I'm writing my Effing Resignation letter.. oh eff this!
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URGH...
I'm writing it.. i hope i do not lose composure when i hand it in and get the 3rd degree from my manager about what is wrong.
Can i just email it? I'm a big wuss. -
if he ask, just say it's a personal decision. that was what i did.Originally posted by Lingos:URGH...
I'm writing it.. i hope i do not lose composure when i hand it in and get the 3rd degree from my manager about what is wrong.
Can i just email it? I'm a big wuss. -
how about this??
Dear Mr.******,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harrassment of my co-workers and myself during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however, I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please, I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
LIngos -
that's what i call coming out in blaze of glory! -
Hehe - good one, ratty.
Ling: Jesus H Christ, girlfriend, you're becoming the office equivalent of James Brown - you know, his usual gag of being escorted offstage by his entourage, and then rushing back on?
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OH MAN..
i just walked into that effing meeting.
And i somehow got more responsibilities.
John said to walk back in and hand the letter in.
Thanks Ratinacage, i see you have experienced this.
I've got..
Dear XXXXX,
This is to formally inform you that i am resigning from _________, effective immediately.
This decision is irrevocable and will not be withdrawn.
Thank you for... ra ra ra..
Regards
CC.. big boss, GM, CFO
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I'm afraid to lose my composure!Originally posted by foga:if he ask, just say it's a personal decision. that was what i did.
What if .. what if.
Ged: He saw me today. He said.. oh we haven't decided what we are doing that week that (receptionist) is going away.
He: You are so good at reception (heheh snigger)
I : I will bear that in mind when i look for a new job, XXX
He: I loved your email by the way, very well written!!
I said: Oh thanks, very professional huh? -
So hang on - did you or didn't you hand the resignation letter in?
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noo she didn't again!! Arrgh woman!! why why why!!!!Originally posted by Gedanken:So hang on - did you or didn't you hand the resignation letter in? -
walau..mi no job..and there pple are handing in resignation letter...
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sgboy2004, the Good Boi
Croco Corner -
sometimes, it's better to be jobless than to be stuck in a crap job.. the pay just isn't worth the grief..
ling, so, did you?Originally posted by sgboy2004:walau..mi no job..and there pple are handing in resignation letter...
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sgboy2004, the Good Boi
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Everyone is gonna stab me with a sharp umbrella now.
NO.. i didn't.
Have made an appointment to see him this morning, stop it lah. -
if u dun do it, u will never ever get away!!!!!Originally posted by Lingos:Everyone is gonna stab me with a sharp umbrella now.
NO.. i didn't.
Have made an appointment to see him this morning, stop it lah. -
Made an appointment already.Originally posted by ratinacage:if u dun do it, u will never ever get away!!!!! -
You'll be lucky if I bother sharpening the umbrella first!Originally posted by Lingos:Everyone is gonna stab me with a sharp umbrella now.
NO.. i didn't.
Have made an appointment to see him this morning, stop it lah.
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nah.. i'm not violent...
girl, good luck!
Originally posted by Lingos:Everyone is gonna stab me with a sharp umbrella now.
NO.. i didn't.
Have made an appointment to see him this morning, stop it lah. -
When the eff is he gonna get out of the effing meeting with the sales guys.
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still not done yet?
courage, girl, courage!Originally posted by Lingos:When the eff is he gonna get out of the effing meeting with the sales guys. -
No.. i'm not scared.Originally posted by the Bear:still not done yet?
courage, girl, courage!
He kept postponing me.
And now he's talking to the GM and the sales guys one by one.
The thing is yesterday i was too wrecked to do it.
Today i don't care. Now i'm utterly prepapred! -
good good!
great luck in your endeavours!Originally posted by Lingos:No.. i'm not scared.
He kept postponing me.
And now he's talking to the GM and the sales guys one by one.
The thing is yesterday i was too wrecked to do it.
Today i don't care. Now i'm utterly prepapred! -
ehehe.. i'll update you for sure!Originally posted by the Bear:good good!
great luck in your endeavours! -
He might persuade you to stay and reconsider... and try to stall as long as possible until he can find a replacement.Originally posted by Lingos:No.. i'm not scared.
He kept postponing me.
And now he's talking to the GM and the sales guys one by one.
The thing is yesterday i was too wrecked to do it.
Today i don't care. Now i'm utterly prepapred! -
DONE DONE!!
YEAH..
ONE WEEK PAY OUT PLUS HOLIDAY THAT WAS ACCRUED!
Oh yesh!!
He was so nice... i felt so bad!!
HAHAH.. Anyway, he also said, I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.
Are you alright financially! Oh dear ..
am i alright financially? i dunno! -
woo-hoo!!
u've finally done it!! good for u, ger... -
/me tucks blunt, rusty umbrella away
MAZELTOV!