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man.. u dun squat on ur own toilet. but i actually thought about it... but lol.. in the end i just prepare my heart like prepare my butt to be stung by the coldness of the plastic seat. Actually my seat is porcelian like some kinda of material.. omfg.. made it more cold. i swear man.. whoever bought this toilet.. looks good but.. totally not butt friendly when it comes to the cold.
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ok..
alternative solution...
keep ur pants up when u sit on the bowl...
the fabric would be a good insulator...
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stupid idea leh..
hahahhahaha
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but seriously,
when u have to use, you have to use...
regardless how cold the seat is...
if you still have time to consider all these factors,
you prolly dun need to use the toilet...
at least not tat urgent yet...
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otherwise, pour hot water on the toilet seat, so that its warmer lor..
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:
ok..
alternative solution...
keep ur pants up when u sit on the bowl...
the fabric would be a good insulator...
man.. it will only insulate half of your @ss. how about the back half ? later u shit in your pants ler ? Then thw toilets here behind always got window n slightly open to air. N cold air comes in blowing ur back while u sh|t.. my gawd.. taking a dump has never been so torturing..
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Originally posted by bluejuice:
otherwise, pour hot water on the toilet seat, so that its warmer lor..
lol.. ur hot coffee or milo goes ice cold in less then 15 minutes in a cop. i dun think sprinkles of hot water on the seat will help. later they crystalise into ice n u sit on it.. even more tiam la. hahaha
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
man.. it will only insulate half of your @ss. how about the back half ? later u shit in your pants ler ? Then thw toilets here behind always got window n slightly open to air. N cold air comes in blowing ur back while u sh|t.. my gawd.. taking a dump has never been so torturing..
then � is the key...
and i dun mean � the chill...
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
man.. it will only insulate half of your @ss. how about the back half ? later u shit in your pants ler ? Then thw toilets here behind always got window n slightly open to air. N cold air comes in blowing ur back while u sh|t.. my gawd.. taking a dump has never been so torturing..
and no...i didnt say take your pants half down..
when i say keep your pants up...
i mean fully UP...
and when it's fully up, chill wind wouldnt be able to chill ur butt...
unless u have a big butt and a pants 2 sizes smaller...
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lol... master Pi Gu Gong.
harden the exterior skin. direct most blood flow to the butt.
haiz.. cold toilet seat. . .
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
lol.. ur hot coffee or milo goes ice cold in less then 15 minutes in a cop. i dun think sprinkles of hot water on the seat will help. later they crystalise into ice n u sit on it.. even more tiam la. hahaha
Please la.. chch where got so cold until water turn into ice so fast???
hahaha
Use a hot towel on the seat, so that its not so cold, then u sit down la..
Otherwise, drive to a mall or somewhere where the toilets are not exposed to the cold lor..
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
lol... master Pi Gu Gong.
harden the exterior skin. direct most blood flow to the butt.
haiz.. cold toilet seat. . .
im asking u to kek sai lah.. -
Originally posted by GHoST_18:
and no...i didnt say take your pants half down..
when i say keep your pants up...
i mean fully UP...
and when it's fully up, chill wind wouldnt be able to chill ur butt...
unless u have a big butt and a pants 2 sizes smaller...
haha... are u serious.. how u take a dump. unless ur pants got a hole cut out at ur anus there. hahaha
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:
im asking u to kek sai lah..u know what happened to the last person that tried to kek sai ?
Trying to stop something from naturally going out ... is not a very good idea. U seen what happened to a blocked fire hose with water pumping right ? he he
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
haha... are u serious.. how u take a dump. unless ur pants got a hole cut out at ur anus there. hahaha
of coz u can still take a dump when ur pants is up...the only issue now is that the crap goes into ur pants instead of the bowl..
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Originally posted by bluejuice:
Please la.. chch where got so cold until water turn into ice so fast???
hahaha
Use a hot towel on the seat, so that its not so cold, then u sit down la..
Otherwise, drive to a mall or somewhere where the toilets are not exposed to the cold lor..
its 1 degrees now.. i say its pretty fast. lol
i think drive to mall use the toilet is the best idea so far.
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:
of coz u can still take a dump when ur pants is up...the only issue now is that the crap goes into ur pants instead of the bowl..
lol.. and u think that is a better solution ? shit in ur pants ? like that dun even need to go toilet. i can just shit while sitting on @ss in front of the com liaw lar. hahahaah
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ah gui got so many crappy ideas
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
u know what happened to the last person that tried to kek sai ?
Trying to stop something from naturally going out ... is not a very good idea. U seen what happened to a blocked fire hose with water pumping right ? he he
final solution in 5 steps...
1)lay papers on the floor
2) squat over it
3) fire away
4) wrap up the papers
5) dump it in your neighbour's backyard...
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
its 1 degrees now.. i say its pretty fast. lol
i think drive to mall use the toilet is the best idea so far.
if u can dong throughout the journey then y not...?
IF is the keyword here...
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
its 1 degrees now.. i say its pretty fast. lol
i think drive to mall use the toilet is the best idea so far.
no la..
if exposed to outside winds maybe. But ur toilet is indoors, the temperature shouldn't go until 0degrees..
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:
final solution in 5 steps...
1)lay papers on the floor
2) squat over it
3) fire away
4) wrap up the papers
5) dump it in your neighbour's backyard...
wahhahahaha
is that what u did last time??
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:
final solution in 5 steps...
1)lay papers on the floor
2) squat over it
3) fire away
4) wrap up the papers
5) dump it in your neighbour's backyard...
*claps his hands* bravo BRAAAVO..
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Originally posted by bluejuice:
no la..
if exposed to outside winds maybe. But ur toilet is indoors, the temperature shouldn't go until 0degrees..
his toilet maybe open concept 1 leh...like the one in our zoo, like the one in ECP...
can look out to ur neighbour's yard and maybe see the kiwis running around in the wild while doing ur business...