All I want for Christmas is...
to save u headaches, u may pik & chope frm my wishlist.
1. NUXE Shimmer Oil
2. kiki.K "MY" Folders
3. Petunia Pickle Bottom Clutch
ok, more to cm.
me is beri bz nw.
4. Sony Micro Vault (with pink light!)
5. Amazon Kindle
6. Louis Vuitton Soupcon
pls do not litter in UOC.
lol
dear santa;
i now know the reason why homeless kids in the orphanages fail to receive any of the x'mas present from you last year.
At first i tot that they had all misbehave or that the gift of food and toy they request are too much to ask. But one seeing your list so clot up with stuffs above, i am now convince that you would be hard press to delivered.
Even if you putted your elves and gnomes to 48hrs of hard labour daily, i doubt you make it half way here from poland.
Worry not, for I had told those kids why you aint able to visit them last year and highly unlike to again this year. They are a little bit disappointed, but nevertheless, they wish a happy and joyous x'mas and may you take care in delivering your goods and watch our for all the planes and watch dogs.
cheers.
the once happy orphanage
Dear Santa,
I never believe in you or your existance. However i'm prepared to change my mind if you deliver the lotus esprit sports car that i've always wanted to me.
Yours truly
SevenEleven
Originally posted by SevenEleven:Dear Santa,
I never believe in you or your existance. However i'm prepared to change my mind if you deliver the lotus esprit sports car that i've always wanted to me.
Yours truly
SevenEleven
the sport car wont fit into his bag... The model version, however, might...
Dear Santa
I KNOW YOU ARE REAL!
screw all those who don't believe >=(
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
the sport car wont fit into his bag... The model version, however, might...
just the car ignitation key and the parking lot number can liao.
Originally posted by udontknowme:Dear Santa
I KNOW YOU ARE REAL!
screw all those who don't believe >=(
wow
dear santa,
please grant me all the wishes i whispered to you last night, and the night before, and the week before.
cassie
But then again, Santa wont be able to come singapore... We dun have chimneys in our HDB and condos... At most he'll attempt to drop into the chimney of the Gas power station at woodland/senoko/northside and get burnt into a crisp...
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:But then again, Santa wont be able to come singapore... We dun have chimneys in our HDB and condos... At most he'll attempt to drop into the chimney of the Gas power station at woodland/senoko/northside and get burnt into a crisp...
omg!!! you still believe in the chimney stuff???
they now use DHL courier services liao
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
the sport car wont fit into his bag... The model version, however, might...
santa knows magic and can do anything.
so long you truly believe!!
Originally posted by SevenEleven:
omg!!! you still believe in the chimney stuff???they now use DHL courier services liao
maybe they will dress the courier guys into santa claus this yr
lol
Originally posted by udontknowme:santa knows magic and can do anything.
so long you truly believe!!
dear santa, pls wake udon from his dreams.
lol
Dear Santa,
I want a nintendo wii!
Originally posted by SevenEleven:
just the car ignitation key and the parking lot number can liao.
dear 7-11
the car is currently parked in a cavern in the north pole, the key in inside the car
have fun digging it out.
yr sincerely
santa
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:But then again, Santa wont be able to come singapore... We dun have chimneys in our HDB and condos... At most he'll attempt to drop into the chimney of the Gas power station at woodland/senoko/northside and get burnt into a crisp...
aiyah substitute chimney with balcony
Originally posted by cassie:dear santa,
please grant me all the wishes i whispered to you last night, and the night before, and the week before.
cassie
Dear cassie
You have to speak louder than that or use the shoutbox. santa is hard on hearing now as age catches up.
Dear Santa,
I want some santarinas in my bedroom later please...
Originally posted by Master -_-:Dear Santa,
I want some santarinas in my bedroom later please...
Dear Master-__
Please note that santarinas are no longer available due to the slow aging process.
however, we have santa grannies who are happy to provide their services.
your sincerely
santa
p.s. :dont worry they dont bite since they have already lost all their teeth in the aging process