Originally posted by octega:However, ASP Pei is well-trained in the art of InitalD and begins a series of high-speed manovers to get around CPT Siao....
CPT Siao then shout out the rules of engagement, sword at the ready,Originally posted by iveco:ASP Pei panicked and tried to run down CPT Siao, but the latter vanished into thin air. The next moment, he was on the back seat of the highway patrol car.
As a result, CPT Siao got amnesia and began thinking that he was really the prata man after all.Originally posted by LazerLordz:ASP Pei drifted down the road and flicked his handbrake at the turn, sending CPT Siao Kow, who was hanging on the rear tumbling into Mamak's Famous Prata Shop.The sword flew into the curry pot and CPT Siao looked dazed as he landed on sacks of rice..
while ASP Pei made a quick getaway.Originally posted by fudgester:As a result, CPT Siao got amnesia and began thinking that he was really the prata man after all.
A customer shouted at him,' Eh boss... one egg one kosong!'
He immediately starting making pratas.
BG Patriot Koh, who is legendary for his overkill response to minor situations, presses the panic buttons. He decided on an all-out invasion of Camp See Beh Onn to neutralise the threat posed by SAC Mah Kan Duit.Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Gordonator seeing how things is getting from bad to worst and from worst to terrible, he decided to ask for a favour and call his superior, BG Patriot Toh.
3SG Whi Teh Orse, PA to BG Patriot,whispered.." Sir, wouldn't that make Camp See Beh Onn into See Beh Onn training area?"Originally posted by fudgester:BG Patriot Koh, who is legendary for his overkill response to minor situations, presses the panic buttons. He decided on an all-out invasion of Camp See Beh Onn to neutralise the threat posed by SAC Mah Kan Duit.
The operation would involve an airstrike by all the Vipers in the RSAF, a prolonged arty bombardment by all the available Primus and FH-2000s, followed by a joint FIBUA ops by the Guards and Infantry formations.
"Ya hor...", thought the BGOriginally posted by LazerLordz:3SG Whi Teh Orse, PA to BG Patriot,whispered.." Sir, wouldn't that make Camp See Beh Onn into See Beh Onn training area?"
"But Sir, u haven't clear SOC for this year and you need 3 more chin-ups to pass IPPT." reminded 3SG Whi.Originally posted by octega:"Ya hor...", thought the BG
"Then cancel the arty, put in all our Armour Regiments" said the BG
"Woohoooo, my 2nd star is coming" thought the BG...
BG Toh looked at 3SG Whi, "You're a smart soldier.I should recommend you to be a 2SG."Originally posted by Gordonator:"But Sir, u haven't clear SOC for this year and you need 3 more chin-ups to pass IPPT." reminded 3SG Whi.
.... but then, BG Toh's loud grumbling stomach interrupted them.Originally posted by LazerLordz:BG Toh looked at 3SG Whi, "You're a smart soldier.I should recommend you to be a 2SG."
3SG Whi looked at his boss, and wanted to ask if he could be sent to OCS instead..
2SG Whi went to Mamak's prata stall to get some food for BG Toh. Whn he got there, he was surprised to see CPT Siao Kow making the pratas.Originally posted by fudgester:.... but then, BG Toh's loud grumbling stomach interrupted them.
BG Toh: 'Boy, you go to the prata stall across the road and buy me four pratas - two egg, two kosong. Since you're going to be promoted, your treat, ok? Steady!'
2SG Whi had to confirm that it was indeed CPT Siao. So he caught a fly hovering over him and tossed it in the prata man's direction.Originally posted by iveco:2SG Whi went to Mamak's prata stall to get some food for BG Toh. Whn he got there, he was surprised to see CPT Siao Kow making the pratas.
CPT Siao had been his platoon commander at BMTC. Although many years had passed, CPT Siao was still recognisable. 2SG Whi greeted him eagerly but the captain only gave him a blank look.
Although incline to ask CPT Siao why is he doing as a prata man, instead 2SG Whi saidOriginally posted by fudgester:2SG Whi had to confirm that it was indeed CPT Siao. So he caught a fly hovering over him and tossed it in the prata man's direction.
The prata man instinctively picked up his chopper, swirled it in the air in a furious whirlwind, and circumcised the fly.
No doubt about it - the prata man was indeed CPT Siao.
CPT Siao seems to find 2SG Whi's face awfully familiar but couldn't remember anything.Originally posted by octega:Although incline to ask CPT Siao why is he doing as a prata man, instead 2SG Whi said
"Uncle, 4 pratas, 2 eggs, 2 kosongs"
And CPT Siao whipped into action preparing the prata....
OT : Since 0027hrs.Originally posted by Gordonator:LOL. since when did this sgt Whi got promoted to 2SG?
Amazingly, as a certified samurai, CPT Siao dodged or blocked all of CPT Gordonator's punches. He then gave a CPT Gordonator a shadow kick which sent him flying across the hawker center. He then bowed and went back to making pratas.Originally posted by Gordonator:LOL. since when did this sgt Whi got promoted to 2SG?
CPT Siao seems to find 2SG Whi's face awfully familiar but couldn't remember anything.
he kept quiet and continued making the prata.
just then, CPT Gordonator arrives and upon seeing the state his friend is it, he dash forward and gave him a uppercut followed by 29 hit air-combo to jerk CPT Siao back to his old self.
Soon after, CPT Siao Kow woke up.Originally posted by fudgester:Amazingly, as a certified samurai, CPT Siao dodged or blocked all of CPT Gordonator's punches. He then gave a CPT Gordonator a shadow kick which sent him flying across the hawker center. He then bowed and went back to making pratas.
Just then, 2SG Whi smashed a beer bottle on of CPT Siao's head, who promptly fell unconscious.
2SG Whi: 'Sheesh man.... why do you bleddy combat engineers always like to do it the hard way?'
There was a young man sitting at the table watching the whole action.He stood up and looked at 2SG Whi, then he shouted with all his might and even his shaved hair shook.."Because tough times don't last, tough men do! Hawk Company Hooyah!Permission to sit Platoon Sergeant!"Originally posted by fudgester:Amazingly, as a certified samurai, CPT Siao dodged or blocked all of CPT Gordonator's punches. He then gave a CPT Gordonator a shadow kick which sent him flying across the hawker center. He then bowed and went back to making pratas.
Just then, 2SG Whi smashed a beer bottle over CPT Siao's head, who promptly fell unconscious.
2SG Whi: 'Sheesh man.... why do you bleddy combat engineers always like to do it the hard way?'
said. "do i know u?"Originally posted by LazerLordz:There was a young man sitting at the table watching the whole action.He stood up and looked at 2SG Whi, then he shouted with all his might and even his shaved hair shook.."Because tough times don't last, tough men do! Hawk Company Hooyah!Permission to sit Platoon Sergeant!"
2SG Whi, in his slightly crumpled No.3 uniform, stared incredulously because no one had ever greeted him in this manner..and Platoon Sergeant too.. He opened his mouth and..
He woobly stood infront of 2SG Whi and shoutedOriginally posted by iveco:The young man's face was red and he reeked of alcohol. 2SG Whi could smell it from where he was.
The man left his seat and walked unsteadily towards the sergeant.
2SG Whi looked on with embarassment, then he yelled at the recruit.." Fall out time.I give you 5 days off".Originally posted by octega:He woobly stood infront of 2SG Whi and shouted
"PERMISSION TO GO TO TOILET PLATOON SERGEANT!"
"YES, PLATOON SER...." and he collapse onto the floor completely drunk.Originally posted by LazerLordz:2SG Whi looked on with embarassment, then he yelled at the recruit.." Fall out time.I give you 5 days off".