Been trying to clean up my room and dig up a pile of quotes I printed out from a long-gone forum called Missgirltalk (Dated 13/08/01). Seeing that those were pretty funny thought maybe you guys would find a laugh outta it too. If any of ya got any more to share, Pls... share~!
Nonsensical Quotes:Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I once thought I was ugly
until I saw you.
You can fall from a cloud,
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall,
is in love with me
If I drop a tear in the ocean, the day you found it will be the day I stop loving you
Don't hold my hand if you are going to break my heart, don't look in my eyes if all you do is lie, don't say I love you if you really mean goodbye.
If you ever doubt my love for you, imagine loving someone so much you think you'll die, then multiply it by infinity and take it to the depts of forever... If you ever doubt my desire to live with you, know this... I would marry you yesterday
I don't know if I should be happy cuz he's my friend, or sad cuz that's all he'll ever be
Life is mostly a disappointment, but when you get what you want, what a grand day it is
It's a gurls world, guys are just living in it
I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people
The hardest part of walking away from you, is knowing that you won't run after me, and knowing that while I meant nothing to you, you meant everything... the whole world to me.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cuz I might do sumthing crazy like believe it.
What do you do when the only person that can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Men are like diapers, full of sh*t and always on ya a$$
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The softer the bed,
The better the screw
Virginity's like a balloon,
one prick and it's gone
Nobody's a virgin
'cause life f*cks u over.
Never make love behind the garden gate
Love is blind,
But the neighbours ain't
Love is blind,
that's why most guys feel their way around.
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day that I met you,
How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already does.
If you love me like you told me, please be careful with me heart. You can take it, just don't break it. Or my world will fall apart.
I don't regret the rain and I don't regret the pain, or the tears I had to cry so many times along the way. Every road I had to take, every time my heart would ache, it was just something I had to get through. To get me to you.
A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, one of them would fall for the other, maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe, just maybe... Forever.
Isn't it strange how we ignore the ones that adore us and adores the ones that ignore us?
A thousand words couldn't bring you back,
I know because I tried,
Neither could a thousand tears,
I know because I cried.
You left behind a broken heart
and happy memories too.
But I never wanted memories,
I only wanted you.
Please tell you pants it's not polite to point
Energizer Bunny ARRESTED, charged with battary.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog.
I tried to sniff coke once but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose...
I know milk does the body good but damn! How much did you drink?
There are easier things than finding a PERFECT guy, like nailing jello to a tree, for example...
Mirrors don't talk but lucky for you they don't laugh either
Treat me right becuz I'm a goddess... Get down onyour knees becuz I'm the hottest
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwile, so when you're lonely remember this is true... Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
(sensitive to mentions of height) 