Our very own continue-the-story thread..
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Who is actually ASP Pei's 2nd brother's wife's sister's cousin's mother's friend's daughter's husband's 3rd unclde's 2nd's sister-in-law's husband.Originally posted by Gordonator:...he decided to call his MT Line CSM SSG Speeding Lim for help.
(unbelivable, this thread manage to hit 10 pages! Will SAF be top in next's month's ranking?
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"No worries," chuckled the MT sergeant. "My cousin will fix Fudgester in no time."Originally posted by Gordonator:...he decided to call his MT Line CSM SSG Speeding Lim for help.
Immediately after hanging up on Accident Chen, SSG Lim rang his cousin, Senior Assistant Commisioner Mah Kan Duit, commander of Traffic Police, telling him to issue an arrest warrant for LTA Fudgester. -
CPT Gordonator managed to intercept the communication, though. The last thing he wanted was to have his 2IC behind bars. Decisive action was needed.Originally posted by iveco:"No worries," chuckled the MT sergeant. "My cousin will fix Fudgester in no time."
Immediately after hanging up on Accident Chen, SSG Lim rang his cousin, Senior Assistant Commisioner Mah Kan Duit, commander of Traffic Police, telling him to issue an arrest warrant for LTA Fudgester.
He decided to...... -
trump up charges against SSG Lim that he had an indecent relationship with LCP Accident Chen.Originally posted by fudgester:CPT Gordonator managed to intercept the communication, though. The last thing he wanted was to have his 2IC behind bars. Decisive action was needed.
He decided to...... -
And the clerk who was supposed to bring the forms to him, happened to be one of the two MPs stuck in Camp See Beh Onn with the drunken white horse.He cursed and swore..Originally posted by iveco:trump up charges against SSG Lim that he had an indecent relationship with LCP Accident Chen. -
In the end, it was up to MAJ Kwlee to save the day. He sent comms to his squadron of Vipers to launch three simultaneous airstrikes at the locations where ASP Pei Saman, SSG Speeding Lim, and LCP Accident Chen were last spotted.Originally posted by LazerLordz:And the clerk who was supposed to bring the forms to him, happened to be one of the two MPs stuck in Camp See Beh Onn with the drunken white horse.He cursed and swore.. -
At that moment, there was a newsflash over the radio.
"Police are seeking an army lieutenant to help in the investigation of the near-fatal shooting of a Traffic Police officer last Monday," said the news anchor. She then gave a brief description of the wanted man. His profile matched that of Fudgester. -
The radio continue, "Police are also seeking a white horse, last seen at the officer mess drinking alot of beer and collecting the empty beer cans....."Originally posted by iveco:At that moment, there was a newsflash over the radio.
"Police are seeking an army lieutenant to help in the investigation of the near-fatal shooting of a Traffic Police officer last Monday," said the news anchor. She then gave a brief description of the wanted man. His profile matched that of Fudgester.
There was a long pause.
Then it continue "The police now have upgraded the search for the white horse to national priority, citizens are encourage join in the search for the white horse"
Apprantly, the white horse is the son of.... -
Prime Minister Goh Meng Seng.Originally posted by octega:The radio continue, "Police are also seeking a white horse, last seen at the officer mess drinking alot of beer and collecting the empty beer cans....."
There was a long pause.
Then it continue "The police now have upgraded the search for the white horse to national priority, citizens are encourage join in the search for the white horse"
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A reward of $1 million was offered to whoever captured LTA Fudgester or the white horse. As a result, hordes of bounty hunters armed with beer bottles and bicycle chains began scouring the streets for the both of them.Originally posted by iveco:Prime Minister Goh Meng Seng.
CPT Gordonator was under a lot of stress. He had to save both LTA Fudgester and the white horse. Thinking quickly, he..... -
Called his old BMT buddy, Siao Kow.Originally posted by fudgester:A reward of $1 million was offered to whoever captured LTA Fudgester or the white horse. As a result, hordes of bounty hunters armed with beer bottles and bicycle chains began scouring the streets for the both of them.
CPT Gordonator was under a lot of stress. He had to save both LTA Fudgester and the white horse. Thinking quickly, he..... Siao Kow was an expert in intelligence gathering, especially HUMINT.He was also trained in classic Singaporean street interrogation techniques. -
CPT Gordonator was confident that his old friend Siao Kow, a CPT was the right man for the job becuase CPT Siao Kow was trained as a ninja during his attachment to japan and was also a master of disguise and sleath.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Called his old BMT buddy, Siao Kow. Siao Kow was an expert in intelligence gathering, especially HUMINT.He was also trained in classic Singaporean street interrogation techniques.
within minutes, CPT Siao Kow arrives in a puff of smoke... -
CPT Gordonator: 'Ah Siao, thank goodness you're here.....'Originally posted by Gordonator:CPT Gordonator was confident that his old friend Siao Kow, a CPT was the right man for the job becuase CPT Siao Kow was trained as a ninja during his attachment to japan and was also a master of disguise and sleath.
within minutes, CPT Siao Kow arrives in a puff of smoke...
CPT Siao Kow interrupted him by putting a finger to his lips. His eyes were fixated on a fly which was hovering over him. Then, suddenly, he drew his samurai sword and swished it around the fly in a furious whirlwind. After one minute, he stopped, and the fly was still alive.
CPT Gordonator: 'Ah Siao... what did you do.... the fly is still alive!'
CPT Siao Kow: 'Gordonator-san... Killing the fly is peanuts. I have just circumcised it.' -
at the meantime, LTA fudgester, who don't even have a clue of what is happening and or that he has a price on his head, was having tea with SWO lazerlordz at the canteen.
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SWO LL stirred his teh-o gao in a sagely manner.His eyes staring into LTA Fudgester's..then he spoke.Originally posted by Gordonator:at the meantime, LTA fudgester, who don't even have a clue of what is happening and or that he has a price on his head, was having tea with SWO lazerlordz at the canteen.
"Lieutenant, there is something you are hiding from me.."
"No Encik,I'm not hiding anything"
"No?Then why you keep pouring sugar onto the table ah?" -
Indeed, there is sugar all over the table.Originally posted by LazerLordz:SWO LL stirred his teh-o gao in a sagely manner.His eyes staring into LTA Fudgester's..then he spoke.
"Lieutenant, there is something you are hiding from me.."
"No Encik,I'm not hiding anything"
"No?Then why you keep pouring sugar onto the table ah?"
"Encik, I got a favour to ask u" said LTA Fugester nervously,
"Yes, LTA, if I can help, I sure will one", said the fatherly SWO LL
"Encik, can I exchange my weekend duty with you or not huh?" ... -
SWO Lazerlordz: 'Why? What's going on this weekend?'Originally posted by octega:Indeed, there is sugar all over the table.
"Encik, I got a favour to ask u" said LTA Fugester nervously,
"Yes, LTA, if I can help, I sure will one", said the fatherly SWO LL
"Encik, can I exchange my weekend duty with you or not huh?" ...
LTA Fudgester: 'I need to go for a facial lah, Encik. My pimples are getting worse.'
SWO Lazerlordz was about to berate him when suddenly.... -
CPT Siao Kow appears yet again in a puff of smoke, CPT Gordonator arrived and ordered a cup of Kopi-O-Bing. he sat down and explained the situation to his 2IC and SWO Lazerlordz.Originally posted by fudgester:SWO Lazerlordz: 'Why? What's going on this weekend?'
LTA Fudgester: 'I need to go for a facial lah, Encik. My pimples are getting worse.'
SWO Lazerlordz was about to berate him when suddenly.... -
Fudgester turned pale with shock.
"What! I shot the Traffic Police guy because he was holding me up," he exclaimed. "I was on an urgent mission at Hen*** Camp and was driving my ATTC at the highest possible speed."
"I'm pretty sure you can be excused," Siao Kow reassured him. "You were doing your part for national security."
"But the point is that I had to shoot him with the GPMG mounted to the vehicle," Fudgester continued. "He left me no choice." -
(It was a Bionix 40/50 actually.... but never mind.
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Suddenly, they heard footsteps approaching their table. The four commanders looked up from their drinks to see SSG Speeding Lim and LCP Accident Chen aiming their SAR-21s at them. Then, ASP Pei Saman showed up, aiming his MP5 right at LTA Fudgester.Originally posted by iveco:Fudgester turned pale with shock.
"What! I shot the Traffic Police guy because he was holding me up," he exclaimed. "I was on an urgent mission at Hen*** Camp and was driving my ATTC at the highest possible speed."
"I'm pretty sure you can be excused," Siao Kow reassured him. "You were doing your part for national security."
"But the point is that I had to shoot him with the GPMG mounted to the vehicle," Fudgester continued. "He left me no choice."
Reacting swiftly, CPT Siao Kow.... -
took out his sword and moving with lightning speed, sliced their rifles to bits.Originally posted by fudgester:Suddenly, they heard footsteps approaching their table. The four commanders looked up from their drinks to see SSG Speeding Lim and LCP Accident Chen aiming their SAR-21s at them. Then, ASP Pei Saman showed up, aiming his MP5 right at LTA Fudgester.
Reacting swiftly, CPT Siao Kow....
LTA Fudgester then realised that ASP Pei Saman wasn't wearing a vistor pass. he decided to use this to his advantage and said,
"Ah ha! do u know that it is a serious offence under section xxx of the SAF military law that all visitors to Camp See Beh On must change pass at the guardhouse. this is a breach of security!" -
Surronded my men-in-green in an army camp, ASP Pei senes it will be his disadvantage, he immediately took out in his sparkling new subaru highway patrol car....Originally posted by Gordonator:took out his sword and moving with lightning speed, sliced their rifles to bits.
LTA Fudgester then realised that ASP Pei Saman wasn't wearing a vistor pass. he decided to use this to his advantage and said,
"Ah ha! do u know that it is a serious offence under section xxx of the SAF military law that all visitors to Camp See Beh On must change pass at the guardhouse. this is a breach of security!" -
But just in time CPT Siao appeared at the camp gate in a puff of smoke just as the Subaru was reaching it. He stared at ASP Pei thru the windscreen with cold killer eyes, with his samurai sword readied.Originally posted by octega:Surronded my men-in-green in an army camp, ASP Pei senes it will be his disadvantage, he immediately took out in his sparkling new subaru highway patrol car.... -
ASP Pei panicked and tried to run down CPT Siao, but the latter vanished into thin air. The next moment, he was on the back seat of the highway patrol car.Originally posted by fudgester:But just in time CPT Siao appeared at the camp gate in a puff of smoke just as the Subaru was reaching it. He stared at ASP Pei thru the windscreen with cold killer eyes, with his samurai sword readied. -
However, ASP Pei is well-trained in the art of InitalDOriginally posted by fudgester:But just in time CPT Siao appeared at the camp gate in a puff of smoke just as the Subaru was reaching it. He stared at ASP Pei thru the windscreen with cold killer eyes, with his samurai sword readied. and begins a series of high-speed manovers to get around CPT Siao....