13 WAYS TO GET A WITCH MAD AT YOU!
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Here is another follow up to the previous Topic which i find it rather Humorous too.......
13 WAYS TO GET A WITCH MAD AT YOU!
1. ASK IF THEY ARE SATAN WORSHIPPERS.
2. RAID THEIR HERB SUPPLY TO SEASON YOUR STEW.
3. REARRANGE THEIR ALTAR.
4. PICK UP THEIR CRYSTALS TO GET A CLOSER LOOK.
5. BUILD LITTLE HOUSES WITH THEIR RUNES.
6. SHARPEN THEIR ATHAME.
7. TRY ON THEIR JEWELRY.
8. PLAY POKER WITH THEIR TAROT CARDS.
9. UNTIE THE KNOTS IN THEIR CORDS.
10. DEBATE WITH THEM ABOUT TRUE RELIGION.
11. BLOW OUT THEIR CANDLES.
12. SEE HOW FAR THEIR CRYSTAL BALL WILL ROLL.
13. MAKE JELL-O IN THEIR CAULDRON.
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14. TELL THEM THAT HELL IS THEOR INHERITANCE IF THEY REFUSE TO REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS
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Merry meet again Neon Tetra,Originally posted by NeonTetra:14. TELL THEM THAT HELL IS THEOR INHERITANCE IF THEY REFUSE TO REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS
Hell exist only in those who do not have faith, who do not view things with an open heart! Remember the Door of heaven is always open to those who believe in HIM so is the Gate of hell is also open to those who has shaken their belief in HIM into believing the existence of the LATTER who's name raise Hell...... So its your choice on what you choose to make... Light & Dark must co-exist so there will be a balance in All.........Universal Law
kakaka
Blessed Be,
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STOP DEGRADING JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by NeonTetra:14. TELL THEM THAT HELL IS THEOR INHERITANCE IF THEY REFUSE TO REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS -
STOP DEGRADING JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by NeonTetra:14. TELL THEM THAT HELL IS THEOR INHERITANCE IF THEY REFUSE TO REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS -
Thanks Brother Zacken......Originally posted by zacken99:STOP DEGRADING JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didnt degrade..i am exalting. The only name under heaven by which men can be saved is the name of Jesus.Originally posted by zacken99:STOP DEGRADING JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know it sounds offensive...truth are hurting at times. but there is still hope
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watch charmed!
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Hello my dear friend,Originally posted by NeonTetra:I didnt degrade..i am exalting. The only name under heaven by which men can be saved is the name of Jesus.
I know it sounds offensive...truth are hurting at times. but there is still hope
Don't be so defensive......this tread is just meant for fun as i find it funny...... There is One God in every man.........if you open your heart & let HIM in.......you will be saved.......Go to Heaven & live forever.....
That One God in every man comes in Different Forms to different people, so if you just have FAITH in HIM that is enough already! Everythings in Life is but a Mirage...... just a passing Clouds......set upon us by HIM to give us trial to see if we are worthy!
Blessed Be,
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no bday cakes?Originally posted by OCEANOS:[b][color=blue]11. BLOW OUT THEIR CANDLES. -
Hee hee What cakes do you like?Originally posted by sillyme:no bday cakes? -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
haha.. no need lah..
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So hows your day? its a quiet morning........office not much ppl or calls coz its Friday.......hahahaOriginally posted by sillyme:haha.. no need lah.. -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
quiet day too
[b]So hows your day? its a quiet morning........office not much ppl or calls coz its Friday.......hahaha [/b]
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No lah.......just clients usually call in the morning to make queries about their stuffs or confirmed certain details! I am doing Sales & Admin work in Printing Industry! Btw saw your post on "Love Thy Neighbour as Thyselves".......Maybe you should ask Brother NeonTetra to read a few times more to ponder over it.......Originally posted by sillyme:quiet day too
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Originally posted by OCEANOS:
thanks for visiting my forum
[b]No lah.......just clients usually call in the morning to make queries about their stuffs or confirmed certain details! I am doing Sales & Admin work in Printing Industry! Btw saw your post on "Love Thy Neighbour as Thyselves".......Maybe you should ask Brother NeonTetra to read a few times more to ponder over it.......
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walking with Christ is a personal thing, though we need reminders and encouragement from time to time.. we all love Christ in a different way and we all love ourselves in different ways too
sometimes we know what is right, but we don't do it the right way.. and maybe our actions overshadow the intentions one way or another.. -
You are most welcome.......Originally posted by sillyme:thanks for visiting my forum
walking with Christ is a personal thing, though we need reminders and encouragement from time to time.. we all love Christ in a different way and we all love ourselves in different ways too
sometimes we know what is right, but we don't do it the right way.. and maybe our actions overshadow the intentions one way or another..
yeah very true....All religions teaches mankind to be good........be kind & humble to all.......None of it will preach evil.....Everyday in life is a blessing.....in a way we are learning in all aspects of our life through our own ways & own's cognitions.........Therefore Unconditional Love is the most vibrant & regenerating energy that we all need! Love Thyself before others......And invite blessings into our life! -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
not all.. cults are religion too
[b]You are most welcome.......
yeah very true....All religions teaches mankind to be good........be kind & humble to all.......None of it will preach evil.....Everyday in life is a blessing.....in a way we are learning in all aspects of our life through our own ways & own's cognitions.........Therefore Unconditional Love is the most vibrant & regenerating energy that we all need! Love Thyself before others......And invite blessings into our life![/b] -
yeah the babes are hot........Originally posted by wuming78:watch charmed! 
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Exalting his name...? You gotta be kidding. Surely Jesus taught you some manners! No sense damning people from other religions to hell!!!Originally posted by NeonTetra:I didnt degrade..i am exalting. The only name under heaven by which men can be saved is the name of Jesus.
I know it sounds offensive...truth are hurting at times. but there is still hope
I mean... I like Jesus and think he's a pretty nice guy and a pretty good healer. In fact, I'll also admit that I believe he is a "messenger" from god and had a purpose here. Still, it doesn't mean that as his "disciple", you do not have to respect other peoples' belief!
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Cults.......Originally posted by sillyme:not all.. cults are religion too
What is your definition of cult? Is it groups like 'Children of Judas'....'Moonie'.....etc Don't think there is any cult in Singapore!!! As far as i know there is only one group locally which some see as cult .......to some its not......'FALUNGONG'! But members from their group are most highly educated personnels & some professionals! I don't thinnk they are very cultist...or maybe my understanding of cult is not enough..... -
Merry Meet Dear En',Originally posted by En':Exalting his name...? You gotta be kidding. Surely Jesus taught you some manners! No sense damning people from other religions to hell!!!
I mean... I like Jesus and think he's a pretty nice guy and a pretty good healer. In fact, I'll also admit that I believe he is a "messenger" from god and had a purpose here. Still, it doesn't mean that as his "disciple", you do not have to respect other peoples' belief!
Especially since paganism is pre-christianity. Respect for the elders, anyone?
I do see your points in your post! Historically absolutely correct, well i am very open to all religions! Everyone on this realm do have their purpose in life just the mundane ordeal in life forbid them to see their purpose clearly! We must have patient as Time will tell & one day the veil of Truth will be lifted & revealed to all who have faith! I strongly believe that "We must have faith & love in whatever we do or pursue in life"! Well I got an affirmation to share with all of you, "For Today only Anger Not, Worry Not! Be Humble & Grateful in all We do, Be Kind to All".Thanks for your reply!
Blessed Be,
Oceanos