4 LESSONS -
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are
on their way to a meeting. On their way through a
park,they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp
and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three
wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each." So the
eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in
the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted
" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty
of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in
the office after lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral of the story :
" Always allow the bosses to speak first"
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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very
sensitive and important document, and my secretary has
left. Can you make this thing work?
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need
one copy."
Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane
on the way to LA when the American turned to the
Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The
Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't
understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind
of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese,
Japanese,Vietnamese!etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and
asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American,
frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of
'-kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or
monkee?"
Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French who found this small genie
bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the
bottle,
He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will
give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool
and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to
become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, >
jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed
into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy
swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of
vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the
pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He
slipped towards the pool and shouted,
SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something,
because sometimes accidents do happen.
