The Mistress
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Hummer and Cadillac SUV in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replied. -
threatening ahOriginally posted by jOhO:A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Hummer and Cadillac SUV in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replied.
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humpf! if its me, i rather forfeit all tat, then to share my man wth another woman
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Hate this type of GUYS!
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keishaOriginally posted by keisha:humpf! if its me, i rather forfeit all tat, then to share my man wth another woman 
good gal
honghong *shake head* -
x 2Originally posted by keisha:humpf! if its me, i rather forfeit all tat, then to share my man wth another woman 
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y u shake head???Originally posted by BearBear®:keisha good gal
honghong *shake head* -
coz ur first respond was 'being threaten'Originally posted by thhong22:y u shake head???
and also ur first priority is wealth Priority Test -
oops..... bei fa xian liao....Originally posted by BearBear®:
yeah yeah.... i'm materialistic..... but i'm juz being realistic
i tai tai mah... no wealth how to b tai tai
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opps.... wu you cai chuang ni le
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hai gan jiang.... *humpf*Originally posted by BearBear®:opps.... wu you cai chuang ni le -
Originally posted by thhong22:hai gan jiang.... *humpf*
bu yao sheng qi le.... yao bu ran bu mei liao -
ben lai jiu bu mei de.... so nvm lah.... can sheng qiOriginally posted by BearBear®:
bu yao sheng qi le.... yao bu ran bu mei liao -
i see many appreciate the joke.
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I cant stand men like tat!!!!!!!!!!! get lost n "LEAVE" early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by jOhO:A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Hummer and Cadillac SUV in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replied.
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ahhah the women aren't happy.
i can't comment lar.. i also dun want a woman to stay with me just becos i give her all that (if indeed i can next time).
but how true is the above nowadays? how materialistic are our women? and ok lar, so i dun get beaten down becos i'm asking a sexist question, how screwed are our men thinking that they can keep a woman with money.
i think it's very simple to ans the question lar, refer to ur econs textbook on demand and supply.
also, humans surprise themselves all the time. u think as a woman u might not ever succumb to that kind of sh[/i]it but in the end u might. i wouldn't be surprised. same goes for guys that say that they will never do that, they probably will end up doing it.
for me, i like to keep my mouth shut. -
sigh tats wats the world is getting into... pretty sad though.. but wat to do... the generation is horribly horrifiying!!!!! hahaaaaOriginally posted by jOhO:ahhah the women aren't happy.
i can't comment lar.. i also dun want a woman to stay with me just becos i give her all that (if indeed i can next time).
but how true is the above nowadays? how materialistic are our women? and ok lar, so i dun get beaten down becos i'm asking a sexist question, how screwed are our men thinking that they can keep a woman with money.
i think it's very simple to ans the question lar, refer to ur econs textbook on demand and supply.
also, humans surprise themselves all the time. u think as a woman u might not ever succumb to that kind of sh[/i]it but in the end u might. i wouldn't be surprised. same goes for guys that say that they will never do that, they probably will end up doing it.
for me, i like to keep my mouth shut. -
i like the choice of wordsOriginally posted by p|nk:sigh tats wats the world is getting into... pretty sad though.. but wat to do... the generation is horribly horrifiying!!!!! hahaaaa -
for a man who likes to keep his mouth shut, you have a lot to say
just kidding
some people just are like that
oh well... it takes all kinds to make the world.. hope the ladies cherish the man who would never even think of straying and who would give his right arm just to make her happy
and to those men and women who do not, please try not to whine when you abandon one just to go with the one who will break your heart?Originally posted by jOhO:ahhah the women aren't happy.
i can't comment lar.. i also dun want a woman to stay with me just becos i give her all that (if indeed i can next time).
but how true is the above nowadays? how materialistic are our women? and ok lar, so i dun get beaten down becos i'm asking a sexist question, how screwed are our men thinking that they can keep a woman with money.
i think it's very simple to ans the question lar, refer to ur econs textbook on demand and supply.
also, humans surprise themselves all the time. u think as a woman u might not ever succumb to that kind of sh[/i]it but in the end u might. i wouldn't be surprised. same goes for guys that say that they will never do that, they probably will end up doing it.
for me, i like to keep my mouth shut. -
hahaha i knew someone would whack me on that..Originally posted by the Bear:for a man who likes to keep his mouth shut, you have a lot to say
just kidding
some people just are like that
oh well... it takes all kinds to make the world.. hope the ladies cherish the man who would never even think of straying and who would give his right arm just to make her happy
and to those men and women who do not, please try not to whine when you abandon one just to go with the one who will break your heart?
i dunno lar.. i just know the world isn't that simple and easy. i'm sure we all have certain morals instilled deep within us, but for the most part, pple these days are easily swayed.
yeap, i sometimes doubt myself when it comes to the future. i won't say i will or won't do a certain thing, and there's no point saying it now when i dun have to make the decision now. why make life more complicated?
most of us won't like to be unfaithful (for guys) or materialistic (for girls). but wat are we seeing out there? so wat makes u so special? certainly not ur WORDS....
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true, true...
i dunno what the future holds... i'm going to go live my life so that i can hold me head up high...
which means i have to have a clear conscience, to hell with everything else..
i guess each have their own paths to go, their own demons to battle, their own destiny to fulfill...
right now, my path leads me to work.. with a cam
going to take a few pics which only i can take (coz of the restricted access)
wish me luck!!Originally posted by jOhO:hahaha i knew someone would whack me on that..
i dunno lar.. i just know the world isn't that simple and easy. i'm sure we all have certain morals instilled deep within us, but for the most part, pple these days are easily swayed.
yeap, i sometimes doubt myself when it comes to the future. i won't say i will or won't do a certain thing, and there's no point saying it now when i dun have to make the decision now. why make life more complicated?
most of us won't like to be unfaithful (for guys) or materialistic (for girls). but wat are we seeing out there? so wat makes u so special? certainly not ur WORDS.... -
ahahah rite on mate, photography makes the world look more beautiful!!Originally posted by the Bear:true, true...
i dunno what the future holds... i'm going to go live my life so that i can hold me head up high...
which means i have to have a clear conscience, to hell with everything else..
i guess each have their own paths to go, their own demons to battle, their own destiny to fulfill...
right now, my path leads me to work.. with a cam
going to take a few pics which only i can take (coz of the restricted access)
wish me luck!!