The Unexpected!
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My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to
get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend?
She was a dream. There was only one
thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when
near me and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked
me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I
arrived. She whispered to me that soon
I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she
couldnt overcome and didnt really want
to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just for
once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was
in total shock and couldnt say a word.
She said, Im going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me. I was
stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future
father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me
and said, We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We
couldnt ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: Always
keep your condoms in your car. -
Joke forum?
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intending to, but dont sound funny -
DOTZ.
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read it somewhere b4
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post in joke forum