>*< What's Your New Name? FunnY NamE GeNeRaToR >*<
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Merry Meet To All,
A friend of mine sent this, I find it funny & amusing therefore wanted to pass it on to someone who needs a good laugh & a little fun.
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, ask your friends and family and co-workers to generate out their new names. And don't go all 'adult' ... my friend's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Blessed Be,
Oceanos -
My Name : Oceanos Atlantis
My New Name therefore is Crusty Gerbilapple. Oh my God, i sounded like a aftermeal dessert...Sweet & Yummy.... Hahaha
Have fun boys & girls....Do give it a try...
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chim-chim girdle biscuits?
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Hahaha...its actually rather funny & kinky...Originally posted by tripudio_mutatio:chim-chim girdle biscuits?
Definition of Girdle:
[n] a woman's close-fitting foundation garment
[n] a band of material around the waist that strengthens a skirt or trousers
[n] an encircling or ringlike structure
[v] put a girdle on or around
[v] cut a girdle around (a plant) so as to kill by interrupting the circulation of water and nutrients
Girdle biscuits what do you think? -
crusty chicken butt..
hmm.. my name sounds disgusting. ): -
Wild Hot Passion with a Wild butt Actions perhaps....hahahaOriginally posted by wildchild:crusty chicken butt..
hmm.. my name sounds disgusting. ): -
For : Kuali Baba
New Name : Poopsie Applehead
Wahahaha 
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me leh?
i lazy to go read..
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poopsie waffle bun
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buttercup waffle squirt
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For : BismarckOriginally posted by bismarck:me leh?
i lazy to go read..
New Name : Snotty Appleface
Hmmm.... a Smurfy name... -
Poopsie Bubblesniffer???
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Originally posted by OCEANOS:
[b]For : Bismarck
New Name : Snotty Appleface
Hmmm.... a Smurfy name... [/b]
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HAHAHA...Cheer Up...Its just for Laugh...Originally posted by bismarck: 
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Originally posted by OCEANOS:
i didnt know i look healthy
[b]HAHAHA...Cheer Up...Its just for Laugh... [/b] -
Edible is the more appropriate word to use...hahahaOriginally posted by bismarck:i didnt know i look healthy -
For : CryoLind
New Name : Dinky Cootienose
Kekeke -
: LilO gIrL
New Name : Bootie Cootiebrain
That sounds Bootylicious & Brainy...wahahaha
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zippy bubblesquirt x
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i dun hav a fourth letter in my last name...
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Kinky Wonderwomen.... heheheOriginally posted by wonderwoman913:zippy bubblesquirt x -
Originally posted by OCEANOS:
eh sorry shd be zippy bubbleshead
[b]Kinky Wonderwomen.... hehehe [/b]
check for me loh
u still here ah
so tired liao
gd nites -
For : Nelstar
New Name : Bootie Gerbilgizzard
Hmmm....Sounded Yummy...hahaha -
For : Chunyong
New Name : Dorkey Bubblepants
Wah sounded abit Kinky...hahaha -
Loopy Girdle!!