Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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LTA Cyndi called PTE Arumugasamy, the newly-passed-out medic, to attend to the SWO, while she was stranded in the camp as she cannot find the armskote room.
PTE Arumugasamy prompty did a "pampers-dressing" on the SWO making him look like a patient with discontinence :p -
(OT: The correct term is 'incontinence'.Originally posted by kuekj:LTA Cyndi called PTE Arumugasamy, the newly-passed-out medic, to attend to the SWO, while she was stranded in the camp as she cannot find the armskote room.
PTE Arumugasamy prompty did a "pampers-dressing" on the SWO making him look like a patient with discontinence :p
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While PTE Arumugasamy was doing the diaper dressing, a huge lump of bird sh.it suddenly fell on SAC Mah's head.
On further inspection, it turned out to be a note from an overflying condor. The note said:'..... -
'LTA Cyndi is actually a spy. Kill her secretly. No mercy Shown!'
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Another note came by. It was from another condor. it read:
"no no! the other condor was lying!"
and the two condors began fighting in the air... -
Meanwhile back at camp, BG Patriot Toh was busying lifting weights in his office in a last attempt to pass his annual IPPT.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door... -
It was MAJ kwlee who bought some dim sum, both of them sat down enjoying the food when suddenly...Originally posted by Gordonator:Meanwhile back at camp, BG Patriot Toh was busying lifting weights in his office in a last attempt to pass his annual IPPT.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door... -
2WO Muscle Chan, the Chief PTI walks in. "Sir! Why are u eating instead of exercising, u only got 2 more weeks to pass your IPPT!"Originally posted by kwlee:It was MAJ kwlee who bought some dim sum, both of them sat down enjoying the food when suddenly...
"On your feets now Sir!, 2 rounds round the field now, GO!" -
"The food is nice, come help yourself.., later then we go run.."Originally posted by Gordonator:2WO Muscle Chan, the Chief PTI walks in. "Sir! Why are u eating instead of exercising, u only got 2 more weeks to pass your IPPT!"
"On your feets now Sir!, 2 rounds round the field now, GO!" -
2WO Chan: 'Ok never mind! I punish the two of you! The two of you will go to the the armskote to watch the Chinese Chess match between SWO Mor and SAC Mah!'Originally posted by kwlee:"The food is nice, come help yourself.., later then we go run.."
MAJ Kwlee/BG Toh: 'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!'
2WO Chan grabbed them by the ears and dragged them to the armskote.
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As the 3 of them reached the armskote, CPL Garang Tan happens to walk past and upon seeing BG Toh and MAJ Kwlee, being the garang person that he is, he quickly shouted out and saluted,Originally posted by fudgester:2WO Chan: 'Ok never mind! I punish the two of you! The two of you will go to the the armskote to watch the Chinese Chess match between SWO Mor and SAC Mah!'
MAJ Kwlee/BG Toh: 'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!'
2WO Chan grabbed them by the ears and dragged them to the armskote.
"ARMSKOTE TIAM! GOOD MORNING SIRRRRRS!"
not far away, a bunch of soldiers near the armskote was checking clear their weapons, and upon hearing the sudden and loud shouting from CPL Garang Tan... -
All of them drop their arms, this result them all kena knock it down.Originally posted by Gordonator:As the 3 of them reached the armskote, CPL Garang Tan happens to walk past and upon seeing BG Toh and MAJ Kwlee, being the garang person that he is, he quickly shouted out and saluted,
"ARMSKOTE TIAM! GOOD MORNING SIRRRRRS!"
not far away, a bunch of soldiers near the armskote was checking clear their weapons, and upon hearing the sudden and loud shouting from CPL Garang Tan...
PTE See Gang Ster "Nah bei, tonight we blanket party that Garang Tan"
PTE Hoot Si Lang "ON! He always zuo pai hang cheng one" -
the horlanded LTA Cyndi finally reached the armskote room.. with CPT (Dr) Ong inside still struggling with the back pain. Weirdly, the 2 RPs have disappeared... PTE See and PTE Hoot ...
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Meanwhile, it already nights out but since CPL Garang Tan is so Garang.. instead of sleeping... he decided to go and run another 20 rounds before sleeping...
PTE See and PTE Hook then entered the bunk of CPL Garang Tan -
And they crept in..and saw to their horror, two fat MPs doing drills on the bed.Originally posted by kindaichi83:Meanwhile, it already nights out but since CPL Garang Tan is so Garang.. instead of sleeping... he decided to go and run another 20 rounds before sleeping...
PTE See and PTE Hook then entered the bunk of CPL Garang Tan
PTE See .." Wah piang..that Garang Tan got bodyguard one " -
They were so terrified that they abandoned their plans for the night, and vowed to give Garang Tan a wide berth in future.Originally posted by LazerLordz:And they crept in..and saw to their horror, two fat MPs doing drills on the bed.
PTE See .." Wah piang..that Garang Tan got bodyguard one " -
Then one of the MP doing the precision drill on the bed spoke
"Sergeant Siao, err, can stop the pratice liao or not? asked LCP Buay Tahan
"NO! NDP 2006 is just 10mths away only!" said 3SG Siao Liao-Ah
"But but we have been doing this drill non-stop for so many days liao" lament LCP Buay
This make 3SG Siao, ki siao and started using his deadly I-am-a-siao-kow look
on LCP Buay. This terrified LCP Buay and he lan lan continue doing the drill.... -
Major Kwlee pops in to see their drills and said "wa, so nice".Originally posted by octega:Then one of the MP doing the precision drill on the bed spoke
"Sergeant Siao, err, can stop the pratice liao or not? asked LCP Buay Tahan
"NO! NDP 2006 is just 10mths away only!" said 3SG Siao Liao-Ah
"But but we have been doing this drill non-stop for so many days liao" lament LCP Buay
This make 3SG Siao, ki siao and started using his deadly I-am-a-siao-kow look on LCP Buay. This terrified LCP Buay and he lan lan continue doing the drill.... -
Both the LCP and the 3SG beamed and said " Sir, permission to take canteen break?"Originally posted by kwlee:Major Kwlee pops in to see their drills and said "wa, so nice".
Major Kwlee being the nice officer that he is, said, "Yes.I'll also join you two at the canteen." -
Plt Medic Rockhound comes in and said, ' You need safety cover for your canteen break major?'Originally posted by LazerLordz:Both the LCP and the 3SG beamed and said " Sir, permission to take canteen break?"
Major Kwlee being the nice officer that he is, said, "Yes.I'll also join you two at the canteen." -
The Major beckoned all to go to the canteen for some mee goreng..and on the way, who should they meet but LTA Cyndi, looking all messy..Originally posted by Rockhound:Plt Medic Rockhound comes in and said, ' You need safety cover for your canteen break major?' -
"LTA, what happened?" MAJ Kwlee asked.Originally posted by LazerLordz:The Major beckoned all to go to the canteen for some mee goreng..and on the way, who should they meet but LTA Cyndi, looking all messy..
LTA Cyndi was catching her breath, " CPT Gordonator and I was scrolling near the garden when suddenly a giant gizzly bear appears out o nowhere and jumped onto the CPT. Oh I'm so worried, I fear for his life." -
"Where is CPT Gordonator now?" Rockhound asked. "He may need medical attention urgently."
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just then, CPT Gordonator, appears with the gizzly bear side by side.Originally posted by iveco:"Where is CPT Gordonator now?" Rockhound asked. "He may need medical attention urgently."
everyone was shocked.
"Everyone calm down, this is winne, my pet bear during my days in 30SCE. He's the unit's mascot, he's very shy really. -
suddenly.. the bear smell the honey lemon tea that Maj Kwlee had specially brought... n the normally shy bear becomes mad with hunger....
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The Bear lunged at Maj Kwlee with such drooling ferocity that the poor man dropped the drink , tripped and fell sideways into the Malay food stall, knocking over the containers of tempe and bagedil.Originally posted by kindaichi83:suddenly.. the bear smell the honey lemon tea that Maj Kwlee had specially brought... n the normally shy bear becomes mad with hunger....
Makcik Rosnah screamed in horror as all the food spilled to the floor, and she took her spatula and smacked Maj Kwlee as she pulled him up..