University of Crappology Mid Year Examination 2010

• Doomsday Pendulum

  14 May 10, 22:38

  Essentially, this IS crap. Anyone allergic to crap should not read on.

   

  Now, to the main thing.

   

  Question 1: Geek

  "Never gonna give you up,

  Never gonna let you down.

  Never gonna run around, and desert you.

  Never gonna make you cry,

  Never gonna say goodbye.

  Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you."

   

  Question 2: Fate/Stay Night

  "I am the bone of my sword.

  Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

  I have created over a thousand blades.

  Unknown to death.

  Nor known to life.

  Have withstood pain to create many weapons.

  Yet, those hands will never hold anything.

  So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'."

   

  Essentially, it is a creative crapping exercise. Using one (or both) of the above quotes, write...something.

  E.g.

  Question 1:

  "I am the bane of my group,

  footnotes are my body and words are my blood.

  I have typed over a thousand PIs,

  unknown to word count,

  Nor known to pass.

  Have lost much sleep to write PI.

  Yet those PIs will never score anything.

  So as I pray, Unlimited Project Works!!!! -------- Final Chant of Servant JC Student before Submitting PI and getting rejected" (Credits: Rick Wang Zilong)

  Yes. Context, if applicable, will be nice.

  Question 2:

  "To my fair and lovely lady: I am never gonna give you up for any other girl. I will always live up to your expectations, as such I will never ever let you down. I will be there when you need me, I will never run around mindlessly and desert you when I am needed I will always brighten up your day, I will never make you... cry We will always be together, I shall never mutter the words "goodbye'"

  "

  Facebook never gives me up... but it always lets me down... Sometimes, by not loading properly, it runs around in circles and deserts me. I promised not to make people cry by typing comments such as "farewell to your grades" or something. But then, by not telling the truth I am telling a lie and hurting them... "

  There, more examples. Make use of events in your everyday life. I shall attempt one soon. If not, this will make me look dumb.
• Fenixx

  28 May 10, 14:52

  Walau eh..... simi lj lai eh......???