New Theory On Marriage

• gasband

  2 Jul 09, 13:09

  Last night I was talking to my friends about marriage and suddenly I thought of a new theory for marriage.

   

  What keeps a marriage together?

  1st year - Love

  2nd - 6th year (if it lasts that long): Committments and responsibilities

  7th year onwards: the fear of alimony.

• charlize

  2 Jul 09, 13:15

  No, I don't think it's new.

   

  It's just an unwritten law.

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 13:22

  

• Herzog_Zwei

  2 Jul 09, 13:25

  Originally posted by gasband:

  Last night I was talking to my friends about marriage and suddenly I thought of a new theory for marriage.

   

  What keeps a marriage together?

  1st year - Love

  2nd - 6th year (if it lasts that long): Committments and responsibilities

  7th year onwards: the fear of alimony.

  
  Oh?? My theory:

  Year 1: Duty

  Year 2: Duty

  Year 3: Duty

  Year inifinity: Duty

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 13:26

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  Oh?? My theory:

  Year 1: Duty

  Year 2: Duty

  Year 3: Duty

  Year inifinity: Duty

  
  whatever happened to love? haiz.

• charlize

  2 Jul 09, 13:31

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  whatever happened to love? haiz.

   

  One cannot live on love and fresh air alone.

   

  Really.

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 13:32

  Originally posted by charlize:

   

  One cannot live on love and fresh air alone.

   

  Really.

  
   life is tough

• Herzog_Zwei

  2 Jul 09, 13:33

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  whatever happened to love? haiz.

  
  What is love?

• meltz

  2 Jul 09, 13:35

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  What is love?

  
  LOVE = Lazy Overweight Very Easily :lol:
• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 13:37

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  What is love?

  
  Your guess is as good as mine. But I was told that's why people marry.

• Herzog_Zwei

  2 Jul 09, 13:38

  Originally posted by meltz:

  
  LOVE = Lazy Overweight Very Easily :lol:

  
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• meltz

  2 Jul 09, 13:41

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  问世间情为何物，直教人生死相许？天�地北�飞客，�翅几回寒暑。欢�趣，离别苦，就中更有痴儿女，�应有语。渺万里层云,�山暮雪，�影��去？横汾路，寂寞当年箫鼓，�烟�旧平楚。招魂楚些何嗟�，山鬼暗啼风雨。天地妒，未信与，莺儿燕�俱黄土，�秋万�。为留待骚人，狂歌痛饮，�访�丘处

  
  wrong la u should see the stephen chow tao xue wei long ver
  
  问世间情为何物，直教人生死相许 .. loh sa sa si loh sa sa mo nei he xu mo nei he ... ni lao bu xx :lol:
• 不如就死

  2 Jul 09, 13:54

  Originally posted by meltz:

  
  LOVE = Lazy Overweight Very Easily :lol:

  

• GHoST_18

  2 Jul 09, 13:56

  was on this topic with my friends recently too..

  some said it's love...

  some said it's the free maid service..

  some said it's the home cooked dinner...

  some said it's the free sex...

   

   

  i think it's crazy to get married..

  

   

• cassie

  2 Jul 09, 13:56

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  Your guess is as good as mine. But I was told that's why people marry.

  
  That shouldn't be the singular reason to tie the knot.

• 不如就死

  2 Jul 09, 13:58

  Originally posted by GHoST_18:

  was on this topic with my friends recently too..

  some said it's love...

  some said it's the free maid service..

  some said it's the home cooked dinner...

  some said it's the free sex...

   

   

  i think it's crazy to get married..

  

   

  women so poor thing ..

• charlize

  2 Jul 09, 13:58

  No money, no honey.

• GHoST_18

  2 Jul 09, 13:59

  Originally posted by �如就死:

  women so poor thing ..

  it was a all guys session tat day...

  u cant expect much...

  

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 14:00

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  That shouldn't be the singular reason to tie the knot.

  
  Well yeah, but certainly its supposed to be a major contributing factor. Or am I wrong? Must go ask married people.

• 不如就死

  2 Jul 09, 14:01

  Originally posted by GHoST_18:

  it was a all guys session tat day...

  u cant expect much...

  

  can tell its an all guys session

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 14:01

  Originally posted by GHoST_18:

  was on this topic with my friends recently too..

  some said it's love...

  some said it's the free maid service..

  some said it's the home cooked dinner...

  some said it's the free sex...

   

   

  i think it's crazy to get married..

  

   

  
  Getting married is the most expensive way of getting sex. Where got free? And even then some wives will keep saying no.  

• GHoST_18

  2 Jul 09, 14:01

  u can

  1) start a thread in sgf...

  2) do a survey in the streets...

  3) post in fb...

  4) try getting married...

  
  

• GHoST_18

  2 Jul 09, 14:03

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  Getting married is the most expensive way of getting sex. Where got free? And even then some wives will keep saying no.  

  my tat fren was saying should get a PRC wife...

  more worth it...

  he even did a calculation and u will be surprised with the figure...

   

  tat is if u know wat i mean...

  

• av98m

  2 Jul 09, 14:05

  Originally posted by GHoST_18:

  my tat fren was saying should get a PRC wife...

  more worth it...

  he even did a calculation and u will be surprised with the figure...

   

  tat is if u know wat i mean...

  

  I only know its cheaper to have sex with different prc chickens than to get married to 1 prc woman.

• GHoST_18

  2 Jul 09, 14:07

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I only know its cheaper to have sex with different prc chickens than to get married to 1 prc woman.

  must be speaking from experience..