Book of Life (Version Yellow)
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Well although March is only just about to wane and April waxing, though I would not delay unnecessarily the next in the series of the Book of Life.
April begins with a day which should only be about folly, joy and laughter, with April's Fools greeting us into the fourth month.
This is a book of yellow... to remind us all to stay bright and jovial like those cute yellow emoticons we so often use (even mr. green is yellow at heart
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And this image also serves to remind us that while our humanity is far from perfect, it is something to be cherished always... all good times are.
So come on in, and share a joke or two, or any funny anecdotes you may have.
Or simply if you are in need of a laugh. We'll try our best to humour you. -
version yellow out so soon?
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Like e book cover dude...congrats on ur appointment.
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Thanks!
Its now April for sure, so lets see more laughs..
Lemme share a practical joke I played once many years ago during field camp in bmt....
during a training session where i was supposed to play an intruder.... my friend was the guard.. so he did the usual q&a about halt who goes and stuff..obviously i wasnt gonna give the right answer so i gave all kinds of cock responses,.... like if he call thunder.... i said blunder or somethin stupid to that effect... so of course he has to "shoot" me and i m supposed to "die".. but i did a dramatic death... bloody pulled out my dagger out of the sheath before he shot and charged.. so i "died" lying on the stomach with knife in hand...
now of course he has to inspect the body lar.... so he walks up to me with his buddy.... and i m like listening intently..... when i knew he was just next to me... when i could feel him bending a bit to check my "body"..
.. I SPRANG UP A LITTLE BIT AND LIFTED MY KNIFE HAND AND LET OUT THE MOST BLOODCURDLING YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I COULD!!!
he sprang back, dropped his rifle... and anyone who has heard enough army stories can tell what happened next... hahahhaha
man that as funny to me..
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SO this place can post joke also rite?
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just be good about it. think about how jokes enrich ur self in body and mindOriginally posted by waliao:SO this place can post joke also rite? -
Congratulations brudder......
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Thanks again! Here's to a month of laughs!!Originally posted by harryryan:Congratulations brudder......
Hope u have a good time being the book keeper.
What did the the rooster say to the pig?
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Pork pork pork pork pork! pork pork pork pork pork!! -
Rofl...u win!!!!Originally posted by KFDugong:Thanks again! Here's to a month of laughs!!
What did the the rooster say to the pig?
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Pork pork pork pork pork! pork pork pork pork pork!! -
Merry Meet KFDugong,
Thanks for taking up the appointment of Book Keeper for the month of April, Yellow is a great selection, Joy & Intellectual will definitely brighten up the Beautiful energy in here.
April is the fourth month of the year of the Gregorian calender, and the first month of the astrological calender. Its astrological sign is Aries, the Ram (Mar 20- Apr 20), a cardinal fire sign rulled by Mars. The name of the month comes from the Latin aprilis, which derives from aper, or "boar," as April was thought to be the month of the boar. April is the month of burgeoning life force, sunshine, and life returned to the forests. Birds are building nests now; lambs are romping on greening hillsides. Apricot trees are blossoming, and herb gardens are filling out. Now is the time to plant your garden. Potatoes, onions, lettuce, and tomatoes are sacred to various divinities now. It is a good time to create a circle for mediation outside, either of stones or shrubberies. The four cardinal directions should be marked in the circle, and connected by a crossquarter cross. Cut mazes and labyrinths now in turf or in fields. Plant tree saplings too -- maples, hawthorn, and holly are sacred to April. Bunnies and hares are symbols of fertility at this time of the year, associated with rites of spring.The Full Moon in April is called the Hare Moon.
Holidays in April include April Fool's Day, which come frm Roman celebrations of the New Year rebirth. Earth Day on April 22 celebrates the bounty of the plantet. April 30 is called May Eve and is celebrated with revels and bonfires.
May this Book of Life (Yellow Version) be a Great Start to this Wonderful Month of April.
Blessed Be,
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April is always a nice time.. while i was overseas i really appreciated april.. imagine whole year round there is not much sun and then in april, it shows its pretty bright face... its like seeing a princess show herself at the balcony..!
April 30... also known as Walpurgisnacht right?
So has anyone played any APril Fools Jokes yet?
What do you call a horse living next door to you?
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Originally posted by KFDugong:
Merry Meet KFDugong,
April is always a nice time.. while i was overseas i really appreciated april.. imagine whole year round there is not much sun and then in april, it shows its pretty bright face... its like seeing a princess show herself at the balcony..!
April 30... also known as Walpurgisnacht right?
So has anyone played any APril Fools Jokes yet?
What do you call a horse living next door to you?
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[b]Neighbour[/b]
Hahaha Thats Funny. The Mood of April is really in here now i see.
Blessed Be,
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Merry Meet To All,
Its Raining again!
I was about to go out! Rainy Days & Monday always get me down... 
Hmmm Got to bring my Umbrie out... Grrrrr
Blessed Be,
Oceanos -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
Nature has a will all its own... all we can do is make the best of a bad situation...
[b]Merry Meet To All,
Its Raining again! I was about to go out! Rainy Days & Monday always get me down... Hmmm Got to bring my Umbrie out... Grrrrr
Blessed Be,
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Hope everyone has a good bright welcoming April Weekend!
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The weekend is here... been slow so far... haha but thats usual for me..
part 2 of the above joke..
What do you call a horse who lives next to you who isn't very interesting?
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A Neighbore -
Its a nice Sunday.. woke up early to play basketball... and now about to get ready to go meet some old friends...aaaaaahhhhhhhh
the simple pleasures in life can be so beautiful once you get over spending all of it worrying about the later...and focus on the now.
final part of the trilogy:
What do you call a whole stable full of horses who ain't interesting..
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A Neighborehood
although they might have been published before... i proudly admit i actually came up with all the jokes so far on my own hahahah am i bored or what? -
Between 2 coins, a 5-cent and a 1-cent coin respectively, which one of them is psychic?
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The 1 cent coin. Because when together, he is the sixth cent. -
Dugong's jokes r so farni...
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almost as farni as Takumi's attempts to be irritating.Originally posted by harryryan:Dugong's jokes r so farni... -
hope you aint being sarcasticOriginally posted by harryryan:Dugong's jokes r so farni...
anyone can make jokes of their own.. especially corny ones... cos alll u have to do is look around you and see the humour in life... humour brings joy.. so u must be joyful! -
now now.. this is a month of joy! let us all be joyful! try ur jokes here lar.. if pple laugh... u can use it the next time u meet someone outside!Originally posted by waliao:almost as farni as Takumi's attempts to be irritating. -
u r much better than me...my jokes r cold ones(leng siao hua)Originally posted by KFDugong:hope you aint being sarcastic
anyone can make jokes of their own.. especially corny ones... cos alll u have to do is look around you and see the humour in life... humour brings joy.. so u must be joyful!
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new book mean new life being ....
this is my busy month I will miss Sgforums and OCEANOS
sorry I try to come in.
I hope thing can work out i settle soon -
i will be busy too....too many dtaelines to meet.Originally posted by MeOwSuSan:new book mean new life being ....
this is my busy month I will miss Sgforums and OCEANOS
sorry I try to come in. I hope thing can work out i settle soon