WHAT DO GALS WANT??? (^_^)When I was a young woman, all I wanted was a guy with big muscles. So I dated a muscular guy. He was as strong as Terminator, but he beat up
any other guy who would stare at me. I was afraid he would hit me too. So I dumped him when he was in jail.
I decided to date a romantic guy. He was so sweet; he sent me flowers
every Friday to my office just to ask me out; one time he packed himself
into a box as my birthday gift. But he was also romantic to other girls
until I found out in a florist that he ordered 5 dozens roses each Friday. It was too late, he had already dumped me.
So I decided to date a stable guy. He was a "good" man and he had a PhD from MIT. But all he talked with me was M/M/1 > Queuing theory. I had to dump him because when one day I said I was going to Australia, he said you don't need to go there to buy apples. There's a mama shop across the street.
After that I decided to date an interesting guy. He was so funny and
he was like "George" on TV's Seinfeld. He made me laugh all time.
But later, I couldn't laugh any more. He didn't have a job, nor did he plan to find one. All he did was playing mahjong and "Chor Daidee". The worst thing is that we got married.
WHAT DO GUYS WANT ??? (^_^)When I was in poly, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs. So T dated a
girl with big boobs, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In University, I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time.
So I decided I needed a girl with some stability and I found a very
stable girl. But she was so boring, she never got excited about anything.
So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. There, I found an
exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one
thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After graduation, I
found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious; she divorced me and took everything I owned.
