Sometimes somethings come after a wet fart.
Sometimes the SHIT just dun care where you are and insist on coming out.
Sometime you are trying to control and yet the SHIT wants to 'come out a little to peep'...
I recall once I went for exams and I was so nervous that I need to SHIT. But the exam time starts liao. Just barely the exam starts, SHIT happens...But I stayed and finish the paper anyway and scored well.

Really some SHIT paper...
I recall my NS buddy and I went for IPPT. When completing the first round, he ran so fast and disappeared. I found him later and he failed his IPPT. I asked why? When I saw him sprinting after the first round, he was heading for the toilet.
I recall my female colleague got a very bad fright when she was working OT late at night on a project. She admitted to another female collegaue that she heard some strange sounds and she SHIT in her panties while running out of office.
Share your worst moment when you lose command of your SHIT and it defies your order to 'stay in'.