Male Female

• laurence82

  27 Jul 04, 19:09

  ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you
  can always see right through them.
  
  SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
  hanging out.
  
  COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
  warm up.
  
  TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
  
  HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you
  have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot
  air part.
  
  SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and
  retain water.
  
  SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
  people up.
  
  HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to
  the bottom.
  
  HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
  5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  
  REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
  consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
  and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
  he keeps trying.
  
• FireIce

  27 Jul 04, 19:10

  Computer Mouse
  
  Female
  
  cos use mouse pad
  
  cold onot?
• SGpork

  27 Jul 04, 19:11

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  Computer Mouse
  
  Female
  
  cos use mouse pad
  
  cold onot?

  
• laurence82

  27 Jul 04, 19:14

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  Computer Mouse
  
  Female
  
  cos use mouse pad
  
  cold onot?

  
• tranquilice

  27 Jul 04, 19:14

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  Computer Mouse
  
  Female
  
  cos use mouse pad
  
  cold onot?

  My computer mouse no pad.
• SGpork

  27 Jul 04, 19:16

  Originally posted by tranquilice:

  My computer mouse no pad.

  optical mouse??
• tranquilice

  27 Jul 04, 19:21

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  optical mouse??

  Normal mouse.
• SGpork

  27 Jul 04, 21:21

  Originally posted by tranquilice:

  Normal mouse.

  then why no put mouse pad 1..
  
  no money cant afford 1??
• oh_papillon

  27 Jul 04, 21:30

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  Computer Mouse
  
  Female
  
  cos use mouse pad
  
  cold onot?

  and car brake = female
  
  cos need to change brake pad
  
• duotiga83

  27 Jul 04, 21:30

  interesting.....
• SGpork

  27 Jul 04, 21:32

  Originally posted by oh_papillon:

  and car brake = female
  
  cos need to change brake pad
  

  why all female female..
  
  the pad pad one
  
  so..as long got pad.. is female lor...
  
  isit???
• wuming78

  27 Jul 04, 21:39

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you
  can always see right through them.
  
  SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
  hanging out.
  
  COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
  warm up.
  
  TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
  
  HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you
  have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot
  air part.
  
  SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and
  retain water.
  
  SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
  people up.
  
  HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to
  the bottom.
  
  HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
  5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  
  REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
  consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
  and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
  he keeps trying.
  

  i hope u din come up wif all these urself!
• tranquilice

  27 Jul 04, 21:44

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  then why no put mouse pad 1..
  
  no money cant afford 1??

  Personal preference.
• laurence82

  28 Jul 04, 09:06

  Originally posted by wuming78:

  i hope u din come up wif all these urself!

  Grrr, wuming question my intellect...
• wuming78

  28 Jul 04, 09:21

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Grrr, wuming question my intellect...

  no ... i question ur use of free time.
• laurence82

  28 Jul 04, 09:28

  aiyah me took it from my email...
• SGpork

  28 Jul 04, 20:03

  Originally posted by tranquilice:

  Personal preference.

  icic save money also
• shan_cai

  29 Jul 04, 12:46

  Originally posted by tranquilice:

  My computer mouse no pad.

  Coz her da yi ma haven come yet mah...
• shan_cai

  29 Jul 04, 12:47

  Originally posted by oh_papillon:

  and car brake = female
  
  cos need to change brake pad
  

  Haha... So watever things tat got pad = female loh...
• SGpork

  29 Jul 04, 19:20

  Originally posted by shan_cai:

  Haha... So watever things tat got pad = female loh...

  lolz..so ur thinking same as mine..
  
  
• the Bear

  29 Jul 04, 19:25

  bananas what gender?
  
  especially those who disguise themselves in pyjamas
• tranquilice

  29 Jul 04, 20:21

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  icic save money also

  Got buy, but didn't use.
• tranquilice

  29 Jul 04, 20:22

  Originally posted by shan_cai:

  Coz her da yi ma haven come yet mah...

  It will forever not come.
• SGpork

  30 Jul 04, 02:13

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  bananas what gender?
  
  especially those who disguise themselves in pyjamas

  banana in pyjmas?
• SGpork

  30 Jul 04, 02:13

  Originally posted by tranquilice:

  Got buy, but didn't use.

  ic...