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mai ghey siao hor..Originally posted by GHoST_18:ok skid...
pm me ur email add...
i have this PERFECT powerpoint file which will show u all the examples...
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jus try ur best lohOriginally posted by skid:but how do i determine which one i should use loh?
it comes naturally... -
Originally posted by GHoST_18:ok skid...
pm me ur email add...
i have this PERFECT powerpoint file which will show u all the examples... 
forward to me also LEH.. -
ah blue...
u got mail... -
Like that can send me also?Originally posted by GHoST_18:ah blue...
u got mail... -
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sigh
really nice weather to snooze
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virus ai mai..Originally posted by turbo_drift:Like that can send me also? -
Originally posted by GHoST_18:virus ai mai..
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i see before.. i am searching to see if i got the text version...Originally posted by GHoST_18:ah blue...
u got mail... -
Found it!!!
SINGLISH VS ENGISH
-Use Singlish, it's so much economical n effective-Compare n See
When Going Shopping
-Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.
-S'poreans: No Stock!
When returning a Call
-Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
-S'poreans: Hello, who page?
When some1 is in the way
Britains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam hor! or Skius!(excuse)
When some1 offers 2 pay
Britains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.
S'poreans: no need lah!
When asking 4 permission
Britains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?
S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?
When asking 2 be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh... ...
When doubting some1
Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?
When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u!
When asking some1 2 lower thei voice...
Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!
When asking some1 if he or she noes u
Britains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?
S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah! -
Originally posted by GHoST_18:virus ai mai..
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hey skid...this u need to learn...Originally posted by GHoST_18:virus ai mai..
kong simi lan dui
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this is hokkien.. not singlish!!!Originally posted by Mospeada:hey skid...this u need to learn...
kong simi lan dui 
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Originally posted by Mospeada:i din know ah ger like it that way
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When asking 2 be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh... ...
When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u! -
ok...in singlish that will beOriginally posted by bluejuice:this is hokkien.. not singlish!!!
talk what blue hammer? -
skid must attend the basic class 1st...Originally posted by bluejuice:this is hokkien.. not singlish!!!
which is singlish class...
pass LIAO then can go to intermediate class...
which is hokkien -
Originally posted by GHoST_18:skid must attend the basic class 1st...
which is singlish class...
pass LIAO then can go to intermediate class...
which is hokkien
skid must pay US$500 for the singlish lesson..
Intermediate class costs US$1000... -
Like that skid sure go bankrupt leh.. Got ah mos, ah gui, bluejuice and me trying to teach skid singlish leh..Originally posted by bluejuice:
skid must pay US$500 for the singlish lesson..
Intermediate class costs US$1000... -
sorry HOR...
the money only comes to me HOR...
u all tang gu gu (wait long long) HOR... -
oi! you're taking advantage of me!Originally posted by bluejuice:
skid must pay US$500 for the singlish lesson..
Intermediate class costs US$1000... -
we split the money LAH..Originally posted by GHoST_18:sorry HOR...
the money only comes to me HOR...
u all tang gu gu (wait long long) HOR...
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:sorry HOR...
the money only comes to me HOR...
u all tang gu gu (wait long long) HOR... -
no la..Originally posted by bluejuice:we split the money LAH..
60-40
In this order = ah gui-bluejuice-turbie
50-25-25