to neutralise the threat posed by Makcik Rosnah by calling for a team of specially-trained SOF ninjas led by CPT Siao Kow.
CPT Siao to BG Toh "Wat is my bidding my master"
BG Toh, "Neutralise the Makcik Rosnah Threat, my young apprentice"
CPT Siao "Yes, my master"
(ala Star Wars
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When CPT Siao and his minions are about to strike... -
CPT Gordonator quickly took out a soft rubber ball, "Come Winne, here boy!"Originally posted by octega:With a call, CPT Siao puff out of nowhere.
CPT Siao to BG Toh "Wat is my bidding my master"
BG Toh, "Neutralise the Makcik Rosnah Threat, my young apprentice"
CPT Siao "Yes, my master"
(ala Star Wars )
When CPT Siao and his minions are about to strike...
the gizzly sprang up and ran toward its master, it sat doen and started playing with the ball like a child.
"Cool down guys, u wouldn't want to hurt Winne, Winne's a excellent engineer, he's CBRE trained, EOD trained and most of all, he's a excellent field engineer, very good at sniffing out mines." replied the CPT.
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Makcik Rosnah stared at BG Toh, hands on hips and waving her spatula..
"Is this how you boys treat me ah?Everytime I give you all extra curry , extra tempe I neber complain..ah aiyoh you all la..relax la.Come, mee goreng is ready.." -
Unfortunately, the mee goreng had green chillies, which BG Toh was allergic to.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Makcik Rosnah stared at BG Toh, hands on hips and waving her spatula..
"Is this how you boys treat me ah?Everytime I give you all extra curry , extra tempe I neber complain..ah aiyoh you all la..relax la.Come, mee goreng is ready.."
As a result, BG Toh started breaking out in rashes and was rolling on the floor, choking. -
"Quickly call up the MT Line and inform SSG Speeding Lim to send a rover asap to evacuate the general to the medical centre." said MAJ Kwlee.Originally posted by fudgester:Unfortunately, the mee goreng had green chillies, which BG Toh was allergic to.
As a result, BG Toh started breaking out in rashes and was rolling on the floor, choking. -
(OT: what happen to LTA Cyndi? I thought she's the senior medic or something..)
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( she's a nurse.Originally posted by kuekj:(OT: what happen to LTA Cyndi? I thought she's the senior medic or something..)
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(OT: We have a lot of medical personnel in this story.Originally posted by Gordonator:( she's a nurse. )
MO: CPT (DR) Assume Chao Keng
MO: CPT (DR) Ong
Staff Nurse: LTA Cyndi
Senior Medic: LTA Fudgester
Medic: PTE Arumugasamy
Medic: PTE Rockhound
Who's going to be the one who saves BG Patriot Toh? Find out more after these messages. ) -
(All can save them except CPT (Dr) Ong, who's still injured and nobody tending to him after 13 pages )
CPL Garang Tan, being the garang soldier he always been, happened to come by. He got PTE Arumugasamy and PTE Rockhound (out of nowhere) to load BG Patriot Toh on a stretcher, and took out BG Toh's camera phone to call the medical centre. But then...
"Only CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng is in.. The MO who specialise in allergies is CPT (Dr) Ong lah.. dunno where he run to..." -
A search was organised to track down CPT Ong. All the RPs were turned out and made to search every corner of the camp for the missing MO. Finally, he was discovered lying in pain at the Charlie company armskote.Originally posted by kuekj:(All can save them except CPT (Dr) Ong, who's still injured and nobody tending to him after 13 pages )
CPL Garang Tan, being the garang soldier he always been, happened to come by. He got PTE Arumugasamy and PTE Rockhound (out of nowhere) to load BG Patriot Toh on a stretcher, and took out BG Toh's camera phone to call the medical centre. But then...
"Only CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng is in.. The MO who specialise in allergies is CPT (Dr) Ong lah.. dunno where he run to..." -
Meanwhile, while a rescue team was being sent to take care of MO Ong, CPL Garang Tan decided to see the photos in BG Toh's camera phone.Originally posted by iveco:A search was organised to track down CPT Ong. All the RPs were turned out and made to search every corner of the camp for the missing MO. Finally, he was discovered lying in pain at the Charlie company armskote.
To his surprise, he discovered..... -
intimate pictures of Hurricane Rita as well as LTA Cyndi.Originally posted by fudgester:Meanwhile, while a rescue team was being sent to take care of MO Ong, CPL Garang Tan decided to see the photos in BG Toh's camera phone.
To his surprise, he discovered.....
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Back at the medical centre.. CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng attended to BG Patriot Toh.
"Sir, I know got a change of command ceremony happening next Friday and you have to grace the event, but you don't need to Chow keng right?"
and promptly put the BG on ATT A, not even a single day of ATT B. :S -
As a result, BG Toh stepped out of the medical center while still in a zombified daze and red rashes all over his face.Originally posted by kuekj:Back at the medical centre.. CPT (Dr) Assume Chow Keng attended to BG Patriot Toh.
"Sir, I know got a change of command ceremony happening next Friday and you have to grace the event, but you don't need to Chow keng right?"
and promptly put the BG on ATT A, not even a single day of ATT B. :S
He went back to his office and picked up a newspaper which was lying on his desk. His eyes bulged wide.
The headline read 'INTIMATE PHOTOS FOUND ON ARMY BG'S PHONE!' -
The shock was too much for him and the poor BG, with rashes and all, ran out of his plush office to the parade square where he yelled like he never yelled before.Originally posted by fudgester:As a result, BG Toh stepped out of the medical center while still in a zombified daze and red rashes all over his face.
He went back to his office and picked up a newspaper which was lying on his desk. His eyes bulged wide.
The headline read 'INTIMATE PHOTOS FOUND ON ARMY BG'S PHONE!'
"Division!All of you fall in in 5 minutes.Full battle order!Cupboards!Beds!"
"RSMs!If your men do not fall in in 5 mins, you will all sign 21 extra!"
the parade square shook with the voice of a ill, irritated and angry BG... -
2WO Muscle Chan, who overheard the yelling, arrived just in time and caught hold of the berserk general. he gave the general a hard blow behind the neck and the general fainted and slept like a baby. SWO lazerlordz arrived shortly and carried the general back to his bunk to rest.Originally posted by LazerLordz:The shock was too much for him and the poor BG, with rashes and all, ran out of his plush office to the parade square where he yelled like he never yelled before.
"Division!All of you fall in in 5 minutes.Full battle order!Cupboards!Beds!"
"RSMs!If your men do not fall in in 5 mins, you will all sign 21 extra!"
the parade square shook with the voice of a ill, irritated and angry BG...
2WO Chan then cast his eyes over the parade square and to his surprise, the whole division was in FBO and rifle, fall in neatly in platoon levels.
"Okay everyone, just a false alarm, but since u all are already here, 2 rounds round the SOC now, platoon sergeants carry on." -
The chess match between SWO Mor Tal Kombat and SAC Mah Kan Duit finished, with a victory for the army officer. The Traffic Police thus had to drop charges pending to Fudgester, much to Pei Saman's disgust.
SWO Mor, on hearing what happened to BG Toh, rushed to his bedside.
BG Toh: "Kombat, do you remember saying you wanted to split your soul into 12 parts?"
SWO Mor: "Yes, I do. I'm looking for a suitable person to make my last Horcrux."
BG Toh: "Well, if I ever find out who accessed those photos in my camera phone without permission, you can have him to do whatever you want." -
What happened to the cupboards and beds which BG Toh asked for?Originally posted by Gordonator:2WO Chan then cast his eyes over the parade square and to his surprise, the whole division was in FBO and rifle, fall in neatly in platoon levels. -
Rumours soon spread far and wide about who is the person who leaked out the fotos..
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And CPL Garang Tan boasted to his friends about getting paid big bucks by the tabloids for those photos.Originally posted by kindaichi83:Rumours soon spread far and wide about who is the person who leaked out the fotos..
Pretty soon, BG Toh was sure he had his man. He told SWO Mor about it. They then hatched a plan to kill Garang and transfer part of SWO Mor's soul into his Long Service medal in order to make the final Horcrux. -
And the BG call up to get a few snipers to do the job. However, the only free and avaliable ones are the reservists, so bo pian due to the pressing order from the BG....Originally posted by iveco:And CPL Garang Tan boasted to his friends about getting paid big bucks by the tabloids for those photos.
Pretty soon, BG Toh was sure he had his man. He told SWO Mor about it. They then hatched a plan to kill Garang and transfer part of SWO Mor's soul into his Long Service medal in order to make the final Horcrux.
They sent CPL (NS) Bo-Bo (The same Bo-Bo from AVA doing his reservist).... -
CPL(NS) Bo-Bo quickly set up his sniper rifle. He aimed at CPL Tan and fired off one shot.Originally posted by octega:And the BG call up to get a few snipers to do the job. However, the only free and avaliable ones are the reservists, so bo pian due to the pressing order from the BG....
They sent CPL (NS) Bo-Bo (The same Bo-Bo from AVA doing his reservist)....
Just as the bullet was about to hit CPL Tan, CPT Siao appeared in a puff of smoke. He drew his samurai sword and deflected the bullet back at CPL(NS) Bo-Bo. -
The bullet hit CPL (NS) Bobo on his leg, causing him to fall from his perch.Originally posted by fudgester:CPL(NS) Bo-Bo quickly set up his sniper rifle. He aimed at CPL Tan and fired off one shot.
Just as the bullet was about to hit CPL Tan, CPT Siao appeared in a puff of smoke. He drew his samurai sword and deflected the bullet back at CPL(NS) Bo-Bo.
BG Toh was furious. SWO Mor told him not to worry, for he was gifted with the ability to communicate with snakes. That night, he summoned a king cobra to bite CPL Tan while he was sleeping.