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My 12-year-old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was. A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created. The title of their project was "The oldest thing in my house."
--Contributed by Aimee Kent -
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
-- Billy Connolly -
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Billy Connolly Funny Quotes:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fu-ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
3. When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. -
hahhaaOriginally posted by InnoHippo:Billy Connolly Funny Quotes:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fu-ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
3. When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. -
Hmmm... Ya hor, quite true.Originally posted by InnoHippo:Billy Connolly Funny Quotes:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fu-ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
3. When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.