TWELVE STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM!!!
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TWELVE STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM
1 ) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2 ) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with
one hand typing.
3 ) I will get dressed before noon.
4 ) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes,
and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5 ) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate
few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6 ) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via
the Internet.
7 ) I will read a book...if I still remember how.
8 ) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on
the Internet.
9 ) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for
email.
10 ) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week,
if it is necessary or not.
11 ) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget
to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Inter-
net.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to
bed sometime... and the Internet will always be there
tomorrow!
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Hahaha this would have been a nice addition to the Book of Life too! hahaha
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Merry Meet KFDugong,Originally posted by KFDugong:Hahaha this would have been a nice addition to the Book of Life too! hahaha
Well this is my very First April's Fool Joke, ain't its funny & Ironic?
Blessed Be,
Oceanos -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
Your first??? How can it be.... hmm hmm must have humour in your life always...to maintain the joy and well being!
[b]Merry Meet KFDugong,
Well this is my very First April's Fool Joke, ain't its funny & Ironic?
Blessed Be,
Oceanos[/b] -
Merry Meet KFDugong,Originally posted by KFDugong:Your first??? How can it be.... hmm hmm must have humour in your life always...to maintain the joy and well being!
What i meant is my First Joke in here for this April!
There are already alot of Rumour in here recently, i been Laughing my Arse out! My well-being as Good as ever & joyous to some extent some may be unhappy & jealous about it. 
Blessed Be,
Oceanos -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
It's a joke???lolz
[b]Merry Meet KFDugong,
Well this is my very First April's Fool Joke, ain't its funny & Ironic?
Blessed Be,
Oceanos[/b] -
blur again right?Originally posted by harryryan:It's a joke???lolz -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
oh ... phew! I was a bit worried you were letting silly things get to you.. hence a shortage of humour...
[b]Merry Meet KFDugong,
What i meant is my First Joke in here for this April! There are already alot of Rumour in here recently, i been Laughing my Arse out! My well-being as Good as ever & joyous to some extent some may be unhappy & jealous about it.
Blessed Be,
Oceanos[/b]
But should knowbetter I m sure you can more than take care of yourself -
yes... maybe i should really change nick KF blur sotong.Originally posted by KFDugong:blur again right? -
Merry Meet KFDugong,Originally posted by KFDugong:oh ... phew! I was a bit worried you were letting silly things get to you.. hence a shortage of humour...
But should knowbetter I m sure you can more than take care of yourself
Nah... How Silly can it get?
Its just after meals entertainment to me. I am always Humourous!
Thanks for your concern dude! Have a Wonderful day coz its a Wonderful World!
Blessed Be,
Oceanos -
ahahahahahah that would be cute hahahhahahaOriginally posted by harryryan:yes... maybe i should really change nick KF blur sotong.
true spirit of KF animals... its whats within that counts yar! -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
It is a wonderful world and a wonderful life isn't it? Once you acknowledge you can make all things beautiful.. all possibilities seem endless!
[b]Merry Meet KFDugong,
Nah... How Silly can it get? Its just after meals entertainment to me. I am always Humourous!
Thanks for your concern dude! Have a Wonderful day coz its a Wonderful World!
Blessed Be,
Oceanos[/b]