Bus jokes (parte tres)
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What do you call a girl named Mercedes who is wearing a G-string?
Citaro G!
(More jokes about bus makes? share them here)
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One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"
The Auntie Replyed:
Cause on top no driver
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Originally posted by TownLink 291:
One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"
The Auntie Replyed:
Cause on top no driver
---------------------------------The SBS Transit Scania always jerk. Later fall down.
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Originally posted by TownLink 291:
One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"
The Auntie Replyed:
Cause on top no driver
---------------------------------Leyland boomz alr?
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Originally posted by nenepokey:
Leyland boomz alr?
Highlight the line above the dotted line.
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A joke (not real one):
One day when I boarded SMB130T on 173 at Commenwealth Ave West Stop. The bus was crowded with people inside and don't bother to move to the rear. I asked one of passengers why all people do not bother to move to the rear. He said: ' The female BC is too hot that they want to glance at her!!!'
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1. What did you call a brand of a SBS bus that is used by MapleStory Global Server? (Not MapleSEA)
Answer: Scania
2. What did you call a model of a SMRT bus that is also the same as the abbrievation of a newly-opened Orcahrd Rd Shopping Mall?
Answer: OC -
(Fictional story)
An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.
When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".
He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the driver told him "Can't you see?"
So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.
But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. Driver told him again "Can't you see?".
So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.
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Originally posted by sgbuses:
(Fictional story)
An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.
When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".
He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the SL told him "Can't you see?"
So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.
But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. SL told him again "Can't you see?".
So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.
Lol... W'lands Regional Int, svc. 858.
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Originally posted by sgbuses:
(Fictional story)
An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.
When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".
He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the SL told him "Can't you see?"
So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.
But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. SL told him again "Can't you see?".
So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.
Lol nice.
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Originally posted by iveco:
What do you call a girl named Mercedes who is wearing a G-string?
Citaro G!
(More jokes about bus makes? share them here)
And what is her fave drink?
answer
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Originally posted by sgbuses:
(Fictional story)
An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.
When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".
He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the driver told him "Can't you see?"
So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.
But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. Driver told him again "Can't you see?".
So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.
a nice story after all. the tourist seriously got owned badly...
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very cold..
a bus joke would be bus 555..
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during peak hour, a bus arrived at a bus stop to pick up commuters. It was almost packed to the door so the driver said "all aboard, doors are closing" but a lady said "NO, wait till I get my clothes on"..
those commuters seated towards the entrance door turned their attention to the lady & looked at her hoping to see something pleasant but to their dismay, what the lady got on the bus with was a bag full of clothes that she got from a closing down sale..
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Originally posted by SBS8533C:
1. What did you call a brand of a SBS bus that is used by MapleStory Global Server? (Not MapleSEA)
Answer: Scania
2. What did you call a model of a SMRT bus that is also the same as the abbrievation of a newly-opened Orcahrd Rd Shopping Mall?
Answer: OCOC = Orchard Central.
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Originally posted by TownLink 291:
One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"
The Auntie Replyed:
Cause on top no driver
---------------------------------Upstairs no driver leh...
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Which bus is the most horny?
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Originally posted by carbikebus:
Which bus is the most horny?
Dennis TRIDENT? Trident is the Devil's weapon of choice. Devil has horns like a goat.
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Why TIB541M, TIB805C and TIB806A perm 920?
Because M stands for Manchester United, C for Chelsea, A for Arsenal. Expect the standing like this during May. Man U FTW!!! Defend 4th succesive BPL title!!!
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Originally posted by carbikebus:
Which bus is the most horny?
sbs2609h
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Which advertisement is the most adhesive that it cannot be removed easily?
SBS815S (Full rear: Give way to buses)Which advertisement is most sexiest that people never stop to see?
OSIM uSoffa Pepit: Chat. Coffee. Message. The World's 1st Little Massage Sofa. (feat. Lin Chi Ling)
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Why LTA banned from having more bendy bus?
Because LTA don't like to have a lot of worms in Singapore(MRT & Bendy Bus)
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Most horny bus is Bangbus and chio-bus(Pronounce by caucasian)
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Originally posted by TIB657M:
Why TIB541M, TIB805C and TIB806A perm 920?
Because M stands for Manchester United, C for Chelsea, A for Arsenal. Expect the standing like this during May. Man U FTW!!! Defend 4th succesive BPL title!!!
Haha.. I had one more here.. In the past, why National Stadium special services were named as Services A, B & C? Its because A stands for Arsenal, B stands for Birmingham & C stands for Chelsea! Also National Stadium was the venue for various football matches. -
Originally posted by SBS8533C:
Haha.. I had one more here.. In the past, why National Stadium special services were named as Services A, B & C? Its because A stands for Arsenal, B stands for Birmingham & C stands for Chelsea! Also National Stadium was the venue for various football matches.
Liverpool went Singapore for friendly match last year.Man U went Singapore for friendly in 2001.