Chio BU colleague farted in pantry
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Today I went into my office pantry...and one the most chio gal colleague Ms J was inside...as I step in, suddenly I heard from her "PuuuuuaaaTTTT!". One loud wet fart !!...the type like got water one!!!......from one of the most chio colleague of my office....Ms J turned around as she hear the sound of the metal spoon in my cup...I siam and move off quickly before she fully turn...bcoz if she turn and saw me face to face sure both very embarassed one.....as I siam another female auntie colleague entered the pantry....I went back to my work station w/o getting my hot water...
A while later, the auntie colleague walk past my work station and say...."Aiyo...U must drink more water...u just now pang pui in the pantry very smelly leh...ur body very heaty ah ....Ms J say she aso cannot tahan..." I was like HUH?!!! Wo Fang Pi?!!
Wah Lau ay...Ms J set me up ! I duuno wat to do if I see Ms J tmoro.......shd I confront her or let the matter rest.......aso dun noe wan to explain to auntie anot bcoz she gossip a lot..... -
nxt time got people tell u yr fart smelly, tell them this....
"If one day u knw some1 whos fart smells good... pls inform straits times.. sure make headline news..." -
HAHAHAHAHAHOriginally posted by Troy437:Today I went into my office pantry...and one the most chio gal colleague Ms J was inside...as I step in, suddenly I heard from her "PuuuuuaaaTTTT!". One loud wet fart !!...the type like got water one!!!......from one of the most chio colleague of my office....Ms J turned around as she hear the sound of the metal spoon in my cup...I siam and move off quickly before she fully turn...bcoz if she turn and saw me face to face sure both very embarassed one.....as I siam another female auntie colleague entered the pantry....I went back to my work station w/o getting my hot water...
A while later, the auntie colleague walk past my work station and say...."Aiyo...U must drink more water...u just now pang pui in the pantry very smelly leh...ur body very heaty ah ....Ms J say she aso cannot tahan..." I was like HUH?!!! Wo Fang Pi?!!
Wah Lau ay...Ms J set me up ! I duuno wat to do if I see Ms J tmoro.......shd I confront her or let the matter rest.......aso dun noe wan to explain to auntie anot bcoz she gossip a lot..... -
Wah u got study diff types of fart arh? How u noe itz a wet fart huh?Originally posted by Troy437:Today I went into my office pantry...and one the most chio gal colleague Ms J was inside...as I step in, suddenly I heard from her "PuuuuuaaaTTTT!". One loud wet fart !!...the type like got water one!!!......from one of the most chio colleague of my office....Ms J turned around as she hear the sound of the metal spoon in my cup...I siam and move off quickly before she fully turn...bcoz if she turn and saw me face to face sure both very embarassed one.....as I siam another female auntie colleague entered the pantry....I went back to my work station w/o getting my hot water...
A while later, the auntie colleague walk past my work station and say...."Aiyo...U must drink more water...u just now pang pui in the pantry very smelly leh...ur body very heaty ah ....Ms J say she aso cannot tahan..." I was like HUH?!!! Wo Fang Pi?!!
Wah Lau ay...Ms J set me up ! I duuno wat to do if I see Ms J tmoro.......shd I confront her or let the matter rest.......aso dun noe wan to explain to auntie anot bcoz she gossip a lot.....
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Originally posted by skeujin:nxt time got people tell u yr fart smelly, tell them this....
"If one day u knw some1 whos fart smells good... pls inform straits times.. sure make headline news..."
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But anyway, chio bu oso huma, will fart de... E worse thing is she set u up n act blur sia... She reali jue zhao arh!!! Tink next time u distance away fr her loh... Or else dunno next time accuse u of wat le...
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my fren...u very suay....let chio bu setup....u tonite better go home n devise a plan to set her up on monday n make her super paisehOriginally posted by Troy437:Today I went into my office pantry...and one the most chio gal colleague Ms J was inside...as I step in, suddenly I heard from her "PuuuuuaaaTTTT!". One loud wet fart !!...the type like got water one!!!......from one of the most chio colleague of my office....Ms J turned around as she hear the sound of the metal spoon in my cup...I siam and move off quickly before she fully turn...bcoz if she turn and saw me face to face sure both very embarassed one.....as I siam another female auntie colleague entered the pantry....I went back to my work station w/o getting my hot water...
A while later, the auntie colleague walk past my work station and say...."Aiyo...U must drink more water...u just now pang pui in the pantry very smelly leh...ur body very heaty ah ....Ms J say she aso cannot tahan..." I was like HUH?!!! Wo Fang Pi?!!
Wah Lau ay...Ms J set me up ! I duuno wat to do if I see Ms J tmoro.......shd I confront her or let the matter rest.......aso dun noe wan to explain to auntie anot bcoz she gossip a lot.....
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Go get a used sanitary pad and stick it pants or jeans...Originally posted by Sir_Horny:my fren...u very suay....let chio bu setup....u tonite better go home n devise a plan to set her up on monday n make her super paiseh 
Or worst would be to hang a used tampon from her back pocket...
FI or slyvia will be glad to supply you some of their used ones! -
this is a super great idea....Originally posted by :Go get a used sanitary pad and stick it pants or jeans...
Or worst would be to hang a used tampon from her back pocket...
FI or slyvia will be glad to supply you some of their used ones! -
Hopefully they dun see this..........Originally posted by :Go get a used sanitary pad and stick it pants or jeans...
Or worst would be to hang a used tampon from her back pocket...
FI or slyvia will be glad to supply you some of their used ones! -
U v mean leh!Originally posted by :Go get a used sanitary pad and stick it pants or jeans...
Or worst would be to hang a used tampon from her back pocket...
FI or slyvia will be glad to supply you some of their used ones! 
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Originally posted by Troy437:Today I went into my office pantry...and one the most chio gal colleague Ms J was inside...as I step in, suddenly I heard from her "PuuuuuaaaTTTT!". One loud wet fart !!...the type like got water one!!!......from one of the most chio colleague of my office....Ms J turned around as she hear the sound of the metal spoon in my cup...I siam and move off quickly before she fully turn...bcoz if she turn and saw me face to face sure both very embarassed one.....as I siam another female auntie colleague entered the pantry....I went back to my work station w/o getting my hot water...
A while later, the auntie colleague walk past my work station and say...."Aiyo...U must drink more water...u just now pang pui in the pantry very smelly leh...ur body very heaty ah ....Ms J say she aso cannot tahan..." I was like HUH?!!! Wo Fang Pi?!!
Wah Lau ay...Ms J set me up ! I duuno wat to do if I see Ms J tmoro.......shd I confront her or let the matter rest.......aso dun noe wan to explain to auntie anot bcoz she gossip a lot.....
laugh till pengz...
I think u better be careful of ur auntie colleague.......if she big mouth u fang pi then u ho seh liao......ming yu sao di...... -
Today I go to office...I saw my auntie colleague first....I told her that actually I am not the one who farted...my auntie colleague ask who did? I said u go and guess lah...
auntie immediately said...cannot be Ms J lah...she so pretty (meaning cannot be that she fart so smelly one...)
I very shock!!!! Halo auntie Wat Talking U?!!!
Chio bu pang pui cannot stink meh?!!...
I looked at auntie with two eyes big big in shock
Then auntie say ok ok lah...suan le lah...the matter over liao dun talk about it anymore...
She dun believe me ah?? I bang balls ah!!!! NO Justice ah!! Tian Li he zai??
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I tot about the soiled pad or tampon...but I dun tink FI or sylvia will lent me.......esp I dunno where sylvia disappear to...Originally posted by Sir_Horny:my fren...u very suay....let chio bu setup....u tonite better go home n devise a plan to set her up on monday n make her super paiseh
I tot of a plan liao...I go get some dog SHIT....bring to office...Ms J always take out her shoes and change to office slippers...I put the dog SHIT on her shoes...and when ppl go past her work station..."Why so smelly ah?"...then she will tink she 'Cai dao Gou Shi" How is tis plan? -
Study before....I hear oni I noe its e type that have a high chance of staining ur underwearOriginally posted by shan_cai:Wah u got study diff types of fart arh? How u noe itz a wet fart huh? -
Haha nice one~! U try liao let us noe e outcome!Originally posted by Troy437:I tot about the soiled pad or tampon...but I dun tink FI or sylvia will lent me.......esp I dunno where sylvia disappear to...
I tot of a plan liao...I go get some dog SHIT....bring to office...Ms J always take out her shoes and change to office slippers...I put the dog SHIT on her shoes...and when ppl go past her work station..."Why so smelly ah?"...then she will tink she 'Cai dao Gou Shi" How is tis plan? -
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Originally posted by shan_cai:Wah u got study diff types of fart arh? How u noe itz a wet fart huh?
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Originally posted by skeujin:nxt time got people tell u yr fart smelly, tell them this....
"If one day u knw some1 whos fart smells good... pls inform straits times.. sure make headline news..." -
Originally posted by Sir_Horny:this is a super great idea....
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Originally posted by Troy437:Study before....I hear oni I noe its e type that have a high chance of staining ur underwear
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kakakaka.... ur colleague sabo u la.... she so bad 1
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Originally posted by french-fries:kakakaka.... ur colleague sabo u la.... she so bad 1
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SGpork, y u always post rollin eyes here n there de? U haf no opinions?Originally posted by SGpork: