Imagine this scenario!

• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 13:45

  Picture this.
  
  You're cruising along the highway, homeward bound. It's just a normal day, a li'l cloudy and the radio's tuned to your favourite Gold 90.5 station.
  
  All seems so perfect till.... You feel a whopping stomach upset, the immense pain suddenly hit you and punch you on your tummy mercilessly.
  
  You panicked, knowing it's another 20 minutes journey before you could reach home. So you step harder on the accelerator... 90... 95... 110... 120 the accelerator reads...
  
  You're starting to cold sweat and you feel so weak... so powerless... and in all desperation, you try to focus really hard... so you won't end up in a car wreck that would crash all the good years ahead of your life...
  
  Finally... the familiar sight of your neighbourhood... you keep driving.... keep pushing on... park the damn car... and rush up to your house...
  
  Now imagine... the above just happened to me
• pwnz0r

  14 Dec 07, 13:47

  not that uncommon occurrence... poor u
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 13:50

  Originally posted by pwnz0r:

  not that uncommon occurrence... poor u

  '
  
  Still trying to recover from that trauma
• mhcampboy

  14 Dec 07, 13:59

  now imagine while u were speeding.... u are stopped by TP
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:01

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  now imagine while u were speeding.... u are stopped by TP

  
• infantry

  14 Dec 07, 14:02

  
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:08

  must have lau ka gui kor lah
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:13

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  must have lau ka gui kor lah

  ????
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:14

  Originally posted by Detached:

  ????

  sh!t whole pants
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:16

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  sh!t whole pants

  No lor.. You don't falsely accuse lychee lor
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:17

  Originally posted by Detached:

  No lor.. You don't falsely accuse lychee lor

  oh u reminded me....
  
  gu niang ke hao....
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:18

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  oh u reminded me....
  
  gu niang ke hao....

  U cham liao.. Say somemore I go woo Bluey
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:18

  Originally posted by Detached:

  U cham liao.. Say somemore I go woo Bluey

  why i cham....i am not the one that will be haunted
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:20

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  why i cham....i am not the one that will be haunted

  Then who? Lychee must not harm the innocent
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:24

  Originally posted by Detached:

  Then who? Lychee must not harm the innocent

  maybe ah gui lub lychee leh
• GHoST_18

  14 Dec 07, 14:28

  now imagine while ur speeding, u were stopped by TP...
  
  then u got and lau ka gui kor..
  
  while ur rushing home to wash up, u lang gah...
  
  
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:30

  see i told u....ah gui with come and haunt u
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:32

  Why the world so harsh to me? I'm just a lychee
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:34

  Originally posted by Detached:

  Why the world so harsh to me? I'm just a lychee

  sorry hor...
  
  u are the niang niang qiang de lychee
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:37

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  sorry hor...
  
  u are the niang niang qiang de lychee

  UOC mei you hao ren
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:42

  Originally posted by Detached:

  UOC mei you hao ren

  dun like that lah....
  
  the most i dun call u niang niang qiang loh...
  
  i call u ah gua, can anot?
• GHoST_18

  14 Dec 07, 14:43

  hanor..
  
  UoC mei you hao ren...
  
  except me...
  
  if ur gonna tell me im gui not ren then u r damn childish...
  
  
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:50

  If lychee got lychee wife to defend me here... then hao le
  
  U guys heng lychee single liao
• Mospeada

  14 Dec 07, 14:51

  Originally posted by Detached:

  If lychee got lychee wife to defend me here... then hao le
  
  U guys heng lychee single liao

  who is lychee soh
• Detached

  14 Dec 07, 14:52

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  who is lychee soh

  No hab le