Book of Life (Version Yellow)
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i was supposed to be doing my stuff from slkool but end up being online insteadOriginally posted by KFDugong:Dun be like that lar... I m usually around on sundays... but was engaged yesterday..... in very sudden ways lar.. hahah anyway we all have our own things to do not just over weekends... but weekdays as well... so whos tho say which one is better than the other?
Whats important is you are doing the right thing for you!
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Then with the shorter time you now have for your school work you should spend more time and concern on it!Originally posted by harryryan:i was supposed to be doing my stuff from slkool but end up being online instead -
i know n i will.Originally posted by KFDugong:Then with the shorter time you now have for your school work you should spend more time and concern on it!
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We
only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible
not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with
good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well,
I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Moral of the story: B4 u comment on others, pls. take a good look at yourself first!!! -
We all know what is best for us.Originally posted by harryryan:i know n i will.
We simply forget to listen to ourselves sometimes. -
he he... i m here again...but never mind....i will be back to work on my projects after this...i promisedOriginally posted by KFDugong:We all know what is best for us.
We simply forget to listen to ourselves sometimes. 
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bad boy....nauti boy...go n study please.Originally posted by harryryan:he he... i m here again...but never mind....i will be back to work on my projects after this...i promised -
Dun haf to promise me anything lar... hahahaOriginally posted by harryryan:he he... i m here again...but never mind....i will be back to work on my projects after this...i promised
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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okay ladies.. remember this is a month to laugh... dun get angry hor
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> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She
> went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
> three wishes but whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
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> The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the
> most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise
> that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the
> world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's
> okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes
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> for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
> frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
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> will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because
> what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest
> woman in the world
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
> mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
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> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
> that you women never listen!
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As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven. One day he needed to pee,as you do,so he asked Jesus to guard the gates for a while,and Jesus being a very kind and willing man said he would. After a while a man appeared and started to walk towards Jesus. When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked very familiar. He was on ald man with a beard. Jesus asked-"I don't mean to be nosey sir,but did you have any children?" The man replies-"Yes,one son,but he died,he had nails put through him." "And what did you work as?" "I was a carpenter" Jesus says-"Father?" The man says-"Pinnochio?".
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Dear KFDugong,
Nice book you got in here. Keep the humour coming, hahaha
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Quote of e day from e chancellor in Star wars 2:e dark side of e force is a pathway to abilities some consider to be un-natural...... Welcome to e dark side...he he he....
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this one very farniOriginally posted by KFDugong: -
Which cards is his?
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Saturday afternoon,evening n nite...stuck at home with my projects for company...
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ha ha...so obedient huh....stay at home work hard?Originally posted by harryryan:Saturday afternoon,evening n nite...stuck at home with my projects for company... -
no choice.... 1 week left in e semester....hmmm...also one week left in May...so must buck up.Originally posted by waliao:ha ha...so obedient huh....stay at home work hard? -
Merry Meet Harryryan,Originally posted by harryryan:no choice.... 1 week left in e semester....hmmm...also one week left in May...so must buck up.
Yeah work hard. You graduate, kor kor buy you dinner, any food you like.
Blessed Be,
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Originally posted by OCEANOS:
isn't he supposed to be on a diet?
[b]Merry Meet Harryryan,
Yeah work hard. You graduate, kor kor buy you dinner, any food you like.
Blessed Be,
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thanx for reminding meOriginally posted by waliao:isn't he supposed to be on a diet? -
u r welcomeOriginally posted by harryryan:thanx for reminding me