Bus jokes (parte tres)

• The Soon

  25 Feb 10, 20:36

  Originally posted by SMB66X:

  Why LTA banned from having more bendy bus?

   

   

   

  Because LTA don't like to have a lot of worms in Singapore(MRT & Bendy Bus)
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  Something similar I made up this morning:

  Why did LTA banned articulated buses?

  Because they are Bandy (Bendy) buses!

• SBS9622Y

  1 Mar 10, 01:49

  .. no one cracked it yet. answer?

• TIB930Z

  1 Mar 10, 13:30

  SBS > Slow Bus Services ( joke by an ex-smrt bc who always got blocked by SBS DDs in Bedok )

  SMRT > Super Mario Racing Team :D

• SBS7382C

  1 Mar 10, 17:04

  Originally posted by TIB930Z:

  SBS > Slow Bus Services ( joke by an ex-smrt bc who always got blocked by SBS DDs in Bedok )

  SMRT > Super Mario Racing Team :D

  super mario cart also not that fast...wihed it was possible to put in nfs

• TownLink 291

  1 Mar 10, 17:20

  Originally posted by TIB930Z:

  SBS > Slow Bus Services ( joke by an ex-smrt bc who always got blocked by SBS DDs in Bedok )

   

  SBS > Si Beh Slow.

• SBS9622Y

  1 Mar 10, 21:44

  +1. But not always slow...

• SBS8533C

  19 Apr 10, 07:29

  I have another one...
  
  If you exchange the 1st and 4th digit with the 2nd and 3rd digit and vice versa, you would still get the rego with the check letter 'T'. There are two regos to name. What are they?
  
  Answer: SBS1881T (Volvo MK II) and SBS8118T (Scania KUB)

• fireice rox

  19 Apr 10, 19:26

  refer to this thread on mercedes jokes

  http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/352246

• jayh272416

  19 Apr 10, 19:27

  Originally posted by SBS8533C:

  I have another one...
  
  If you exchange the 1st and 4th digit with the 2nd and 3rd digit and vice versa, you would still get the rego with the check letter 'T'. There are two regos to name. What are they?
  
  Answer: SBS1881T (Volvo MK II) and SBS8118T (Scania KUB)

  2772 and 7227

• TIB657M

  24 Apr 10, 19:22

  OC is busy = OCBC bank

• TIB1234T

  24 Apr 10, 21:07

  KUB = Kick Ur Butt

  ...thats why we all complaint about the vibrations...

• Operation//Overkill

  24 Apr 10, 22:09

  Originally posted by TIB1234T:

  KUB = Kick Ur Butt

  ...thats why we all complaint about the vibrations...

  LOL~! ahahahaha

• Operation//Overkill

  24 Apr 10, 22:10

  What about KUD? Scania K310UD?

• TIB657M

  24 Apr 10, 22:11

  KUD = Kiss Your Ducky

• Kiraâ„¢

  25 Apr 10, 00:15

  Then SMB?

  Smell My Butt?

• TIB1234T

  25 Apr 10, 00:22

  

• TIB1234T

  25 Apr 10, 00:24

  Originally posted by TIB657M:

  KUD = Kiss Your Ducky

  
  no.... its Knock U Down...

• TIB1234T

  25 Apr 10, 00:26

  Originally posted by Kira™:

  Then SMB?

  Smell My Butt?

  
  Smooth My Butt

  ...cos of the OCs...

• TIB657M

  25 Apr 10, 11:24

  TIB = �爱比

• TIB770T

  25 Apr 10, 11:27

  TIB = Tear Idiot's Butt

• Ngweitong

  25 Apr 10, 11:43

  CSS = Chao Si Si OR C*** S***ING SKILLS?

  B7RLE = B7R LIMITED EDITION?

• TIB770T

  25 Apr 10, 11:45

  Originally posted by Ngweitong:

   

  B7RLE = B7R LIMITED EDITION?

  B7RLE = B7 Racing Limited Edtion (Any BC would like this bus cos they can chiong like hell  )

• jayh272416

  25 Apr 10, 11:49

  KUB = Krappy Useless Bus

• TIB657M

  25 Apr 10, 11:50

  We are having 'SMB' now. Please go to the hall now!!!

• TIB770T

  25 Apr 10, 11:51

  Originally posted by TIB657M:

  We are having 'SMB' now. Please go to the hall now!!!

  SMB = Ass-em-bly