john walk into a bar sees a weird looking bird. he ask the owner wat bird was tat. "oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied. "y its called crunchy bird???" ask john. "u will noe in a moment. crunchy bird, the magazine." the owner said. within seconds, the magazine was shred apart into pieces by the bird's sharp claws n beak. "wow tats impressive!" john said. another stout looking man entered the bar. "wats tat idiotic looking bird doing over here?" the man said "oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied. laughing the man said, "crunchy bird? my as$."