Whats marketing realli all about...

• laurence82

  25 Nov 04, 02:09

  What is Marketing?
  
  You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
  You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
  
  That's
  
  Direct Marketing
  
  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
  your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.
  Marry him."
  
  That's
  
  Advertising.
  
  You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
  You go up to her and get her telephone number.
  The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
  
  That's
  
  Telemarketing.
  
  You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
  You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
  drink.
  You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
  ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
  
  That's
  
  Public Relations.
  
  You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
  She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
  
  That's
  
  Brand Recognition.
  
  You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
  You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
  She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
  
  That's
  
  Customer Feedback
  
  
• InnoHippo

  25 Nov 04, 14:48

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
  You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
  She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
  
  That's
  
  Customer Feedback
  
  

  After that, never forget to ask "You got chio friends? Introduce to me"
  
  This is called
  
  Asking for Referrals