The Official Michael Jackson Thread

• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:26

  The Paedophilic Michael Jackson Tracking List
  
  Recently, there are many demented forumites trying to emulate the Man who did the moonwalk.
  
  Below are the list of Michael Jacksons:
  
  1 - Yunzhongzi
  Also known as: The 'Bad'
  Victims: weidev
  Targets: weidev, Windjammer's daughters, BabyBoy
  
  2 - I-like-flings(m)
  Also known as: The 'Smooth Criminal'
  Victims: None yet
  Targets: Xiaomeimei *using sweets*
  
  3 - xking
  Also known as: The 'Dangerous'
  Rumoured Victim: Janice Lim Yan Peng
  Targets: Unknown
  
  4 - laurence82
  Also known as: The 'Black or White'
  Victims: None to date
  Targets: Xiaodidis, Xiaomeimeis
  
  5 - MoonIce
  Also known as: The 'Billy Jean'
  Victim: Nelstar
  Targets: None
  
  6 - ditzy
  Also known as: The 'Man in the Mirror'
  Victims: Hocklez, Bismarck, Joyce
  Targets: Cats, Cat lovers, kids, anything that moves
  
  7 -
  8 -
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  10 -
  
  WARNING TO ALL ADULTS: KEEP CHILDREN OUT OF THEIR REACH.
• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:27

  Eh, why you post in LOA?
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:28

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Eh, why you post in LOA?

  OCEANOS will curse me twenty years of bad luck if I don't help him boost ratings
• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:29

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  OCEANOS will curse me twenty years of bad luck if I don't help him boost ratings

  Then I curse you 21 years loh. And +1 year to any new tenders.
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Jul 04, 22:29

  wow... got my name sia......
  
  /me hidding my sweet.......
  
  who?? where got MJ???
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:31

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Then I curse you 21 years loh. And +1 year to any new tenders.

  
  
  I helped you also.... or else your ratings you think can increase?
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:32

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(mj):

  wow... got my name sia......
  
  /me hidding my sweet.......
  
  who?? where got MJ???

• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:33

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  
  
  I helped you also.... or else your ratings you think can increase?

  Wah, say till like this. Win liao loh.
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:34

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Wah, say till like this. Win liao loh.

  Eh, I opened three booster packs liao. Exhaust my brains and options..
• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:35

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  Eh, I opened three booster packs liao. Exhaust my brains and options..

  Ok, I owe you this time, I take back my tender. The favour will be returned on your conditions.
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:36

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Ok, I owe you this time, I take back my tender. The favour will be returned on your conditions.

  Don't forget, you got the Croco hunting list thread ok?
• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:37

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  Don't forget, you got the Croco hunting list thread ok?

  How could I miss that out? You're the organiser hor, I'm just leasing out the space.
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:38

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  How could I miss that out? You're the organiser hor, I'm just leasing out the space.

  We'll deal with the specific details. Meanwhile the partner Ah Ma got 0 sales for her chopper...
  
  We might have to find new partners to sell weapons....
• ditzy

  1 Jul 04, 22:44

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  We'll deal with the specific details. Meanwhile the partner Ah Ma got 0 sales for her chopper...
  
  We might have to find new partners to sell weapons....

  I've got Molotov Cocktails to spare nia.
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:46

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  I've got Molotov Cocktails to spare nia.

  That's the best. You're horrible.
• laurence82

  1 Jul 04, 22:47

  
  
  *me faint*
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Jul 04, 22:47

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  I've got Molotov Cocktails to spare nia.

  got more power sweet sweets to spare??? my sweet like no use leh... sighz.. kids nowadays dun like sweets already meh??
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:48

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  
  
  *me faint*

  You've been black or whitelisted.
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 22:49

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):

  got more power sweet sweets to spare??? my sweet like no use leh... sighz.. kids nowadays dun like sweets already meh??

  Kids play with HP liao. You damn outdated.
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Jul 04, 22:52

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  Kids play with HP liao. You damn outdated.

  si meh??? wah lau....sweets hp?? how to find money??
  
  ok ok....... i have decided to gold pot wash hand already......
  
  any 21 yrs old and above gal want to make fren with mi???
• S!ndy

  1 Jul 04, 22:54

  laurence82 oso lik cute animals lehh..
• laurence82

  1 Jul 04, 22:55

  Originally posted by S!ndy:

  laurence82 oso lik cute animals lehh..

  Oei oei oei...
• bismarck

  1 Jul 04, 22:56

  yunzhongzi is also known as middle finger..
• S!ndy

  1 Jul 04, 22:58

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Oei oei oei...

  hahas.. i'm jus providing relevant info..
• Nelstar

  1 Jul 04, 23:02

  Yunzhongzi
  Also known as: The 'Bad'
  
  His song:
  
  Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right,
  Just show your face in broad daylight.
  I'm telling you on how I feel,
  Gonna rape your kids, will shoot to kill
  Come on, come on, lay it on me, all right.
  I'm giving you on count of three
  To show your dick or let it be.
  I'm telling you, just watch your mouth,
  I know your game, what you're about.
  
  Well, they say the nose's the limit
  and to me that's really true,
  but, my friend, you have seen nothing,
  just wait 'til my dick's through -
  
  Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you want it!
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again who's bad!
  
  The word is out, you're doin' wrong,
  Gonna lock you up before too long.
  your lyin' eyes gonna tell you right,
  So listen up, don't make a fight!
  Your height is short, you're not a man,
  Wou're throwin' stones to hide your pants.
  
  Well, they say the nose's the limit
  and to me that's really true,
  but, my friend, you have seen nothing,
  just wait 'til my dick's through -
  
  Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you want it!
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again who's bad!
  
  We can change the bed tomorrow,
  this could be a better place,
  If you don't like what I'm sayin',
  then won't you slap my face -
  
  Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you want it!
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again who's bad!
  
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you want it!
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again who's bad!
  
  You know I'm smooth, I'm bad - you want it,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad, baby.
  You know, you know, you know it - come on,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again.
  
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it,
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know!
  You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it, you know,
  And the whole world has to answer right now,
  Just to tell you once again. Who's bad?