Sent to me by my friend. Slogans for shirt prints.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors
I am not paid enough to be nice to you!
Woman are like elephants..... look at them, never own one.
Virginity is not dignity, its just lack of opportunity
I have only one nerve left and you are getting on it.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Its an unfair life, so many girls, so little time.
My girlfriends says I need to be more affectionate.....so now I got two girlfriends!
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody.
99% of women are beautiful. The remaining 1% are in my college.
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
don quarrel with a fool cos pple donno wat's the difference!!!